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(AsiaOne)   You know you're talented when you're one of the most sought-after sex workers at the local sex worker camp--even though you're in the last few months of your pregnancy   (news.asiaone.com) divider line 70
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2014-02-20 09:47:00 AM
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I have never been on a camping trip like that.
 
2014-02-20 09:47:05 AM
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The moment you realize that women are just not into you.
 
2014-02-20 09:49:55 AM
See that, ladies?  This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money.  All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace.  Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?
 
2014-02-20 09:51:01 AM

cgraves67: 0.0

I have never been on a camping trip like that.



You just haven't met the right man yet. It takes a rare specimen to force his own mate into prostitution.
 
2014-02-20 09:53:16 AM
mom?
 
2014-02-20 09:54:33 AM
How else does she expect to pay for the little bastard.
 
2014-02-20 10:00:40 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: How else does she expect to pay for the little bastard.


The kid, or the boyfriend?
 
2014-02-20 10:02:27 AM
This one time, at sex camp,,,,
 
2014-02-20 10:03:41 AM
They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.
 
2014-02-20 10:03:51 AM

generallyso: It takes a rare specimen to force his own mate into prostitution.


not nearly so rare as it should be, however.
 
2014-02-20 10:04:52 AM
pregnant sex is awesome.  Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc.  Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed.  I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

/Don't judge me.
//Okay, judge me.
///That was probably a pretty judgement-worthy thing to say.
 
2014-02-20 10:06:05 AM

cgraves67: 0.0

I have never been on a camping trip like that.


If you woke up in the woods one morning with your pants around your ankles, covered from head to toe in Wesson OilTM, and a can of Redi-WhipTM in your hand, would you tell anyone?  Well, would you?!!

Good.  You wanna go camping?
 
2014-02-20 10:12:35 AM
It's all about creating buzz. Facebook buys Whatsapp for $19B and I am suddenly downloading the app. Pregnant chicks are forced into prostitution and now I am....
 
2014-02-20 10:15:01 AM
How about a different headline: pregnant woman, forced into prostitution by boyfriend, freed by law enforcement?

Oh, that doesn't focus on the outrage. My mistake.
 
2014-02-20 10:16:28 AM
Waiting to turn in their altered cable boxes during the amnesty period.
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-20 10:18:14 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: pregnant sex is awesome.  Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc.  Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed.  I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

/Don't judge me.
//Okay, judge me.
///That was probably a pretty judgement-worthy thing to say.


My wife's OB/GYN said it was a combination of things but mostly the hormonal cocktail causing the, umm, ruckus within her. She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.
 
2014-02-20 10:20:27 AM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: LowbrowDeluxe: pregnant sex is awesome.  Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc.  Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed.  I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

/Don't judge me.
//Okay, judge me.
///That was probably a pretty judgement-worthy thing to say.

My wife's OB/GYN said it was a combination of things but mostly the hormonal cocktail causing the, umm, ruckus within her. She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.


Your babby formed instead of frommed? I am truely sorry for your lots.
 
2014-02-20 10:20:58 AM
blogs-images.forbes.com
SAD, is it? You know, she reminds me of another girl, a lovely thing I once acquired from a Lysine pleasure house. And she wasn't happy. Girls from the Lysine pleasure houses are extremely expensive, and this one wasn't making me any money...I had no idea how to make her happy, and no idea how to mitigate my losses. One day, a very wealthy patron offered me a tremendous amount of money to let him transform this lovely, sad girl: to use her in ways that would never occur to most men. I will not say he succeeded in making her happy, but my losses were definitely mitigated.
 
2014-02-20 10:21:54 AM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.



ive told the story a thousand times here, but on Dan Savage - i forget if the podcast or a letter -- but some dude wrote/called in, asking, "dan, ever since my wife got pregnant, she's kinda become.....addicted, i guess, to my cum.  she's constantly blowing me and eating my cum.  at first i liked the attention, but, 6,7, sometimes 8 or 9 times a day, it gets exhausting.  so my question is, am i harming the fetus in any way?"

and dan is like, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY LETTERS I GET FROM MEN COMPLAINING THAT THEIR WIVES OR SOs WON'T SWALLOW?  JUST ENJOY IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!  AND NO, YOU AREN'T HARMING THE FETUS!"
 
2014-02-20 10:22:17 AM
Pregnant sex was awesome. Knowing it would never return was the sadest part of my vasectomy.
 
2014-02-20 10:24:02 AM

Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.


I do believe they removed that from the New GOP Handbook.
After the rape fiasco, edits had to be made.
 
2014-02-20 10:24:31 AM

Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.


Or the opposite... differs with different women. My wife had zero sex drive starting the moment of conception.
 
2014-02-20 10:25:03 AM
I think the article is confusing the words "despite" and "because of."
 
2014-02-20 10:25:04 AM
madgonad


Pregnant sex was awesome. Knowing it would never return was the sadest part of my vasectomy.

I think there is a market overseas.
 
2014-02-20 10:25:33 AM

Nana's Vibrator: See that, ladies?  This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money.  All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace.  Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?


I really doubt women are flocking to you for attention.
 
2014-02-20 10:26:07 AM

CleanAndPure: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Or the opposite... differs with different women. My wife had zero sex drive starting the moment of conception.


That was my experience as well, sadly.
 
2014-02-20 10:26:10 AM
A couple of girls I knew in high school must have gone to that camp, but skipped the whole "charging for ir" part.


That was a great summer.
 
2014-02-20 10:27:07 AM

CleanAndPure: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Or the opposite... differs with different women. My wife had zero sex drive starting the moment of conception.


Really? She seemed fine to me.

/I keed!!!
 
2014-02-20 10:28:00 AM

devilEther: [blogs-images.forbes.com image 500x281]
SAD, is it? You know, she reminds me of another girl, a lovely thing I once acquired from a Lysine pleasure house. And she wasn't happy. Girls from the Lysine pleasure houses are extremely expensive, and this one wasn't making me any money...I had no idea how to make her happy, and no idea how to mitigate my losses. One day, a very wealthy patron offered me a tremendous amount of money to let him transform this lovely, sad girl: to use her in ways that would never occur to most men. I will not say he succeeded in making her happy, but my losses were definitely mitigated.


So it wasn't kitten meat in the burgers?!
 
2014-02-20 10:28:48 AM
I wouldnt go with a sweeping statement like "pregnant pussy" is awesome later on when your favorite positions are either impractical or no longer physically possible, and feminine bodies are often permanently negatively impacted (aesthetically) by pregnacies. However Id imagine maybe a 1/4 (too high for Fark?) of the male Farkers have mashed on the bearded pumpkin with great excitement and vigor at least through one pregnancy. My ex became horny as hell and gained a much greater enthusiasm for giving BJs, which werent sparse to begin with. But she would also become irritable without sex, sometimes at inconvenient times like when we couldnt get home for a couple hours to bang one out. I didnt RTFA but the jpeg linked to "AsiaOne" if my hungover brain didnt deceive me. Arent Asians known for liking way out shiat anyway?

/like 300 year old tentacle rapeand whatnot
//whatever they do behind closed doors is all gravy as long as nobodys getting hurt... Except maybe an unconsenting giant squid or something
 
2014-02-20 10:31:57 AM

Shadow Blasko: Enormous-Schwanstucker: LowbrowDeluxe: pregnant sex is awesome.  Everyone always talks about how women are glowing and sex drive, and etc.  Possibly for fear of offending, or letting them know, women that some of them actually are more interesting than others and not just any old hole will do, though, the mechanics never get discussed.  I don't know if it's in everything being squished down, or muscles prepping in advance like a marathon runner getting in shape for the big race, or increased blood flow to the area while everything is working overtime, but pregnant pussy is awesome.

With that said, terrible story, yadda, feel horrible for her, etc...I'd have been in line.

/Don't judge me.
//Okay, judge me.
///That was probably a pretty judgement-worthy thing to say.

My wife's OB/GYN said it was a combination of things but mostly the hormonal cocktail causing the, umm, ruckus within her. She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.

Your babby formed instead of frommed? I am truely sorry for your lots.


Damnit, thanks for the correction.
 
2014-02-20 10:33:24 AM

rickythepenguin: Enormous-Schwanstucker: She was switched on for pretty much the entire pregnancy and I do mean all the time.

Then babby was done forming and, well, things normalized.


ive told the story a thousand times here, but on Dan Savage - i forget if the podcast or a letter -- but some dude wrote/called in, asking, "dan, ever since my wife got pregnant, she's kinda become.....addicted, i guess, to my cum.  she's constantly blowing me and eating my cum.  at first i liked the attention, but, 6,7, sometimes 8 or 9 times a day, it gets exhausting.  so my question is, am i harming the fetus in any way?"

and dan is like, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY LETTERS I GET FROM MEN COMPLAINING THAT THEIR WIVES OR SOs WON'T SWALLOW?  JUST ENJOY IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!  AND NO, YOU AREN'T HARMING THE FETUS!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh JFC I just lost it!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
2014-02-20 10:35:16 AM

Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.


Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy.  Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .
 
2014-02-20 10:51:33 AM

Cold_Sassy: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy.  Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .


What is wrong with the statement you quoted? I dealt with it twice, something close to 18 months of my life,have heard relatives and coworkers etc. relate to it, and a few Farkers in this short thread also agreed. Quick glance at your profile seems like you probably dont like men as much as other women, which might account for the disparity.

/apologies for the farkers who had to endure 9 months of the opposite
//you guys mustve gotten some awesome level 80 accounts and some memorable raids out of it though
 
2014-02-20 10:52:24 AM

Cold_Sassy: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy.  Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .


According to "What to Expect When You're Expecting" (my pregnancy bible, you know) pregnancy hormones can (not usually though) increase a woman's libido.
 
2014-02-20 11:01:24 AM

Cold_Sassy: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy.  Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .


I think your name says it all, Cold_Fish

Every time my wife was preggers she was up for anything all the time.

It was AWESOME.
 
2014-02-20 11:01:57 AM

Gato Blanco: Nana's Vibrator: See that, ladies?  This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money.  All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace.  Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?

I really doubt women are flocking to you for attention.


I've gotten BIE from 17 people for that post alone.  Some of them were women.  But they all had one thing in common: hobo fetish.
 
2014-02-20 11:05:01 AM

Cold_Sassy: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy.  Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .


Meow! Hiss! Spit!

/Try charcoal tablets. They're effective for hair-balls.
 
2014-02-20 11:10:11 AM
Sex camp for moms-to-be?
d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net
 
2014-02-20 11:12:51 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Gato Blanco: Nana's Vibrator: See that, ladies?  This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money.  All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace.  Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?

I really doubt women are flocking to you for attention.

I've gotten BIE from 17 people for that post alone.  Some of them were women.  But they all had one thing in common: hobo fetish.


BIE isn't a thing.
 
2014-02-20 11:25:25 AM
Id often find pictures of saggy, overweight, or exceedingly assymetrical knockers (cock-eyed nipple is my favorite) for people requesting BIE in threads in my younger days. I imagine there have been some priceless reactions, Ive even had guys ask for more.

/*New E-Mail Notification - Subj: Hi Im a frisky Farkette from the BIE thread earlier...*.
//"Alright! A pic of some cute Farkettes titties! " *click*
/// PepperoniNipplesOnA-Cups.jpg
 
2014-02-20 11:26:46 AM

D_Evans45: Cold_Sassy: Farxist Marxist: They tend to be a bit hornier when they're preggers.

Well then, I guess that makes it all fine and dandy.  Plus, you don't know WTF you're talking about .

What is wrong with the statement you quoted? I dealt with it twice, something close to 18 months of my life,have heard relatives and coworkers etc. relate to it, and a few Farkers in this short thread also agreed. Quick glance at your profile seems like you probably dont like men as much as other women, which might account for the disparity.

/apologies for the farkers who had to endure 9 months of the opposite
//you guys mustve gotten some awesome level 80 accounts and some memorable raids out of it though


You know intimating that I am gay is very juvenile and just goes to prove how insecure you are about anybody disagreeing with your opinion.  There are just as many that agree with mine so why don't you just get over your butthurt and grow the fark up.

Besides just because (in your opinion) some women get hornier during pregnancy does NOT make it okay for some loser to beat up and whore out his pregnant girlfriend.  Regardless of what you might consider acceptable.
 
2014-02-20 11:27:09 AM
FTA: "Enforcement personnel also picked up five men during the operation."

/Fill in your own joke here.
 
2014-02-20 11:31:30 AM
Not what I had in mind when I paid for a threesome
 
2014-02-20 11:31:33 AM
MemeSlave:

BIE isn't a thing.

Well...it should be.
 
2014-02-20 11:32:10 AM

MemeSlave: Nana's Vibrator: Gato Blanco: Nana's Vibrator: See that, ladies?  This guy beats up his woman if she doesn't have sex with filthy men for a trivial amount of money.  All I want is 60 minutes of quiet so I can watch 1 show a week in peace.  Now are you going to give me my peace or do I have to start making you suck hobo c♥ck?

I really doubt women are flocking to you for attention.

I've gotten BIE from 17 people for that post alone.  Some of them were women.  But they all had one thing in common: hobo fetish.

BIE isn't a thing.


...any more.

It used to be.

In those halcyon days...

*sigh*
 
2014-02-20 11:40:51 AM
i.imgur.com
Just the ting for that camp experience.
 
2014-02-20 11:41:58 AM
Cold_Sassy


Well I didnt know you are gay, but it does make sense.

So as a butch lesbian, pregnancy was never even an option for you. Sounds like you dont know what the fuhk you're talking about. Getting all that blind aggression out must be soothing though.

/There, there, son, Ill be your shoulder to cry on
//Id like some BIE eventually though, bull dyke or not
 
2014-02-20 11:43:07 AM

D_Evans45: Cold_Sassy


Well I didnt know you are gay, but it does make sense.

So as a butch lesbian, pregnancy was never even an option for you. Sounds like you dont know what the fuhk you're talking about. Getting all that blind aggression out must be soothing though.

/There, there, son, Ill be your shoulder to cry on
//Id like some BIE eventually though, bull dyke or not


I'm not gay, you stupid fark.
 
2014-02-20 11:45:01 AM
Cold_Sassy:
I'm not gay, you stupid fark.

Well...you should be
 
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