calbert: ♫ ...LEONARD HOLSTEIN... ♫
Mr. Right: Back in the 60s, somebody found that cows gave more milk listening to Bach than to the Beatles. Now this! These damned heifers and their newfangled music!
robohobo: Makes sense, since REM is music for people who can lactate.
wildcardjack: Mr. Right: Back in the 60s, somebody found that cows gave more milk listening to Bach than to the Beatles. Now this! These damned heifers and their newfangled music!Perhaps a file drawer effect. Although I could see American Idol curdling milk in the udder.
Honest Geologist: The cows are out they're running aboutMooing in the barnTo see who they are milking there...I will write a book it will be calledCows and how to milk them/love this thread so much
inert: That's great, it starts with a milkshake.
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