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(Grist)   Dairy production increases when the cows listen to REM. This one goes out to the one I milk   (grist.org) divider line 49
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2014-02-20 01:42:22 AM
This is where they walked, swam, hunted, danced and sang.
Take a picture here.
You just milked a steer.
 
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2014-02-20 01:46:12 AM
This could all lead up to Monty negotiating a raw milk deal, though we may never know.  That would probably happen behind closed doors, but it's alright.  The end result of higher milk production is more milk for all the milk and cookies. :D

/cowbell song
 
2014-02-20 01:58:48 AM
♫ ...LEONARD HOLSTEIN... ♫
 
2014-02-20 02:27:35 AM
Divide your cultured yogurt and paste
I'm looking for to lay to waste
Of all the cream I cannot taste
And this not the dairy race
 
2014-02-20 02:52:52 AM
It's not moos, it's Fark.com.
 
2014-02-20 03:08:39 AM
Pretty persuasion will do that.
 
2014-02-20 04:30:57 AM

calbert: ♫ ...LEONARD HOLSTEIN... ♫


*looks in, sees thread is already over, shows himself out*
 
2014-02-20 04:32:08 AM
God bless you subby, crossing my fingers, you seem to have chased out an earworm from two weeks ago.
 
2014-02-20 04:35:41 AM
Cause everybody yogurts..... sometimes.
 
2014-02-20 04:35:42 AM
 EVERY UDDER SQUIRTS.  EVERY UDDER SQUIRTS SOMETIMES 
 
2014-02-20 04:37:44 AM
Makes sense, since REM is music for people who can lactate.
 
mhd
2014-02-20 04:54:42 AM
Is this a convoluted plot to turn me vegan?
 
2014-02-20 05:05:38 AM
Stand in the place where you live
now face North
think about lactation
wonder why you haven't before
 
2014-02-20 05:07:47 AM
  Night Milking.....Deserves a quiet night....
 
2014-02-20 05:12:43 AM
That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight, losing my lactation.
 
2014-02-20 05:18:13 AM
As long as they're milked with frequency, Kenneth.
 
2014-02-20 05:45:55 AM
"Moon River by Danny Williams"? Boy, is Andy going to be mad when he finds out where his royalty checks have been going.

/Mooooon River
//Are you using the whole fist, Doc?
 
2014-02-20 06:07:00 AM
It's the end of the curd as we know it.
 
2014-02-20 06:22:39 AM
Back in the 60s, somebody found that cows gave more milk listening to Bach than to the Beatles.  Now this!  These damned heifers and their newfangled music!
 
2014-02-20 06:58:27 AM
...this one goes out to the teats I touch, each morn.
 
2014-02-20 07:03:03 AM

Mr. Right: Back in the 60s, somebody found that cows gave more milk listening to Bach than to the Beatles.  Now this!  These damned heifers and their newfangled music!


Perhaps a file drawer effect. Although I could see American Idol curdling milk in the udder.
 
2014-02-20 07:17:48 AM
That's great, it starts with a milkshake.
 
2014-02-20 07:24:44 AM
Bulls, Lower

If you believe, they put a man on the moo
 
2014-02-20 07:28:42 AM
I always found REM's music mooving.
 
2014-02-20 07:28:49 AM
Of course.  When the farmers milk to Metal, they always act so violently, uh huh.
 
2014-02-20 07:42:50 AM

robohobo: Makes sense, since REM is music for people who can lactate.


My work here is done.
 
2014-02-20 07:48:29 AM
This thread is udderly delightful.

/sorry, had to
 
2014-02-20 08:00:12 AM
It's the end of the curd as we know it.
It's the end of the curd as we know it.
I felt up a bovine.

/it was in my head driving to work
 
2014-02-20 08:11:12 AM

wildcardjack: Mr. Right: Back in the 60s, somebody found that cows gave more milk listening to Bach than to the Beatles.  Now this!  These damned heifers and their newfangled music!

Perhaps a file drawer effect. Although I could see American Idol curdling milk in the udder.


If a cow gave more milk listening to American Idol, it would be because most of the caterwauling sounds like a calf that has lost its mama.

/Get off my pasture.
 
2014-02-20 08:17:01 AM

wildcardjack: Mr. Right: Back in the 60s, somebody found that cows gave more milk listening to Bach than to the Beatles.  Now this!  These damned heifers and their newfangled music!

Perhaps a file drawer effect. Although I could see American Idol curdling milk in the udder.


Amen, brother(s).
 
2014-02-20 08:22:08 AM
I presume this means they're now shiny happy heifers giving milk?
 
2014-02-20 08:23:29 AM
Its the end of the cow as we know it,

/Who killed the milkmen, Kenneth?
/try the veal
 
2014-02-20 08:48:37 AM
You'll wind up in some factory
That's full-time filth and nowhere left to go...
Don't go back to Farmville
And tag another ear
 
2014-02-20 08:50:27 AM
take a break milker 8, milker 8 take a break
 
2014-02-20 09:03:14 AM
I always said they had the finest milk songs.
 
2014-02-20 09:10:32 AM
I've got my glass, I've got my butter milk
 
2014-02-20 09:13:33 AM
Disturbance at the Dairy House
A stampede at the monument
To liberty and honor udder the honor roll
 
2014-02-20 09:17:56 AM
Can't get dairy from here...
 
2014-02-20 09:33:08 AM
The McPoyle's have always jammed out to REM.
 
2014-02-20 10:07:52 AM
The cows are out they're running about
Mooing in the barn
To see who they are milking there...

I will write a book it will be called
Cows and how to milk them

/love this thread so much
 
2014-02-20 10:26:20 AM
Empty buckets, empty stalls, bovine reaction
Not everyone can carry the cows of the world.
Talk about the milking, talk about the milking
 
2014-02-20 10:27:09 AM

Honest Geologist: The cows are out they're running about
Mooing in the barn
To see who they are milking there...

I will write a book it will be called
Cows and how to milk them

/love this thread so much


I love this one.

Hey, are they playing the cows pre-Green REM? Cuz the newer stuff... ugh.
 
2014-02-20 10:31:53 AM
As an REM fan from way back, I have to congratulate all of you wonderful Farkers for your beautiful, twisted REM lyrics and puns.
 
2014-02-20 10:34:58 AM
Shiny Happy Bovines (Giving Milk).

It's The End Of The Herd As We Know It.
 
2014-02-20 10:36:54 AM
Much as I'm enjoying the thread, I'm surprised nobody else has commented on the linked penis snake story.
 
2014-02-20 10:38:29 AM
Man On The Mooooo-n

Everybody Milks (Sometimes).
 
2014-02-20 11:29:34 AM

inert: That's great, it starts with a milkshake.


Cows and calves, a bovine. Cow and chicken are unafraid...
 
2014-02-20 11:41:31 AM
Suggested playlist:

What a Difference A Day Makes, Aretha Franklin
Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon & Garfunkel
Moon River, Danny Williams
Perfect Day, Lou Reed
Oronoco Flow, Celtic Woman

Heck, I think I'd produce milk if I had to listen to that.
AND become a lesbian.

Neither of which is easy for a guy.

/Moon farking River? Seriously?
 
2014-02-20 04:50:28 PM
This one goes out to the one I milk with gloves.
 
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