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(Gizmodo)   A map showing which states have the longest and shortest sex reveals Virginia is NOT for lovers   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 15
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9510 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2014 at 3:28 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-20 12:26:46 AM  
3 votes:
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And going and coming and going and coming and always too soon.
2014-02-20 05:04:10 AM  
2 votes:

DreamSnipers: " movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.


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2014-02-20 03:56:25 AM  
2 votes:

HotWingAgenda: farkingismybusiness: NobleHam: Note: This is based on a sample of people who downloaded an app to document their sex lives. These are not normal people.

You mean two minutes isn't normal? Uh oh.

Two minutes isn't normal. But on meth it is.


I was told there would be no meth.
2014-02-20 03:36:55 AM  
2 votes:
California, here I come...
2014-02-20 02:08:05 AM  
2 votes:
Seven minutes of sex is considered a long time? That's barely enough time to break out the accessories and lay down plastic.
2014-02-21 11:01:00 AM  
1 votes:
There's a NEW Mexico now?
2014-02-20 06:21:49 PM  
1 votes:
They obviously don't count the time it takes to chase down your goat.
2014-02-20 08:23:52 AM  
1 votes:
This graph must be like the "average penis size" graph in south park, just put there to make people feel better about themselves.
2014-02-20 04:19:23 AM  
1 votes:
" movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.
2014-02-20 03:43:41 AM  
1 votes:

CipollinaFan: Reason No. 257 why Maryland is better than Virginia.

/Suck it Commonwealth.


It's not VA's fault their women look better.
2014-02-20 03:38:34 AM  
1 votes:

loveblondieo: Seven minutes of sex is considered a long time? That's barely enough time to break out the accessories and lay down plastic.


No kidding. It takes me longer than that to dig someone up from the basement.
2014-02-20 03:38:15 AM  
1 votes:
Reason No. 257 why Maryland is better than Virginia.

/Suck it Commonwealth.
2014-02-20 02:56:44 AM  
1 votes:
I'm here to congratulate Mississippi for not only not finishing dead last in something, but for finishing all the way in the top 20!

Of course, the survey doesn't mention which cousin y'all need to have sex with to last beyond the 3:00 minute mark, but good on you all the same.
2014-02-20 01:57:30 AM  
1 votes:
Jesus I'm no studman69 but if my average session was less than the 7:00 minutes which is the max on this map I'd jump off a farking bridge.
2014-02-20 12:18:18 AM  
1 votes:
Nerve teamed up with Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that monitors data from movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration for each state. The app measures more than that too, like thrusts per minute, decibel peak, frequency and so forth.

Perfect for someone who wants to be an exhibitionist but isn't quite ready to commit fully.
 
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