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(Gizmodo)   A map showing which states have the longest and shortest sex reveals Virginia is NOT for lovers   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, West Virginia, New Mexico  
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9531 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2014 at 3:28 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-20 07:43:25 AM  
3 votes:
I might suggest this alternative - the article says that this does not include foreplay. A good forty minutes of foreplay may end with a two minute penetration/climax.  Five minutes of foreplay may end with a seven minute penetration/climax.  Just saying.
2014-02-20 03:45:04 AM  
3 votes:
Note: This is based on a sample of people who downloaded an app to document their sex lives. These are not normal people.
2014-02-20 02:08:05 AM  
3 votes:
Seven minutes of sex is considered a long time? That's barely enough time to break out the accessories and lay down plastic.
2014-02-20 04:23:50 AM  
2 votes:

DreamSnipers: " movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.

Maybe you're doing it wrong...   Actually you are....
2014-02-20 08:23:52 AM  
1 vote:
This graph must be like the "average penis size" graph in south park, just put there to make people feel better about themselves.
2014-02-20 07:22:04 AM  
1 vote:

Kiwimann: Two minutes or less AVERAGE?  Wtf?

Is there some correlation to the average age of the people having sex in those states or something?

I'm guessing they're measuring younger folks, since it involves an app and all.

I didn't go as long as I do now when I was younger, I can tell you that.

/above average now, that's for sure.
2014-02-20 03:59:53 AM  
1 vote:
With how fat women are these days, shouldn't these numbers be higher? I should take longer to jizz when you're doing some 150+ pound beast.
2014-02-20 03:38:34 AM  
1 vote:

loveblondieo: Seven minutes of sex is considered a long time? That's barely enough time to break out the accessories and lay down plastic.

No kidding. It takes me longer than that to dig someone up from the basement.
2014-02-20 02:56:44 AM  
1 vote:
I'm here to congratulate Mississippi for not only not finishing dead last in something, but for finishing all the way in the top 20!

Of course, the survey doesn't mention which cousin y'all need to have sex with to last beyond the 3:00 minute mark, but good on you all the same.
2014-02-20 01:57:30 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus I'm no studman69 but if my average session was less than the 7:00 minutes which is the max on this map I'd jump off a farking bridge.
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