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2014-02-20 12:18:18 AM
Nerve teamed up with Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that monitors data from movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration for each state. The app measures more than that too, like thrusts per minute, decibel peak, frequency and so forth.

Perfect for someone who wants to be an exhibitionist but isn't quite ready to commit fully.
 
2014-02-20 12:26:46 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

And going and coming and going and coming and always too soon.
 
2014-02-20 12:38:49 AM
Well, since it relies on accelerometers, it tells you how long people that keep their phones on them during sex manage to go for. I wonder if that self-selection influenced the results.
 
2014-02-20 01:57:30 AM
Jesus I'm no studman69 but if my average session was less than the 7:00 minutes which is the max on this map I'd jump off a farking bridge.
 
2014-02-20 02:08:05 AM
Seven minutes of sex is considered a long time? That's barely enough time to break out the accessories and lay down plastic.
 
2014-02-20 02:56:44 AM
I'm here to congratulate Mississippi for not only not finishing dead last in something, but for finishing all the way in the top 20!

Of course, the survey doesn't mention which cousin y'all need to have sex with to last beyond the 3:00 minute mark, but good on you all the same.
 
2014-02-20 03:36:55 AM
California, here I come...
 
2014-02-20 03:38:15 AM
Reason No. 257 why Maryland is better than Virginia.

/Suck it Commonwealth.
 
2014-02-20 03:38:34 AM

loveblondieo: Seven minutes of sex is considered a long time? That's barely enough time to break out the accessories and lay down plastic.


No kidding. It takes me longer than that to dig someone up from the basement.
 
2014-02-20 03:43:41 AM

CipollinaFan: Reason No. 257 why Maryland is better than Virginia.

/Suck it Commonwealth.


It's not VA's fault their women look better.
 
2014-02-20 03:43:48 AM
Christ.

I should feel better about myself given how farking terrible my state is at sex.
 
2014-02-20 03:45:04 AM
Note: This is based on a sample of people who downloaded an app to document their sex lives. These are not normal people.
 
2014-02-20 03:47:31 AM
Does this include street hookers?
 
2014-02-20 03:47:38 AM

NobleHam: Note: This is based on a sample of people who downloaded an app to document their sex lives. These are not normal people.


You mean two minutes isn't normal? Uh oh.
 
2014-02-20 03:52:58 AM

supichoo: Jesus I'm no studman69 but if my average session was less than the 7:00 minutes which is the max on this map I'd jump off a farking bridge.


Yeah... I thought that seemed more than a bit short. Jesus. Is it because Americans are fat? Or are we just a bunch of premature ejaculators?
 
2014-02-20 03:53:20 AM

farkingismybusiness: NobleHam: Note: This is based on a sample of people who downloaded an app to document their sex lives. These are not normal people.

You mean two minutes isn't normal? Uh oh.


Two minutes isn't normal. But on meth it is.
 
2014-02-20 03:55:21 AM
FTA : The duration stats come from 10,000 early adopters of the app (so obviously small sample size) and doesn't cover foreplay

Just add 10 seconds to whatever time you come up with.

/ math is hard...
 
2014-02-20 03:56:25 AM

HotWingAgenda: farkingismybusiness: NobleHam: Note: This is based on a sample of people who downloaded an app to document their sex lives. These are not normal people.

You mean two minutes isn't normal? Uh oh.

Two minutes isn't normal. But on meth it is.


I was told there would be no meth.
 
2014-02-20 03:56:44 AM
Yay!  I'm average for my state...

/commence sobbing
 
2014-02-20 03:59:53 AM
With how fat women are these days, shouldn't these numbers be higher? I mean...it should take longer to jizz when you're doing some 150+ pound beast.
 
2014-02-20 04:09:10 AM

robohobo: With how fat women are these days, shouldn't these numbers be higher? I mean...it should take longer to jizz when you're doing some 150+ pound beast.


Ouch.
 
2014-02-20 04:18:05 AM

diaphoresis: robohobo: With how fat women are these days, shouldn't these numbers be higher? I mean...it should take longer to jizz when you're doing some 150+ pound beast.

Ouch.


I should amend that to include height/weight proportion. Clearly, Christina Hendricks is curvier, probably about 160 but she's also 5'7 and has a huge rack that's like 20 pounds. But an actual rack, not a fat rack, There's a difference.
 
2014-02-20 04:18:56 AM
DNRTFA:  but... apparently Virginia boys know about foreplay!
 
2014-02-20 04:19:23 AM
" movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.
 
2014-02-20 04:20:57 AM

robohobo: With how fat women are these days, shouldn't these numbers be higher? I mean...it should take longer to jizz when you're doing some 150+ pound beast.

Nope, fat women are wetter, so you cum faster
Or so I heard
 
2014-02-20 04:21:24 AM
Thank you.
This is why I love Fark.
More people with which to laugh the pain away. Or just snark.


/the best average was seven minutes? That's it? Really? Wow.
//I'm glad I married above average.
///Yes I will toot my hubby's horn far and wide. Hell, I'll even say nice things about him in public from time to time

=^D
 
2014-02-20 04:22:00 AM

robohobo: Christina Hendricks


*looks up Christina Hendricks*

Wow..! I wonder if she would consider some girl-girl time...
 
2014-02-20 04:23:37 AM

DreamSnipers: " movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.


Did she before you were married? Cause really, that's grounds for divorce. You got suckered. I'm not even kidding. You were misled.
 
2014-02-20 04:23:50 AM

DreamSnipers: " movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.


Maybe you're doing it wrong...   Actually you are....
 
2014-02-20 04:29:57 AM

diaphoresis: robohobo: Christina Hendricks

*looks up Christina Hendricks*

Wow..! I wonder if she would consider some girl-girl time...


You've been on Fark 3+ years and you have yet to run into a Christina Hendricks thread? I don't even know how that's possible. Truly, I do not.
 
2014-02-20 04:30:13 AM

DreamSnipers: " movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.


Did you marry a corpse?
 
2014-02-20 04:36:52 AM

ILoveBurritos: DreamSnipers: " movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.

Did you marry a corpse?


One should be honest, she does say things: "Hand me my romance novel so I have something interesting to do."  "Again, we did this last year." "Hurry up and get this fun over with." "If you want oral, you better practice yoga and get a flexible spine."
 
2014-02-20 04:41:50 AM

TheMysticS: Thank you.
This is why I love Fark.
More people with which to laugh the pain away. Or just snark.


/the best average was seven minutes? That's it? Really? Wow.
//I'm glad I married above average.
///Yes I will toot my hubby's horn far and wide. Hell, I'll even say nice things about him in public from time to time

=^D


In my experience sex times are wildly divergent, and I have no idea why. A few guys can go half an hour to an hour. But mostly they only go 2-5 minutes. You'd think there'd be more middle ground, but that's just what I've observed.
 
2014-02-20 04:58:22 AM

diaphoresis: robohobo: Christina Hendricks

*looks up Christina Hendricks*

Wow..! I wonder if she would consider some girl-girl time...


Are you kidding? She'll eat anything.
 
2014-02-20 05:00:09 AM

Dibikad: diaphoresis: robohobo: Christina Hendricks

*looks up Christina Hendricks*

Wow..! I wonder if she would consider some girl-girl time...

Are you kidding? She'll eat anything.


That slutty YoSaffBridg.
 
2014-02-20 05:04:10 AM

DreamSnipers: " movement and audio levels using your phone's accelerometer and microphone, to figure out the average sex duration"
There is the difference. They need to subtract for the married.  If the other married couples have a wife like mine the readings are 0. She never moves or makes a sound.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-20 05:37:25 AM
People kept the phone on themselves while doing this just to be measured? How self absorbed can you get? Were they Tweeting the whole time too? I can just see it: "Dude I'm boning my girl right now!" and "Yeah the A-Hole is humping me now, he'll be done in a minute."
 
2014-02-20 05:46:40 AM

robohobo: diaphoresis: robohobo: Christina Hendricks

*looks up Christina Hendricks*

Wow..! I wonder if she would consider some girl-girl time...

You've been on Fark 3+ years and you have yet to run into a Christina Hendricks thread? I don't even know how that's possible. Truly, I do not.


There's nothing saying I spend my entire life on Fark.. ;-)  I usually come here to find fresh snark on the topics greenlighted.
 
2014-02-20 05:48:23 AM

Lapdance: People kept the phone on themselves while doing this just to be measured? How self absorbed can you get? Were they Tweeting the whole time too? I can just see it: "Dude I'm boning my girl right now!" and "Yeah the A-Hole is humping me now, he'll be done in a second."


FTFM
 
2014-02-20 05:53:04 AM
Two minutes or less AVERAGE?  Wtf?

Is there some correlation to the average age of the people having sex in those states or something?
 
2014-02-20 05:55:53 AM

optikeye: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x204]

And going and coming and going and coming and always too soon.


That's a nice set of pickelhauben!

/it's twoo!
 
2014-02-20 05:59:13 AM
Done in two.

//I win.
 
2014-02-20 06:05:47 AM
We use a large vibrating egg.
 
2014-02-20 06:43:34 AM
I'm just very busy, you see.
 
2014-02-20 06:44:34 AM

TomD9938: FTA : The duration stats come from 10,000 early adopters of the app (so obviously small sample size) and doesn't cover foreplay

Just add 10 seconds to whatever time you come up with.

/ math is hard...


Poking her in the back with it while she lays next to me takes 3 seconds max.
 
2014-02-20 06:49:22 AM

diaphoresis: robohobo: Christina Hendricks

*looks up Christina Hendricks*

Wow..! I wonder if she would consider some girl-girl time...


She was great in her well known role on FireFly too!
 
2014-02-20 07:19:25 AM

TheMysticS: Thank you.
This is why I love Fark.
More people with which to laugh the pain away. Or just snark.


/the best average was seven minutes? That's it? Really? Wow.
//I'm glad I married above average.
///Yes I will toot my hubby's horn far and wide. Hell, I'll even say nice things about him in public from time to time

=^D


No tooting his horn w/o pics :)
 
2014-02-20 07:22:04 AM

Kiwimann: Two minutes or less AVERAGE?  Wtf?

Is there some correlation to the average age of the people having sex in those states or something?


I'm guessing they're measuring younger folks, since it involves an app and all.

I didn't go as long as I do now when I was younger, I can tell you that.

/above average now, that's for sure.
 
2014-02-20 07:22:05 AM
Of course Alaska is last, have you seen Inuit women? You want to be done with that as fast as you can.
 
2014-02-20 07:30:35 AM
7 minutes? Farking amateurs.
 
2014-02-20 07:33:10 AM
VA has bad sex notwithstanding the mandatory vaginal probing?


/Can last all night
//That's MY secret
///EIP
 
2014-02-20 07:43:25 AM
I might suggest this alternative - the article says that this does not include foreplay. A good forty minutes of foreplay may end with a two minute penetration/climax.  Five minutes of foreplay may end with a seven minute penetration/climax.  Just saying.
 
2014-02-20 07:53:21 AM

robohobo: With how fat women are these days, shouldn't these numbers be higher? I mean...it should take longer to jizz when you're doing some 150+ pound beast.


7/10
 
2014-02-20 07:55:55 AM
Oral... what about oral?
 
2014-02-20 08:07:04 AM
Come on, Virginia,
Don't lemme wait!
You Catholic states
Start much too late...
 
2014-02-20 08:11:15 AM
Vagina is for lovers
 
2014-02-20 08:18:27 AM
Once again, it looks like everything really is bigger in Texas.
 
2014-02-20 08:19:52 AM
Noticed New Mexico had the longest rates of sex.  Probably a side effect of all that blue meth they snort over there.
 
2014-02-20 08:23:52 AM
This graph must be like the "average penis size" graph in south park, just put there to make people feel better about themselves.
 
2014-02-20 08:25:55 AM
First, I laughed. Then I cried. Then I laughed, again...
 
2014-02-20 08:28:25 AM
come to the state of freakin rican ill learn ya a thing or two about time and sex.
 
2014-02-20 08:33:01 AM
How do I get research grant money?
 
2014-02-20 08:43:17 AM
so the app was only used by teenagers?
 
2014-02-20 08:46:10 AM
Seems legit.
 
2014-02-20 08:46:20 AM
So if one were to hold their phone while fapping, I wonder how that might spew... um, I mean skew the data.

Thar She Blows!!!
 
2014-02-20 08:50:27 AM

supichoo: Jesus I'm no studman69 but if my average session was less than the 7:00 minutes which is the max on this map I'd jump off a farking bridge.


masturbation, especially while using salsa or such, tends to make it take longer to orgasm when having sex with a real person.  With that in mind, the map could be saying that the places with the shorter times have people who spend less time masturbating, and more frequently do the real sex thing.  Or it could be something else.

Alcohol, for instance, is very widely accepted as causing impotence and/or prolonging "stamina" - a healthy male will ejaculate quick the first time, and will take a while for the second and third times.  Fark those people who can go more than that.
 
2014-02-20 08:55:48 AM
For the first time ever, I'm glad I live in a red state.
 
2014-02-20 09:08:25 AM
OK...so this is something I've never actually understood.  Foreplay excluded, yeah, I bet sex doesn't last more than 2 or 3 minutes.  But why is that bad?
Its you women who are friggen hair trigger.

When I have sex...the woman cums once or twice and then its "Please hurry" if they're nice or "OMG, hurry up and finish!!!" if they're not.  And god help you if if you try to touch them afterwords or talk to them or anything.  I've just learned to be able to cum on demand pretty much now.  I wait until I know they're about ready to shove me off of them or flip out like a cat in water...and then I cum.   If I miss my boat, I just sigh, get up, walk to the bathroom and finish on my own.

What I've never understand though is the idea that women complain that it doesn't last long enough.  Every woman I've EVER dated can't wait for it to be over.  I would be horribly insulted by this, but they all cum once, and twice if they're a trooper, and they never complain after the fact so how can that be bad?

I'm looking at New Mexico and thinking that if I went that long, she'd effing kill me.
 
2014-02-20 09:11:15 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: robohobo: With how fat women are these days, shouldn't these numbers be higher? I mean...it should take longer to jizz when you're doing some 150+ pound beast.
Nope, fat women are wetter, so you cum faster
Or so I heard


Yeah... but wetter in the back folds and under armpits doesn't help sex.
 
2014-02-20 09:13:25 AM

Lapdance: People kept the phone on themselves while doing this just to be measured? How self absorbed can you get? Were they Tweeting the whole time too? I can just see it: "Dude I'm boning my girl right now!" and "Yeah the A-Hole is humping me now, he'll be done in a minute."


Yeah... if I had a phone on me during sex it would distract me enough to last a whole two minutes too.
 
2014-02-20 09:23:42 AM
Where are these people putting their phones while they do it?
 
2014-02-20 09:24:37 AM

CleanAndPure: Yeah... if I had a phone on me during sex it would distract me enough to last a whole two minutes too.


Words with Friends alone would do that much.
 
2014-02-20 09:26:10 AM
Remove the teenagers and give me the real figures. There is no way I can finish in a mere 7 minutes (most of the time).
 
2014-02-20 09:30:53 AM
In defense of Kentucky (#43), Rick Pitino is dragging the whole state down.
 
2014-02-20 09:32:32 AM

Prevailing Wind: OK...so this is something I've never actually understood.  Foreplay excluded, yeah, I bet sex doesn't last more than 2 or 3 minutes.  But why is that bad?
Its you women who are friggen hair trigger.

When I have sex...the woman cums once or twice and then its "Please hurry" if they're nice or "OMG, hurry up and finish!!!" if they're not.  And god help you if if you try to touch them afterwords or talk to them or anything.  I've just learned to be able to cum on demand pretty much now.  I wait until I know they're about ready to shove me off of them or flip out like a cat in water...and then I cum.   If I miss my boat, I just sigh, get up, walk to the bathroom and finish on my own.

What I've never understand though is the idea that women complain that it doesn't last long enough.  Every woman I've EVER dated can't wait for it to be over.  I would be horribly insulted by this, but they all cum once, and twice if they're a trooper, and they never complain after the fact so how can that be bad?

I'm looking at New Mexico and thinking that if I went that long, she'd effing kill me.


Either you're physically repulsive, but you bring something else to the table to make them tolerate you being on top of them, or they're not really orgasming. It is one of these two. If her vagina doesn't contract (2 second flutters don't count), it's not an orgasm.
 
2014-02-20 09:35:21 AM

Prevailing Wind: OK...so this is something I've never actually understood.  Foreplay excluded, yeah, I bet sex doesn't last more than 2 or 3 minutes.  But why is that bad?
Its you women who are friggen hair trigger.

When I have sex...the woman cums once or twice and then its "Please hurry" if they're nice or "OMG, hurry up and finish!!!" if they're not.  And god help you if if you try to touch them afterwords or talk to them or anything.  I've just learned to be able to cum on demand pretty much now.  I wait until I know they're about ready to shove me off of them or flip out like a cat in water...and then I cum.   If I miss my boat, I just sigh, get up, walk to the bathroom and finish on my own.

What I've never understand though is the idea that women complain that it doesn't last long enough.  Every woman I've EVER dated can't wait for it to be over.  I would be horribly insulted by this, but they all cum once, and twice if they're a trooper, and they never complain after the fact so how can that be bad?

I'm looking at New Mexico and thinking that if I went that long, she'd effing kill me.


nowsourcing.com
 
2014-02-20 10:10:29 AM

Prevailing Wind: OK...so this is something I've never actually understood.  Foreplay excluded, yeah, I bet sex doesn't last more than 2 or 3 minutes.  But why is that bad?
Its you women who are friggen hair trigger.

When I have sex...the woman cums once or twice and then its "Please hurry" if they're nice or "OMG, hurry up and finish!!!" if they're not.  And god help you if if you try to touch them afterwords or talk to them or anything.  I've just learned to be able to cum on demand pretty much now.  I wait until I know they're about ready to shove me off of them or flip out like a cat in water...and then I cum.   If I miss my boat, I just sigh, get up, walk to the bathroom and finish on my own.

What I've never understand though is the idea that women complain that it doesn't last long enough.  Every woman I've EVER dated can't wait for it to be over.  I would be horribly insulted by this, but they all cum once, and twice if they're a trooper, and they never complain after the fact so how can that be bad?

I'm looking at New Mexico and thinking that if I went that long, she'd effing kill me.


Lol wut.
 
2014-02-20 10:17:07 AM

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: Prevailing Wind: OK...so this is something I've never actually understood.  Foreplay excluded, yeah, I bet sex doesn't last more than 2 or 3 minutes.  But why is that bad?
Its you women who are friggen hair trigger.

When I have sex...the woman cums once or twice and then its "Please hurry" if they're nice or "OMG, hurry up and finish!!!" if they're not.  And god help you if if you try to touch them afterwords or talk to them or anything.  I've just learned to be able to cum on demand pretty much now.  I wait until I know they're about ready to shove me off of them or flip out like a cat in water...and then I cum.   If I miss my boat, I just sigh, get up, walk to the bathroom and finish on my own.

What I've never understand though is the idea that women complain that it doesn't last long enough.  Every woman I've EVER dated can't wait for it to be over.  I would be horribly insulted by this, but they all cum once, and twice if they're a trooper, and they never complain after the fact so how can that be bad?

I'm looking at New Mexico and thinking that if I went that long, she'd effing kill me.

Either you're physically repulsive, but you bring something else to the table to make them tolerate you being on top of them, or they're not really orgasming. It is one of these two. If her vagina doesn't contract (2 second flutters don't count), it's not an orgasm.


This ^^^^

Some women have never actually had an orgasm, but think they have. Others are just faking it. It's amazing that so many guys don't know when she comes and just takes her word for it. There can be no mistaking a woman's orgasm if you are inside her.
 
2014-02-20 10:25:32 AM

Your Neighborhood Pessimist: Prevailing Wind: OK...so this is something I've never actually understood.  Foreplay excluded, yeah, I bet sex doesn't last more than 2 or 3 minutes.  But why is that bad?
Its you women who are friggen hair trigger.

When I have sex...the woman cums once or twice and then its "Please hurry" if they're nice or "OMG, hurry up and finish!!!" if they're not.  And god help you if if you try to touch them afterwords or talk to them or anything.  I've just learned to be able to cum on demand pretty much now.  I wait until I know they're about ready to shove me off of them or flip out like a cat in water...and then I cum.   If I miss my boat, I just sigh, get up, walk to the bathroom and finish on my own.

What I've never understand though is the idea that women complain that it doesn't last long enough.  Every woman I've EVER dated can't wait for it to be over.  I would be horribly insulted by this, but they all cum once, and twice if they're a trooper, and they never complain after the fact so how can that be bad?

I'm looking at New Mexico and thinking that if I went that long, she'd effing kill me.

Either you're physically repulsive, but you bring something else to the table to make them tolerate you being on top of them, or they're not really orgasming. It is one of these two. If her vagina doesn't contract (2 second flutters don't count), it's not an orgasm.


I'm inclined to think its physical repulsiveness.   As for the O's...yeah.  They're legit. Like I said.  They come back for more and all.  Its just they go for about 3-4 minutes when they do and then the clock has to reset for a few days...rinse/repeat.

So...I'm also gathering from the three of you folks responding that this isn't all that normal, but that has to be bull shiat.   I can't imagine that all these people from all these states in the 4 minute or less range are experiencing something substantially different.

Where I get confused about is all the incredulous protestations from guys saying how long they last.  WHY?  Why would that be a good thing?  I'd be a suicidal son of a biatch if it took me 10 minutes to cum cause I would never get the chance.

Oh well.  I must be missing the point here.  Not the first time.
 
2014-02-20 10:29:48 AM
There is no way in hell any of this is true. I'm sure people have the occasional quickie now and then, but to say that on average sex only lasts 2-3 minutes is complete and utter bullshiat.
 
2014-02-20 10:39:12 AM

ReapTheChaos: There is no way in hell any of this is true. I'm sure people have the occasional quickie now and then, but to say that on average sex only lasts 2-3 minutes is complete and utter bullshiat.


I see the article struck a nerve with you.
 
2014-02-20 10:40:29 AM
Well you try lasting more than a few seconds when you have your beautiful sleek Smith&Wesson revolver lovingly mounted over the headboard of your bed next to a Bible and....oh no... did it again.
 
2014-02-20 10:47:00 AM
mrs frepnog and I average 4-9 times a week (depending on schedules). foreplay usually optional (she is a DEAR GOD GET IT IN ME type). act takes 30-45 minutes on average.  longer if she is really wound up or wants oral.  shorter if we haven't had it for a day or so. generally 2 positions, 3 if we are really going at it. I don't climax until I want to, so can go as long or short as she needs.

it's pretty nice, really.  everyone should be so lucky.
 
2014-02-20 10:51:59 AM

Prevailing Wind: Why would that be a good thing? I'd be a suicidal son of a biatch if it took me 10 minutes to cum cause I would never get the chance.


I take as long as I need to be SATISFIED.  often, just the act of orgasm is not enough for satisfaction.  hell, mrs frep and I usually BEGIN in doggy just so I can get satisfied (and she will usually climax 5-7 times during that so she gets satisfied).  usually takes 15-20 minutes for me to be satisfied.  then we move on to completion.

hell, there are many times when I DON'T climax because I am simply satisfied.
 
2014-02-20 11:05:55 AM
Really? The upper ranger is 7 minutes?
 
2014-02-20 11:21:44 AM

frepnog: Prevailing Wind: Why would that be a good thing? I'd be a suicidal son of a biatch if it took me 10 minutes to cum cause I would never get the chance.

I take as long as I need to be SATISFIED.  often, just the act of orgasm is not enough for satisfaction.  hell, mrs frep and I usually BEGIN in doggy just so I can get satisfied (and she will usually climax 5-7 times during that so she gets satisfied).  usually takes 15-20 minutes for me to be satisfied.  then we move on to completion.

hell, there are many times when I DON'T climax because I am simply satisfied.


Well...there we go.  Everyone is different.  I would probably love it to be something that lasts that long, but there you go.  Doesn't seem to be in the cards.

 I'm not going to speculate as to why this might be, but I would caution that we are all different sizes and shapes too and comfort might play a roll how long things last.

I STILL find it fascinating that almost every anecdotal report on fark involves both men and women pointing out that the science must be bogus because they themselves go for so much longer.  Its like climate deniers on a warm day or something.  I also still don't get the appeal.

If a woman cums in under 5 minutes (usually a lot less) with you and then you cum after her but before things get too uncomfortable, how is that a bad thing?

Mind you, I'm talking the actual act here.  Foreplay takes it up to 15-20 I guess.  But actual factual good ole fornication...I don't think I've ever had that last more than 5.
 
2014-02-20 11:35:32 AM
I typically don't have my phone on me whilst "on the job".

several minutes of warmup before the pants get flung across the room with the phone still in the pocket.
 
2014-02-20 11:36:32 AM

Prevailing Wind: If a woman cums in under 5 minutes (usually a lot less) with you and then you cum after her but before things get too uncomfortable, how is that a bad thing?

Mind you, I'm talking the actual act here. Foreplay takes it up to 15-20 I guess. But actual factual good ole fornication...I don't think I've ever had that last more than 5.


if you are getting to your happy place, then I guess it just really doesn't matter how long it takes.  You see in my case, the wife and I deem sex as something we both NEED, not much different than food and air.  It is part of the reason we usually don't even really have much foreplay (in the traditional sense; don't get me wrong, we make out, do oral, all the good stuff, but there is rarely 10-15 minutes of just "make out so she's wet" going on) - the wife buys lube and many times will walk in and say "lube up and get in there".  And I'll be honest - if sex for me was lasting 5 minutes, I simply would not be satisfied.  Add in the fact that I straight up am not going to cum until I decide to, and sex will last for a while.

It's caused me problems with women, especially girls that were intended one-niters.  They get attached.  Multiple ladies have let me know that I was the best they had ever had, because since I don't just poke and go, most of the women I have been with had never been with a guy like me - that is, one that doesn't blow in 5 minutes.  When I have sex, I am not stopping until I am satisfied (or if asked to stop of course, but that rarely happens) and it takes me a while, so the girl I am having sex with usually gets 30-45 minutes of real, actual vaginal SEX.  And trust me, that right there will hook a girl on you.  And quickly.
 
2014-02-20 11:58:29 AM

ambercat: TheMysticS: Thank you.
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/the best average was seven minutes? That's it? Really? Wow.
//I'm glad I married above average.
///Yes I will toot my hubby's horn far and wide. Hell, I'll even say nice things about him in public from time to time

=^D

In my experience sex times are wildly divergent, and I have no idea why. A few guys can go half an hour to an hour. But mostly they only go 2-5 minutes. You'd think there'd be more middle ground, but that's just what I've observed.


How much cocaine is involved?
 
2014-02-20 12:02:12 PM

Prevailing Wind: OK...so this is something I've never actually understood.  Foreplay excluded, yeah, I bet sex doesn't last more than 2 or 3 minutes.  But why is that bad?
Its you women who are friggen hair trigger.

When I have sex...the woman cums once or twice and then its "Please hurry" if they're nice or "OMG, hurry up and finish!!!" if they're not.  And god help you if if you try to touch them afterwords or talk to them or anything.  I've just learned to be able to cum on demand pretty much now.  I wait until I know they're about ready to shove me off of them or flip out like a cat in water...and then I cum.   If I miss my boat, I just sigh, get up, walk to the bathroom and finish on my own.

What I've never understand though is the idea that women complain that it doesn't last long enough.  Every woman I've EVER dated can't wait for it to be over.  I would be horribly insulted by this, but they all cum once, and twice if they're a trooper, and they never complain after the fact so how can that be bad?

I'm looking at New Mexico and thinking that if I went that long, she'd effing kill me.


She just wants to get paid so she can move on to the next John.
 
2014-02-20 12:49:06 PM

dascott: Prevailing Wind: OK...so this is something I've never actually understood.  Foreplay excluded, yeah, I bet sex doesn't last more than 2 or 3 minutes.  But why is that bad?
Its you women who are friggen hair trigger.

When I have sex...the woman cums once or twice and then its "Please hurry" if they're nice or "OMG, hurry up and finish!!!" if they're not.  And god help you if if you try to touch them afterwords or talk to them or anything.  I've just learned to be able to cum on demand pretty much now.  I wait until I know they're about ready to shove me off of them or flip out like a cat in water...and then I cum.   If I miss my boat, I just sigh, get up, walk to the bathroom and finish on my own.

What I've never understand though is the idea that women complain that it doesn't last long enough.  Every woman I've EVER dated can't wait for it to be over.  I would be horribly insulted by this, but they all cum once, and twice if they're a trooper, and they never complain after the fact so how can that be bad?

I'm looking at New Mexico and thinking that if I went that long, she'd effing kill me.

She just wants to get paid so she can move on to the next John.


That is it.   THATS the problem.  lol
 
2014-02-20 01:55:31 PM

GWSuperfan: Well, since it relies on accelerometers, it tells you how long people that keep their phones on them during sex manage to go for. I wonder if that self-selection influenced the results.


So am I supposed to tape the phone to my wife's back, or shove it up my ass for an accurate reading?
 
2014-02-20 02:05:02 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: GWSuperfan: Well, since it relies on accelerometers, it tells you how long people that keep their phones on them during sex manage to go for. I wonder if that self-selection influenced the results.

So am I supposed to tape the phone to my wife's back, or shove it up my ass for an accurate reading?


static.gamespot.com
 
2014-02-20 02:42:54 PM

AbiNormal: DreamyAltarBoy: GWSuperfan: Well, since it relies on accelerometers, it tells you how long people that keep their phones on them during sex manage to go for. I wonder if that self-selection influenced the results.

So am I supposed to tape the phone to my wife's back, or shove it up my ass for an accurate reading?


I thought it didn't measure foreplay.
 
2014-02-20 06:21:49 PM
They obviously don't count the time it takes to chase down your goat.
 
2014-02-20 06:40:42 PM

HotWingAgenda: farkingismybusiness: NobleHam: Note: This is based on a sample of people who downloaded an app to document their sex lives. These are not normal people.

You mean two minutes isn't normal? Uh oh.

Two minutes isn't normal. But on meth it is.


You've clearly never had sex on meth.
 
2014-02-20 09:42:27 PM
New Mexico?

that's

Indian Time
 
2014-02-20 10:08:59 PM

PunGent: TheMysticS: Thank you.
This is why I love Fark.
More people with which to laugh the pain away. Or just snark.


/the best average was seven minutes? That's it? Really? Wow.
//I'm glad I married above average.
///Yes I will toot my hubby's horn far and wide. Hell, I'll even say nice things about him in public from time to time

=^D

No tooting his horn w/o pics :)


Haha
You say that without ever seeing what I look like. Bad idea.

=^D
 
2014-02-20 11:48:29 PM
I did not know there were so many Farkers.
 
2014-02-21 12:41:27 AM

Prevailing Wind: frepnog: Prevailing Wind: Why would that be a good thing? I'd be a suicidal son of a biatch if it took me 10 minutes to cum cause I would never get the chance.

I take as long as I need to be SATISFIED.  often, just the act of orgasm is not enough for satisfaction.  hell, mrs frep and I usually BEGIN in doggy just so I can get satisfied (and she will usually climax 5-7 times during that so she gets satisfied).  usually takes 15-20 minutes for me to be satisfied.  then we move on to completion.

hell, there are many times when I DON'T climax because I am simply satisfied.

Well...there we go.  Everyone is different.  I would probably love it to be something that lasts that long, but there you go.  Doesn't seem to be in the cards.

 I'm not going to speculate as to why this might be, but I would caution that we are all different sizes and shapes too and comfort might play a roll how long things last.

I STILL find it fascinating that almost every anecdotal report on fark involves both men and women pointing out that the science must be bogus because they themselves go for so much longer.  Its like climate deniers on a warm day or something.  I also still don't get the appeal.

If a woman cums in under 5 minutes (usually a lot less) with you and then you cum after her but before things get too uncomfortable, how is that a bad thing?

Mind you, I'm talking the actual act here.  Foreplay takes it up to 15-20 I guess.  But actual factual good ole fornication...I don't think I've ever had that last more than 5.


I haven't had it last longer than 5 all that many times.  5 hours, that is.  But that's when I was younger.  Usually, it's around 30 minutes or so for the first round these days.  And no, that's not counting foreplay, that adds anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour or so.

Makes it hard to suggest a quickie, though.  I get a comment like "YOU CAN'T DO A QUICKIE!  WE DON'T HAVE TIME!"

And yeah, some women want to quit after 5-20 orgasms.  Others just want them to keep coming.  And of course some women just can't have one from sex.
 
2014-02-21 11:01:00 AM
There's a NEW Mexico now?
 
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