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(TwinCities.com)   Good: Getting Farked on Valentine's Day. Bad: Getting Forked on Valentine's Day   (twincities.com) divider line 19
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2254 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2014 at 4:50 AM (44 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-20 12:14:03 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen, my town. I'm so proud.
2014-02-20 12:21:02 AM  
That story is SO romantic I think I'm going to cry.
2014-02-20 12:32:34 AM  
I love that the url reads 'Mankato-fork-face', which begs to be a cover band name

2014-02-20 12:59:00 AM  

johnnieconnie: I love that the url reads 'Mankato-fork-face', which begs to be a cover band name


Monsanto face forker?
2014-02-20 04:58:35 AM  
Artist's recreation.
2014-02-20 05:02:52 AM  
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.

watch it.
2014-02-20 05:03:35 AM  
2014-02-20 05:46:13 AM  
My gal got sick last week, I tried to take care of her and wound up getting the shiats for two days, Thank You Honey!
2014-02-20 06:29:32 AM  
So she's single? Is she hawt?
2014-02-20 06:50:09 AM  
If the woman was witnessed inflicting injury to herself, why was he charged with domestic assault? She could've made all the injuries to her self.
2014-02-20 06:56:09 AM  
Was there also a guy who shoveled well and a guy who made himself very, very angry?
2014-02-20 07:42:52 AM  
2014-02-20 07:44:07 AM  
2014-02-20 08:48:25 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x269]
Artist's recreation.

And we are done here.
2014-02-20 08:56:33 AM  

adm_crunch: Was there also a guy who shoveled well and a guy who made himself very, very angry?


"i'd be willing to fork-give, if you are willing to fork-get"
2014-02-20 09:25:30 AM  
2014-02-20 12:02:37 PM  

lilbjorn: [s3.amazonaws.com image 850x637]

Big head!
2014-02-20 12:44:31 PM  
I love the hypocrisy with domestic disputes.  She stabs him in the face, she has a red mark somewhere.  Both go to jail.  If the woman was stabbed in the face and the guy said but officer, look at this scratch on my arm I imagine it would end up quite differently.
2014-02-20 06:50:36 PM  
All you need in life is love and a .45
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