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(Mirror.co.uk)   Cute teen girl who previously lived as a boy reaches final of Miss Coventry beauty competition, despite being subjected to death threats: "I felt it was important to make a stand. You don't have to look or be a certain way to be beautiful" (w/pic)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 64
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2014-02-20 09:14:55 AM
7 votes:

jso2897: I am both amazed and amused by the people this seems to bother.
I wonder if any of you realize how incredibly transparent you are.


Wrong. Just because Jordan's mom and dad are transparents doesn't mean the rest of us are.
2014-02-20 01:46:55 AM
6 votes:

diaphoresis: not that pretty, as a girl or as a boy (imagined).  Standards have dropped.


i.imgur.com
2014-02-20 02:03:51 AM
5 votes:
British hot.

24.media.tumblr.com

Upholding a fine music hall tradition of men going on the stage in drag.
2014-02-20 01:45:58 AM
5 votes:
So is it a squishmitten down there or a jolly bishop?
2014-02-20 04:03:55 AM
4 votes:

img.fark.net



"I'm high as fark!!!"

2014-02-20 02:59:23 AM
4 votes:

Alx_xlA: I guess the Sun doesn't go quite as heavy on the photoshop as the Mirror does.

[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x413]


Still looks better than most British women.
2014-02-20 02:58:26 AM
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-20 02:11:57 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-20 01:58:23 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com

(Actually an actress posing)

i.imgur.com

(still posing as a Coventry pregnant chav)
2014-02-20 01:53:08 AM
4 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-02-20 09:08:52 AM
3 votes:

RastaKins: Jordan does have the distinction of being the only Miss Coventry contestant with a penis.


But she's NO LESS FEMALE than any of the other girls.
/ don't forget that.
2014-02-20 03:32:18 AM
2 votes:

diaphoresis: There are some intelligent people here


You're not one of them.

But don't feel alone. There are a lot of self-righteous uncreative disingenuous whoreson trolls out there.
2014-02-20 03:01:51 AM
2 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: DigitalCoffee: Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

WtF, are you tarded? I'M ALREADY PISSED BUT ... Well this thread icing on the cake.

I am trans and all you haters can sock my c+ck .


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUBAx8jbYNs



Rogers: Why are you always on about women, Stan?
Stan: I want to be one.
Reg: What?
Stan: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to
call me Loretta.
Reg: What?
Loretta: It's my right as a man.
Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Loretta: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!
Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants
them.
Reg: But...you can't have babies!
Loretta: Don't you opress me!
Reg: I'm not opressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb.
Where is the foetus going to gestate? You're going to keep
it in a
box?
Loretta: Sniff.
Judith: Here, I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he
can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is
nobody's
fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right
to have babies.
Rogers: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for
your right to have babies, brother. Sister! Sorry.
Reg: What's the point?
Rogers: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have
babies, when he can't have babies?
Rogers: It is symbolic of our struggle against opression.
Reg: Symbolic of his struggle against reality.
-- 1979 --
2014-02-20 03:00:41 AM
2 votes:

diaphoresis: you're looking for trolls where there are none


Well, there's you. The rest haven't finished with your mom yet.
2014-02-20 02:57:36 AM
2 votes:
I guess the Sun doesn't go quite as heavy on the photoshop as the Mirror does.

img.thesun.co.uk
2014-02-20 02:45:57 AM
2 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: DigitalCoffee: Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

WtF, are you tarded? I'M ALREADY PISSED BUT ... Well this thread icing on the cake.

I am trans and all you haters can sock my c+ck .


don't feel alone... there are a lot of mentally ill people out there
2014-02-20 02:42:47 AM
2 votes:
i1.mirror.co.uk

C'mon Jordan, forget about the bullies - show some stiff lower lip...that's it.
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2014-02-20 02:31:06 AM
2 votes:
fc06.deviantart.net

Drain his/her essence!
2014-02-20 02:26:57 AM
2 votes:

Flying Lasagna Monster: A teenage girl who lived as a boy until a year ago has reached the final of the Miss Coventry beauty queen competition.
Brave Jordan Davis says she's determined to


We get it, you're a pretentious tool.  But at least Facebook is now more accommodating to your form of body dysmorphic disorder.


Ah! A graduate of the esteemed Bob Jones mail order psychology and hot pretzel stand program!
2014-02-20 02:19:51 AM
2 votes:
"If I wanted to fark 12 year old boys I would have stayed in the priesthood"
2014-02-20 02:19:10 AM
2 votes:
Make up your mind. There are only two kind of people.
1} biatch
2} SON OF A biatch
2014-02-20 02:15:23 AM
2 votes:
Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
2014-02-20 02:05:01 AM
2 votes:
Jordan does have the distinction of being the only Miss Coventry contestant with a penis.
2014-02-20 01:54:34 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like competition was tough


i.imgur.com
2014-02-20 05:07:06 PM
1 votes:

Shadowknight: My current virtual nickname and email of choice is "PapaBear."  My wife and our mutual friend gave me that because I'm large, hairy, and had a kid.  Of course, what our mutual friend (who happens to be a "bear hunter" by his own terminology) didn't tell me until after I registered it with Gmail that it was also a term for the biggest, hairiest guy in the leather bar.


4.bp.blogspot.com
"I'm looking for something that says 'Dad likes Leather'."
"Something that says, 'leather daddy'?"
"Oh, is there such a thing?"

www.tobiasfunke.com
2014-02-20 05:00:29 PM
1 votes:

runcible spork: Alas, Fark doesn't offer Name Reassignment Surgery.


It's not fair!  They won't let me be who I am!  

grumpfuff: I feel for ya there. My yahoo email was created almost 20 years ago now. I refuse to give it out anymore because it makes me feel silly.


My current virtual nickname and email of choice is "PapaBear."  My wife and our mutual friend gave me that because I'm large, hairy, and had a kid.  Of course, what our mutual friend (who happens to be a "bear hunter" by his own terminology) didn't tell me until after I registered it with Gmail that it was also a term for the biggest, hairiest guy in the leather bar.  

Some initial embarrassment aside, I decided I liked it too much to abandon it.  But I had to create a more appropriate one for my business emails, though.
2014-02-20 04:53:43 PM
1 votes:

Shadowknight: Theaetetus: Although, since you're defending the guy who's clearly in the wrong, really, one should say you were...

Shadow knighting.

Ok, that's the first laugh I've got since I started posting in this thread.  I really hate this name, honestly.  I created it back in the day when I was in middle school, playing MUDs online.  At the time, I thought it sounded pretty badass.  I used it as my Fark handle as some sort of misplaced irony, I guess, because I never thought I was going to use it again and just wanted to post on one thread or another.  But how many years later, I am kind of established.

Wish I could change it and not lose my tenure, ie my signed up date.  But, hey...



Alas, Fark doesn't offer Name Reassignment Surgery.
2014-02-20 04:42:22 PM
1 votes:

Shadowknight: grumpfuff: Your white knighting is why I take issue with you. Like I said to Thae, I should have been a bit clear in my original post, and I apologize for that.

Fark I hate that phrase.  "How dare you not support this anger 100%!  You must burn like the rest of them!"  I'm not on his side any more than I'm on yours.


Although, since you're defending the guy who's clearly in the wrong, really, one should say you were...
1.bp.blogspot.com
Shadow knighting.
2014-02-20 04:32:37 PM
1 votes:

Shadowknight: Boojum2k: http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=gaMS_5i0Bbs

Enjoy! It's a great song.

Alright, I know that song.   I just never listened to the lyrics before.  I'm a philistine when it comes to music.


I dedicate 2:09-2:25 to tinfoil-hat maggie.
2014-02-20 03:57:24 PM
1 votes:

Shadowknight: Boojum2k: Shadowknight: So your argument is that he is a bigot and deserved this virtual shaming because

after being called out on it, his responses isn't "damn, sorry, that was a quote from Life of Brian" it was to act like he was somehow the offended party, and to play the equivalent "but I've got n-word privileges!" card..

In a nutshell.

While I can see that, and understand it to a point, he wasn't here for the entire thread.  He posted at the begining, and presumably went off to work or something, unlike us slackers.  Most people here took turns using his post like a virtual pinata.  He came back to see 250 posts condemning him as a bigot.

He could have covered it better, but I also get why he responded the way he did.  Much like I can understand why people that didn't recognize the quote would react the way they did.  I'm saying that the fail was going both ways.


Yes, people who get insulted by poorly presented jokes are just as bad as people who make poorly presented jokes. Why, really, Maggie should be the one apologizing to him!

ಠ_ಠ
2014-02-20 03:51:55 PM
1 votes:
It's, uhm, wafer-thin?
2014-02-20 02:59:41 PM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: DigitalCoffee: Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

WtF, are you tarded? I'M ALREADY PISSED BUT ... Well this thread icing on the cake.

I am trans and all you haters can sock my c+ck .


Well, that devolved quickly. If you, Maggie, even had the slightest inkling of my normal posts here on Fark over the past several years, you would realize that it was NOT an attack. Not on you or the LGTBBQ community. Most of my posts are, usually, humorous attempts with no real substance and can easily be ignored. On occasion, I do give relevant commentary on the subject at hand. On those occasions you will ALWAYS see me post in support of EQUALITY for gays, for women, etc. (despite being a white hetero male (although I do have a gay cousin that lives in CA with her partner)) unless they're playing the 'Victim Card' or 'Attention Whore Card' from a self created situation.

So take whatever imagined problems that you have and your faux outrage and go spank your inner child, do recreational drugs, or whatever it is you need to work through whatever bug is currently up your ass. You would also be best served to ignore future posts by me or simply place me on ignore. As for me, since you come off like one of those militant former smoker types, I shall farkie you as 'LGTBBQ Loonie' and place you in light grey with the rest of the annoyances.

Good day and I hope you resolve your issues.
2014-02-20 02:41:39 PM
1 votes:
Trans Glossary

Transvestite = Someone who likes to dress up

Transgender = Someone who is really committed to dressing up

Transsexual = Someone who has modified their nasty bits


/ I am a transorder Perissodactyla
// I'm an ass
/// I  insist you use my made-up pronoun
2014-02-20 01:49:56 PM
1 votes:
I see the usual trolls have shown up to demand stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg
2014-02-20 12:50:48 PM
1 votes:

Fafai: Epic Fap Session: Trolls putting others on ignore, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

So be good for goodness' sake!


Whoooaaaaa-ooooohhhhhh, somebody's comin'...

Yes it's true, your honor. This man has no dick.
2014-02-20 12:14:02 PM
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: I define feamle by the genetila and the abscense of a y chromosone.


I see that your level of educational achievement in biology is equivalent in measure to your level of achievement in English.
2014-02-20 11:43:27 AM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: madgonad: the bathroom you use should most closely match your genitals

Why? And who is going to check? Are you offering?


This would be even more confusing--none of the available bathrooms look anything like my genitals.
2014-02-20 11:12:23 AM
1 votes:

Shadowknight: As far as this hate you talk about for bisexuals and trans coming from more "traditional" homosexuals, I can't really say.


I'm bi. I haven't gotten any real "hate" from gays about it but I do get skepticism and condescendence from gays and straights alike, like they know better than I do about my sexuality.

RockofAges: look at the rough ride bisexuals get from the "pure gays".


I don't mind when they ride me rough.
2014-02-20 09:05:13 AM
1 votes:

Epic Fap Session: Trolls putting others on ignore, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!


So be good for goodness' sake!
2014-02-20 09:04:37 AM
1 votes:
Trolls putting others on ignore, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
2014-02-20 08:38:37 AM
1 votes:

propasaurus: She's  He's cute.

2014-02-20 08:37:08 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Suck it loser trolls

I'm

a loser troll!

/licks lips
2014-02-20 08:27:10 AM
1 votes:
Jordan Davis?  I'm glad to see he recovered.
2014-02-20 08:23:03 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: DigitalCoffee: Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

WtF, are you tarded? I'M ALREADY PISSED BUT ... Well this thread icing on the cake.

I am trans and all you haters can sock my c+ck .


*raises hand* I'm a hater I swear!
2014-02-20 06:50:22 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-20 06:07:12 AM
1 votes:
media.merchantcircle.com
Maybe AAMCO can help him out with his tranny issues. Still waiting to see how he does in the swimsuit part of the competition or as the trannies call it, tuck and cover.
2014-02-20 05:25:45 AM
1 votes:
"You don't have to look or be a certain way to be beautiful"

Yea that's why she put on make-up, dressed up, and entered a beauty contest
2014-02-20 04:17:49 AM
1 votes:

robohobo: Beaver Knievel: [img.fark.net image 620x413]

"I'm high as fark!!!"

*man-jaw


For comparison's sake, Reese Witherspoon:
i.huffpost.com
2014-02-20 04:13:40 AM
1 votes:

GreenSun: Would you have sex with a woman who used to have a penis?


In most cases the folks who have to ask themselves this question are the ones who'll never need to answer it without a credit card. The time might be spent more fruitfully pondering eternal questions such as whether or not chronic masturbation is in any way homosexual, since you are touching a penis with such frequency.
2014-02-20 03:40:28 AM
1 votes:

diaphoresis: don't worry dear.. you'll get better at it.


Really? "I know you are, but what am I" is the end-all and be-all of your skills? Somebody had to train you to use that one, it's too intellectual for you.

Your real parents dropped you in a dumpster, with a diaper around your head.
2014-02-20 03:34:24 AM
1 votes:

Shedim: diaphoresis: One-way thinking is common. Unfortunately, people tend to take subject matter that applies to them and turn it into a crusade-style rant. While the statement could be seen either way, no one thought to question it in other terms. Critical thinking is a lost art, as well as writing skills (mine included). While my intent was not to slap around transgenders, it certainly appears it was taken that way. I stand by my statement nonetheless. I'm sorry you were offended by what I said. I still think you're mentally ill.

FTFY. Nice try, but you're going to have to backpedal a lot faster than that.

/the quality of trolling has really gone downhill recently


don't worry dear.. you'll get better at it. This latest attempt was beneath you though. Try again.
2014-02-20 03:29:08 AM
1 votes:
In Maxim's list of the 100 Hottest Women of 2012 Stephen Colbert was number sixty nine. I had no problem with that and I have no problem with this.
img.fark.net
2014-02-20 03:28:29 AM
1 votes:

diaphoresis: tinfoil-hat maggie: diaphoresis: tinfoil-hat maggie: diaphoresis: tinfoil-hat maggie: DigitalCoffee: Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

WtF, are you tarded? I'M ALREADY PISSED BUT ... Well this thread icing on the cake.

I am trans and all you haters can sock my c+ck .

don't feel alone... there are a lot of mentally ill people out there

See this is the stupid troll.

tsk tsk.. you're looking for trolls where there are none. Perhaps you are mentally ill after all.

Oh really funny how I had you tagged as troll, LOL.

No, sad really. The statement I made could have been taken either way. It's 'you' that chose to make it all about you, not the actually mentally ill people who have a limited idea of identity. Feel free to rant though.


You know how you worry that being attracted to a trans person makes you gay? It does. It totally does. You should just surrender and head to your local glory hole, they'll take good care of you there.
2014-02-20 03:11:22 AM
1 votes:

diaphoresis: No, sad really.


i235.photobucket.com
2014-02-20 03:07:15 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: I felt it was important to make a stand. To say you can define beauty in many ways. You don't have to look or be a certain way to be beautiful.

memedepot.com

BEAUTY PAGEANTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

/this is an anti-beauty pageant comment

//not an anti-trans comment
2014-02-20 03:05:08 AM
1 votes:

Alx_xlA: I guess the Sun doesn't go quite as heavy on the photoshop as the Mirror does.


Kinda rough, but the real question is whether or not she sounds like a complete rambling idiot when she gets a question from the judges that she hasn't memorized a response for.
2014-02-20 03:04:49 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: The trollls well I have a list


Mikado-style? Heheheheh.
2014-02-20 03:03:10 AM
1 votes:

Boojum2k: diaphoresis: you're looking for trolls where there are none

Well, there's you. The rest haven't finished with your mom yet.


I have no doubt whatsoever that there are Farkers out there who are into necrophilia. Thank you for helping me point out with the mentally ill comment. Your support is appreciated.
2014-02-20 02:53:22 AM
1 votes:

Githerax: FTA:  You don't have to look or be a certain way to be beautiful except for me, I felt it necessary to undergo gender-bending to look and/or be a certain way, so I guess I contradict myself by my choices.

FTFY


Completely.

Even is she was born a chick, it's still a beauty contest. By its definition, you have to look a certain way to win. Ugos don't win those things specifically because they don't/can't conform to a standard of beauty. Let me know when they start having "great personality pageants".

As an ugo, I can confirm this finding.
2014-02-20 02:49:08 AM
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: DigitalCoffee: Where's the foetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?

WtF, are you tarded? I'M ALREADY PISSED BUT ... Well this thread icing on the cake.

I am trans and all you haters can sock my c+ck .


Is that the cock you were born with or the one you had made?

I don't know which gender direction you're shooting for.
2014-02-20 02:47:07 AM
1 votes:
Hopefully this young man makes it all the way.
2014-02-20 02:45:57 AM
1 votes:
I honestly think she can win the realest real doll award, cause seriously that picture only makes her look like one.

resources0.news.com.au
2014-02-20 02:08:57 AM
1 votes:
Must be eddie izzards son
2014-02-20 12:52:33 AM
1 votes:
www.b12partners.net

/no, really. That's their excuse.
 
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