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(Boston.com)   Snow-covered roof collapse kills 2 cows, injures 4 others. *sigh* Oh well, no use crying over split milk   (boston.com) divider line 33
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2014-02-19 08:50:41 PM
So terrible, it's funny
 
2014-02-19 10:35:35 PM
Old MacDonald was a really lousy speller with two dead cows.  C-O-W-E-I-E-I-O.  Dagnabbit!
 
2014-02-19 10:58:08 PM
split?
 
2014-02-19 11:43:18 PM
INSTANT MILKSHAKES
 
2014-02-20 12:28:47 AM
I bet Putin had something to do with this.
 
2014-02-20 12:32:10 AM
That headline is udderly awful
 
2014-02-20 12:35:24 AM

calbert: split?


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2014-02-20 12:35:53 AM
This is what happens when you let gays marry
 
2014-02-20 12:39:14 AM
Moo hoo hoo.
 
2014-02-20 12:40:44 AM
I am sorry, cow, but you are pasture prime.
 
2014-02-20 12:41:27 AM
Snow-covered roof collapse kills 2 cows, injures 4 others. *sigh* Oh well, no use crying over split milk

Pre-tenderized steak
 
2014-02-20 12:43:35 AM
wickad snow!!!
 
2014-02-20 12:46:10 AM
shorty-industry-awards.s3.amazonaws.com

Nods knowingly.
 
2014-02-20 12:48:51 AM
Definitely not a factory farm. Injured cows getting good veterinary care from Tufts University Veterinary School. Nice to see and a rarity on a lot of farms today. Reminded me of the James Herriot farm animal stories in 1930-1950's Yorkshire England.
 
2014-02-20 12:52:00 AM
cache2.allpostersimages.com
 
2014-02-20 12:56:59 AM

danielscissorhands: [cache2.allpostersimages.com image 400x274]


I'll see you, and raise...
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2014-02-20 12:59:39 AM
Split? I don't get it.
 
2014-02-20 01:00:16 AM
eldie
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  2014-02-20 12:48:51 AM
Definitely not a factory farm. Injured cows getting good veterinary care from Tufts University Veterinary School. Nice to see and a rarity on a lot of farms today. Reminded me of the James Herriot farm animal stories in 1930-1950's Yorkshire England.


Um what
 
2014-02-20 01:07:14 AM

peeledpeas: Split? I don't get it.


Spilt, obviously, by I know that doesn't help. Hmm, my spell checker doesn't like spilt and split is the first option. Could that be the answer?
 
2014-02-20 01:07:42 AM
As for fixing the roof, the insurance company has ruled it an "act of cud" -- hence the issue is now MOOt.
 
2014-02-20 01:10:33 AM
And just today a milk truck crashed without spilling anything.  Not that we'll ever see that greenlighted
 
2014-02-20 01:14:49 AM
slow new day
 
2014-02-20 01:21:31 AM
Utter disaster.

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2014-02-20 01:24:52 AM
images.fineartamerica.com

/hopefully not obscure
 
2014-02-20 01:25:53 AM
Know how you know an admin wrote, submitted and greened their own headline?
 
2014-02-20 01:26:53 AM

whatshisname: That headline is udderly awful


Shakes tiny utters.
 
2014-02-20 01:29:39 AM
i89.photobucket.com

I had a "How many of each animal did Moses take on his boat?" moment.
 
2014-02-20 02:13:56 AM

mikaloyd: I bet Putin had something to do with this.


Why?
 
2014-02-20 06:12:13 AM

Brainsick: Snow-covered roof collapse kills 2 cows, injures 4 others. *sigh* Oh well, no use crying over split milk

Pre-tenderized steak


I was gonna say "Hey, free ice cream!" :D
 
2014-02-20 06:54:02 AM
What split milk may look like.

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2014-02-20 08:22:10 AM

Brainsick: danielscissorhands: [cache2.allpostersimages.com image 400x274]

I'll see you, and raise...
[img1.imagesbn.com image 260x277]


A literary work of genius!
 
2014-02-20 08:43:28 AM

coma: Know how you know an admin wrote, submitted and greened their own headline?


I would have voted to green. It's not often you see such subtle and clever humor out of a headline.
 
2014-02-20 08:52:01 AM
Trust in your barn roof
Be sure your roof is true
Think of udders
The udders... squirt for you
 
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