Jument: As a long time cat owner I pretty much assume my brain is riddled with them cat parasites. It hasn't killed me meow.
That Guy Jeff: Cats: so terrible their filthy parasites will literally kill you.
zulius: bearded clamorer:That made him better, not weird.[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x143]Is more like it.
Dr Jack Badofsky: Jeezus. Wait till he tests the Space Herpes.
wildcardjack: Dr Jack Badofsky: Jeezus. Wait till he tests the Space Herpes.Electric gohnorhea, the noisy killer.
RodneyToady: acting weird lately and don't know why?'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
bearded clamorer: [oyster.ignimgs.com image 468x374]
Dr Jack Badofsky: wildcardjack: Dr Jack Badofsky: Jeezus. Wait till he tests the Space Herpes.Electric gohnorhea, the noisy killer.Not acoustic?
W.C.fields forever: RodneyToady: acting weird lately and don't know why?'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.'Scuse me while I kiss this fly.
KarmicDisaster: [sf-encyclopedia.co.uk image 200x299]
TheGogmagog: KarmicDisaster: [sf-encyclopedia.co.uk image 200x299]http://www.davidbrin.com/givingplague.html
black_knight: Are you a man or a parasite?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Brain chiggers!/I KNEW IT!//give me a coat hanger...
sallys: Untold Stories of the ER - there have been a couple of different stories about parasites.
Lee451: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Brain chiggers!/I KNEW IT!//give me a coat hanger...Shame on you for using that word! Only Trombiculidae can call each other the "ch" word. Use that word in the wrong place and they will be all over you.
Gyrfalcon: Snort some Drano. It's a proven fact that if you destroy all your brain cells preemptively, you'll have no issue later on with parasitic monsters that want to feed on your gray matter later on. That's why zombies never attack meth heads in the movies.
Prey4reign: Subby, biological parasites are nothing compared to the human parasites we live with. Take my son, several years out of college and continuously "improving himself" up in his room. Take him please, for real.
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