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(BBC)   Been acting weird lately and don't know why? Blame the parasites living in your brain   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 76
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2014-02-19 08:11:46 PM
Over the last couple of months I have been deliberately infecting myself with a range of parasites in an attempt to understand more about these fascinating creatures.

www.wearysloth.com

"At long last, I've done it. I finally duplicated my father's formula for invisibility... after five years of injecting myself with every chemical known to man."
 
2014-02-19 08:13:59 PM
Brain chiggers!

/I KNEW IT!
//give me a coat hanger...
 
2014-02-19 08:33:09 PM
oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2014-02-19 08:36:15 PM
Reckless cat people FTW:

"We know, for example, that people who have antibodies to toxoplasma are more than twice as likely to be involved in a traffic accident. It could be that the parasite is making us, like rodents, behave in a more reckless fashion. Research also suggests it may slow down reaction times, with the intention of making us more vulnerable to large predators."
 
2014-02-19 08:59:51 PM
As a long time cat owner I pretty much assume my brain is riddled with them cat parasites. It hasn't killed me meow.
 
2014-02-19 09:02:58 PM
Ew
 
2014-02-19 09:03:48 PM

bearded clamorer:


That made him better, not weird.
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
Is more like it.
 
2014-02-19 09:05:10 PM

Jument: As a long time cat owner I pretty much assume my brain is riddled with them cat parasites. It hasn't killed me meow.


None of mi fowr catz gib me brian buggies
 
2014-02-19 09:05:24 PM
acting weird lately and don't know why?

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
 
2014-02-19 09:06:38 PM
Cats: so terrible their filthy parasites will literally kill you.
 
2014-02-19 09:08:11 PM

That Guy Jeff: Cats: so terrible their filthy parasites will literally kill you.


So you're saying we should be eating dog poo instead?
 
2014-02-19 09:09:32 PM

That Guy Jeff: Cats: so terrible their filthy parasites will literally kill you.


GOOD.JPG
 
2014-02-19 09:11:56 PM

zulius: bearded clamorer:

That made him better, not weird.
[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x143]
Is more like it.


Dunno, might explain Moontrap and, retroactively, The Starlost

i.imgur.com

img2u.info
 
2014-02-19 09:12:24 PM
Jeezus.  Wait till he tests the Space Herpes.
 
2014-02-19 09:12:41 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
WHAAAAAAAT?
 
2014-02-19 09:13:02 PM
Mine make me want to shout "Goodbye Blue Monday" and then smash Bunny Hoover's face into a piano.
 
2014-02-19 09:14:07 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Jeezus.  Wait till he tests the Space Herpes.


Electric gohnorhea, the noisy killer.
 
2014-02-19 09:15:08 PM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-02-19 09:15:43 PM
Little ones need lots of meat to grow big and strong.
 
2014-02-19 09:16:09 PM
Brain parasites.... Guess I better start prepping for the zombie apocalypse.
 
2014-02-19 09:16:20 PM

wildcardjack: Dr Jack Badofsky: Jeezus.  Wait till he tests the Space Herpes.

Electric gohnorhea, the noisy killer.


Not acoustic?
 
2014-02-19 09:17:27 PM
static.giantbomb.com

Seems normal to me...
 
2014-02-19 09:17:39 PM
Turn the TV off before going to bed.
 
2014-02-19 09:18:54 PM

RodneyToady: acting weird lately and don't know why?

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.


'Scuse me while I kiss this fly.
 
2014-02-19 09:19:53 PM
Blame?!  I usually have to pay to get weird!
 
2014-02-19 09:20:05 PM

bearded clamorer: [oyster.ignimgs.com image 468x374]


My favorite episode!
 
2014-02-19 09:20:17 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: wildcardjack: Dr Jack Badofsky: Jeezus.  Wait till he tests the Space Herpes.

Electric gohnorhea, the noisy killer.

Not acoustic?


Even the acoustic is mic'd, otherwise to would be heard in the back rows.
 
2014-02-19 09:28:19 PM

W.C.fields forever: RodneyToady: acting weird lately and don't know why?

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

'Scuse me while I kiss this fly.


www.eonline.com

'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
 
2014-02-19 09:30:54 PM

Jument: As a long time cat owner I pretty much assume my brain is riddled with them cat parasites. It hasn't killed me meow.


Not yet. But soon it's going to be like Meowschwitz up in here.
 
2014-02-19 09:37:04 PM
Parasites would explain a shiatcawk worth of cat farking things.

Penis
 
2014-02-19 09:40:50 PM
No, I blame the massive stroke that I had last year for my weirdness ;)
 
2014-02-19 09:44:50 PM
Well, that settles it.  I'm suing Fark for the irreparable damage to my emotional well being, since by deleting my posts and banning me from posting, they've discriminated against me on grounds of a medical condition (i.e. weird behavior due to brain parasites).  I'm willing to settle for the low, low amount of $100,000,000,000 and a lifetime supply of free sponsored front page greenlit links to my blog and webstore, www.penisland.com.
 
2014-02-19 09:45:43 PM
Are you a man or a parasite?
 
2014-02-19 09:46:13 PM
sf-encyclopedia.co.uk
 
2014-02-19 09:50:43 PM

KarmicDisaster: [sf-encyclopedia.co.uk image 200x299]



http://www.davidbrin.com/givingplague.html
 
2014-02-19 09:55:12 PM

TheGogmagog: KarmicDisaster: [sf-encyclopedia.co.uk image 200x299]


http://www.davidbrin.com/givingplague.html


www.davidbrin.com
 
2014-02-19 09:55:41 PM

black_knight: Are you a man or a parasite?


Negative.  I am a meat Popsicle.
 
2014-02-19 09:57:02 PM
Untold Stories of the ER - there have been a couple of different stories about parasites.
 
2014-02-19 09:58:37 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Brain chiggers!

/I KNEW IT!
//give me a coat hanger...


Shame on you for using that word! Only Trombiculidae  can call each other the "ch" word. Use that word in the wrong place and they will be all over you.
 
2014-02-19 10:01:01 PM
Subby, biological parasites are nothing compared to the human parasites we live with.  Take my son, several years out of college and continuously "improving himself" up in his room.  Take him please, for real.
 
2014-02-19 10:01:41 PM

sallys: Untold Stories of the ER - there have been a couple of different stories about parasites.


And Monsters Inside Me.  Another interesting show that will let you sleep easy at night.
 
2014-02-19 10:01:44 PM

RodneyToady: acting weird lately and don't know why?

'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.


So how has your ski jumping training been going?
 
2014-02-19 10:03:05 PM
as easy as 1,2,3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUZfzzc00JY&feature=player_detailpage
 
2014-02-19 10:04:55 PM

Lee451: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Brain chiggers!

/I KNEW IT!
//give me a coat hanger...

Shame on you for using that word! Only Trombiculidae  can call each other the "ch" word. Use that word in the wrong place and they will be all over you.


chigger, please
 
2014-02-19 10:05:15 PM

black_knight: Are you a man or a parasite?


content6.flixster.com

I voted conservative...
 
2014-02-19 10:15:12 PM
Parasites in your brain will make you act weirdly. For example,

Over the last couple of months I have been deliberately infecting myself with a range of parasites in an attempt to understand more about these fascinating creatures.
 
2014-02-19 10:40:05 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Brain chiggers!

/I KNEW IT!
//give me a coat hanger...


Snort some Drano. It's a proven fact that if you destroy all your brain cells preemptively, you'll have no issue later on with parasitic monsters that want to feed on your gray matter later on. That's why zombies never attack meth heads in the movies.
 
2014-02-19 10:46:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: Snort some Drano. It's a proven fact that if you destroy all your brain cells preemptively, you'll have no issue later on with parasitic monsters that want to feed on your gray matter later on. That's why zombies never attack meth heads in the movies.


We'll, I'll be damned.   I didn't know that.
 
2014-02-19 10:49:31 PM
It's well known that being infected with toxoplasma gondii causes the cat lady syndrome. It's vectored from cat feces which is on every flat surface in the cat lady's house. Don't believe it? Set a cat on a glass coffee table and crawl under(ala eggs Danny Thomas style) and take a look. That cat's a$$hole is touching the glass. Just like it's touching whatever it sits on.
 
2014-02-19 11:02:36 PM

Prey4reign: Subby, biological parasites are nothing compared to the human parasites we live with.  Take my son, several years out of college and continuously "improving himself" up in his room.  Take him please, for real.


Kids these days and their euphamisms for jerking off
 
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