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2014-02-19 11:06:33 PM  
9 votes:

TomD9938: The guys mug shot from over the years:

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i280.photobucket.com
2014-02-19 08:07:17 PM  
5 votes:
i62.tinypic.com
2014-02-19 10:32:52 PM  
4 votes:
predictablyrandumb.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-19 09:08:34 PM  
3 votes:
Before I click the link I'm going to guess Osmond Family Christmas specials.
2014-02-19 11:00:06 PM  
2 votes:
static.guim.co.uk

/yes, i am bad, and i feel bad about myself
2014-02-19 10:44:32 PM  
2 votes:

brap: Before I click the link I'm going to guess Osmond Family Christmas specials.


There were worst things to get stuck watching with grandma every Christmas in the 60's
i.imgur.com

They were like if the Osmonds mated with the cast of The Lawrence Welk Show.  It was pure horror every year!
2014-02-19 10:37:20 PM  
2 votes:
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Amused.
2014-02-19 10:32:34 PM  
2 votes:
Well, at least the family has moved from child killing to drug-related murders, which is a an improvement... I guess.
2014-02-19 10:30:11 PM  
2 votes:
i1343.photobucket.com


/disagrees with subby
2014-02-19 10:29:44 PM  
2 votes:
I don't know subby from what I hear the Aristocrats' family traditions are worse.
2014-02-20 10:14:20 PM  
1 vote:

freetomato: W.C.fields forever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: W.C.fields forever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: BluVeinThrobber: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Aw, Jesus. This is my sister's ex-husband's family. Her mother-in-law was Pete Weaver's sister. That is one messed-up family.

Any relation to your mothers other brother?

No relation to me whatsoever.

Wow..I thought my sisters ex husbands family was wack. Glad she got out.My Ex brother laws name is Brent.He dyed his hair red.It came out horribly wrong.We took to calling him 'The Brentstrual Cycle

There are so many things wrong with that entire family that I wouldn't even know where to begin. My sisters' mother-in-law was missing a finger, because Pete, her brother, cut it off when they were kids. That family is full of incest, molestation and perversions of every imaginable kind. When my sister's mother-in-law was in the hospital in San Francisco, her mother would show up unannounced at my door, asking to sleep on my couch so she could go visit her daughter. How do you refuse someone who just drove 300 miles to visit her ill daughter?  She knitted me an afghan that you could have used to cover up a full-sized pickup, and it was the craziest colors. As soon as she left for home, I threw that sucker in the dumpster. It creeped me out just having it in the house.

Wish I could have seen that Afghan.I could see you drape  that out of a building window every mor

freetomato: W.C.fields forever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: W.C.fields forever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: BluVeinThrobber: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Aw, Jesus. This is my sister's ex-husband's family. Her mother-in-law was Pete Weaver's sister. That is one messed-up family.

Any relation to your mothers other brother?

No relation to me whatsoever.

Wow..I thought my sisters ex husbands family was wack. Glad she got out.My Ex brother laws name is Brent.He dyed his hair red.It came out horribly wrong.We took to calling him 'The Brentstrual Cycle

There are so many things wrong with that entire family that I wouldn't even know where to begin. My sisters' mother-in-law was missing a finger, because Pete, her brother, cut it off when they were kids. That family is full of incest, molestation and perversions of every imaginable kind. When my sister's mother-in-law was in the hospital in San Francisco, her mother would show up unannounced at my door, asking to sleep on my couch so she could go visit her daughter. How do you refuse someone who just drove 300 miles to visit her ill daughter?  She knitted me an afghan that you could have used to cover up a full-sized pickup, and it was the craziest colors. As soon as she left for home, I threw that sucker in the dumpster. It creeped me out just having it in the house.

Wish I could have seen that Afghan.I could see you drape  that out of a building window every morning.

Are you a fan of JW Gacy art too?


What is this J.W.Gacy art you are referencing?He had other hobbies?
2014-02-20 12:12:51 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
     Ward "Pete" Cleaver
2014-02-20 07:46:03 AM  
1 vote:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: W.C.fields forever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: BluVeinThrobber: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Aw, Jesus. This is my sister's ex-husband's family. Her mother-in-law was Pete Weaver's sister. That is one messed-up family.

Any relation to your mothers other brother?

No relation to me whatsoever.

Wow..I thought my sisters ex husbands family was wack. Glad she got out.My Ex brother laws name is Brent.He dyed his hair red.It came out horribly wrong.We took to calling him 'The Brentstrual Cycle

There are so many things wrong with that entire family that I wouldn't even know where to begin. My sisters' mother-in-law was missing a finger, because Pete, her brother, cut it off when they were kids. That family is full of incest, molestation and perversions of every imaginable kind. When my sister's mother-in-law was in the hospital in San Francisco, her mother would show up unannounced at my door, asking to sleep on my couch so she could go visit her daughter. How do you refuse someone who just drove 300 miles to visit her ill daughter?  She knitted me an afghan that you could have used to cover up a full-sized pickup, and it was the craziest colors. As soon as she left for home, I threw that sucker in the dumpster. It creeped me out just having it in the house.


I gotta ask...that related to your handle?
2014-02-20 12:15:50 AM  
1 vote:

W.C.fields forever: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: BluVeinThrobber: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Aw, Jesus. This is my sister's ex-husband's family. Her mother-in-law was Pete Weaver's sister. That is one messed-up family.

Any relation to your mothers other brother?

No relation to me whatsoever.

Wow..I thought my sisters ex husbands family was wack. Glad she got out.My Ex brother laws name is Brent.He dyed his hair red.It came out horribly wrong.We took to calling him 'The Brentstrual Cycle


There are so many things wrong with that entire family that I wouldn't even know where to begin. My sisters' mother-in-law was missing a finger, because Pete, her brother, cut it off when they were kids. That family is full of incest, molestation and perversions of every imaginable kind. When my sister's mother-in-law was in the hospital in San Francisco, her mother would show up unannounced at my door, asking to sleep on my couch so she could go visit her daughter. How do you refuse someone who just drove 300 miles to visit her ill daughter?  She knitted me an afghan that you could have used to cover up a full-sized pickup, and it was the craziest colors. As soon as she left for home, I threw that sucker in the dumpster. It creeped me out just having it in the house.
2014-02-19 10:56:41 PM  
1 vote:
couchcutter.com
2014-02-19 10:47:50 PM  
1 vote:

2xhelix: brap: Before I click the link I'm going to guess Osmond Family Christmas specials.

There were worst things to get stuck watching with grandma every Christmas in the 60's
[i.imgur.com image 500x500]

They were like if the Osmonds mated with the cast of The Lawrence Welk Show.  It was pure horror every year!


It's like the lot of them are saying, "penis goes here."
2014-02-19 10:44:10 PM  
1 vote:
Well...the family that slays together stays together!
2014-02-19 10:43:59 PM  
1 vote:
My ex's family is going on 6 generations of oyster stew on Christmas Eve. I ate smuggled in Nutter Butters to survive the night.
gja
2014-02-19 10:42:01 PM  
1 vote:
images.bimedia.net

Oh, lighten up, Francis.
2014-02-19 10:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-19 10:25:50 PM  
1 vote:
I learned it from you, dad!
2014-02-19 08:11:19 PM  
1 vote:
Back in my village, it was "throw the Jew down the well."  Very nice.
 
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