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(KGW Portland)   Worst family tradition ever   (kgw.com) divider line 89
    More: Scary, Ward Weaver, killer, Oregon City, Grants Pass, aggravated murder, child murder, forensic psychologist  
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2014-02-19 08:07:17 PM  
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-19 08:11:19 PM  
Back in my village, it was "throw the Jew down the well."  Very nice.
 
2014-02-19 09:08:34 PM  
Before I click the link I'm going to guess Osmond Family Christmas specials.
 
2014-02-19 10:25:50 PM  
I learned it from you, dad!
 
2014-02-19 10:29:42 PM  
The disturbing irony in the case is Francis Weaver turned in his stepfather, Ward Weaver, for the Oregon City murders. Francis Weaver was hailed as a hero and spoke openly about his role in the arrest of his stepfather.
"The whole thing just disgusts me. I'd hate to even think that I was brought to this world from a man like that," Francis Weaver said in an interview with Good Morning America in 2002.


It's late, but...huh?
 
2014-02-19 10:29:44 PM  
I don't know subby from what I hear the Aristocrats' family traditions are worse.
 
2014-02-19 10:30:11 PM  
i1343.photobucket.com


/disagrees with subby
 
2014-02-19 10:30:15 PM  
This is still not as bad as my family watching the sound of farking music every christmas when I was  kid. Murder would be much preferable
 
2014-02-19 10:32:34 PM  
Well, at least the family has moved from child killing to drug-related murders, which is a an improvement... I guess.
 
2014-02-19 10:32:52 PM  
predictablyrandumb.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-19 10:33:18 PM  
"You can't pick your parents. This is what you saw growing up. These are the people that shaped you. You can escape that but it's hard," forensic psychologist and star defense witness Frank Colistro told KGW Tuesday night."

Updated because lawyers.
 
2014-02-19 10:33:57 PM  

Marcellinus: . . .
"The whole thing just disgusts me. I'd hate to even think that I was brought to this world from a man like that," Francis Weaver said in an interview with Good Morning America in 2002.


Jesus came from that slut, Mary, so get over it.

Immaculate Conception, my ass.  Joseph and I know both know she was playing town camel at the tavern two nights before. . .
 
2014-02-19 10:34:38 PM  
Wow, nothing like an ice-cold shot of perspective. I clicked that link thinking "no, I'm pretty sure I can win this one", but no, no I can't.
 
2014-02-19 10:36:14 PM  
He's not actually of the murder people and bury them bloodline.
 
2014-02-19 10:37:18 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-19 10:37:20 PM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Amused.
 
gja
2014-02-19 10:42:01 PM  
images.bimedia.net

Oh, lighten up, Francis.
 
2014-02-19 10:42:04 PM  

MrJesus: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 635x417]

Amused.


Didn't have the smarts to make the good career move and die early.
 
2014-02-19 10:43:59 PM  
My ex's family is going on 6 generations of oyster stew on Christmas Eve. I ate smuggled in Nutter Butters to survive the night.
 
2014-02-19 10:44:10 PM  
Well...the family that slays together stays together!
 
2014-02-19 10:44:31 PM  

MFAWG: MrJesus: [wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 635x417]

Amused.

Didn't have the smarts to make the good career move and die early.


Lord knows he tried back in 1975. Couple hundred feet and six hours bleeding in the snow'll do that to ya.
 
2014-02-19 10:44:32 PM  

brap: Before I click the link I'm going to guess Osmond Family Christmas specials.


There were worst things to get stuck watching with grandma every Christmas in the 60's
i.imgur.com

They were like if the Osmonds mated with the cast of The Lawrence Welk Show.  It was pure horror every year!
 
2014-02-19 10:44:59 PM  
Aw, Jesus. This is my sister's ex-husband's family. Her mother-in-law was Pete Weaver's sister. That is one messed-up family.
 
2014-02-19 10:47:50 PM  

2xhelix: brap: Before I click the link I'm going to guess Osmond Family Christmas specials.

There were worst things to get stuck watching with grandma every Christmas in the 60's
[i.imgur.com image 500x500]

They were like if the Osmonds mated with the cast of The Lawrence Welk Show.  It was pure horror every year!


It's like the lot of them are saying, "penis goes here."
 
2014-02-19 10:50:35 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Aw, Jesus. This is my sister's ex-husband's family. Her mother-in-law was Pete Weaver's sister. That is one messed-up family.


Any relation to your mothers other brother?
 
2014-02-19 10:51:12 PM  
I guess the dick in the mashed potatoes isn't too awful.
 
2014-02-19 10:51:27 PM  

2xhelix: i


Man, and I thought it was rough watching It's A Wonderful Life...
 
2014-02-19 10:54:38 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Aw, Jesus. This is my sister's ex-husband's family. Her mother-in-law was Pete Weaver's sister. That is one messed-up family.

Any relation to your mothers other brother?


No relation to me whatsoever.
 
2014-02-19 10:55:57 PM  
My family's tradition is to not have any traditions. still going strong after generations
 
2014-02-19 10:55:58 PM  
The guys mug shot from over the years:

media.kgw.com

He's the Christian Bale of booking photos.
 
2014-02-19 10:56:26 PM  
"You can't pick your parents. This is what you saw growing up. These are the people that shaped you. You can escape that but it's hard," forensic psychologist Frank Colistro told KGW Tuesday night


BULLSHIAT
 
2014-02-19 10:56:41 PM  
couchcutter.com
 
2014-02-19 10:58:14 PM  

dpzum1: "You can't pick your parents. This is what you saw growing up. These are the people that shaped you. You can escape that but it's hard," forensic psychologist Frank Colistro told KGW Tuesday night


BULLSHIAT

This lack of PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY is what's wrong with this country right now. And these so called mental health experts want us to believe that we have NO CONTROL over what we do.
Reminds me of affirmative action, in a way...
 
2014-02-19 10:58:32 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: BluVeinThrobber: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Aw, Jesus. This is my sister's ex-husband's family. Her mother-in-law was Pete Weaver's sister. That is one messed-up family.

Any relation to your mothers other brother?

No relation to me whatsoever.


Good to hear
 
2014-02-19 11:00:06 PM  
static.guim.co.uk

/yes, i am bad, and i feel bad about myself
 
2014-02-19 11:01:10 PM  
Maybe its just me being pedantic but I wouldn't consider a step-son, who is a non-blood relative, to be 3rd generation of anything in a family.
 
2014-02-19 11:03:13 PM  

mutterfark: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

/yes, i am bad, and i feel bad about myself

   me
 
2014-02-19 11:03:39 PM  
They were most likely born that way.  We need to change our laws to let serial killers be serial killers.
 
2014-02-19 11:03:57 PM  
Nope, eyeball eating daddy still is the worst
 
2014-02-19 11:05:30 PM  
Some nuts should have been crushed a few generations back.
 
2014-02-19 11:06:33 PM  

TomD9938: The guys mug shot from over the years:

[media.kgw.com image 600x337]



i280.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-19 11:06:42 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Nope, eyeball eating daddy still is the worst


I hate you right now. I want to forget that every day.
 
2014-02-19 11:07:18 PM  
What does this say about nature vs nurture
 
2014-02-19 11:12:56 PM  

TomD9938: The guys mug shot from over the years:

[media.kgw.com image 600x337]

He's the Christian Bale of booking photos.


Lol, he went from kinda sorta Hispanic to super Hispanic over time!
 
2014-02-19 11:16:11 PM  
Amelia Pond?!

HANG HIM!

wait...
 
2014-02-19 11:19:45 PM  
"You dad, I learned it from watching you"
 
2014-02-19 11:21:00 PM  

kling_klang_bed: TomD9938: The guys mug shot from over the years:

[media.kgw.com image 600x337]

He's the Christian Bale of booking photos.

Lol, he went from kinda sorta Hispanic to super Hispanic over time!


Kinda looks like Zimmerman
 
2014-02-19 11:24:15 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: kling_klang_bed: TomD9938: The guys mug shot from over the years:

[media.kgw.com image 600x337]

He's the Christian Bale of booking photos.

Lol, he went from kinda sorta Hispanic to super Hispanic over time!

Kinda looks like Zimmerman


Don't be silly.

Everyone knows Zimmerman is white.
 
2014-02-19 11:25:52 PM  

mithras_angel: BluVeinThrobber: kling_klang_bed: TomD9938: The guys mug shot from over the years:

[media.kgw.com image 600x337]

He's the Christian Bale of booking photos.

Lol, he went from kinda sorta Hispanic to super Hispanic over time!

Kinda looks like Zimmerman

Don't be silly.

Everyone knows Zimmerman is white.


All hispanics are white
 
2014-02-19 11:28:19 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: What does this say about nature vs nurture


Inconclusive, he was raised with his murderer father, so he got both sides of the equation.  Otherwise, evidence from things like separated twins is that 'nature(DNA) vs nurture(upbringing) is very roughly 50-50.
 
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