If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Blabbermouth)   Motorhead set to launch the "MotorBoat" cruise this fall. No word on whether Kat Dennings, Katy Perry and Christina Hendricks will be aboard   (blabbermouth.net) divider line 53
    More: Cool, the band  
•       •       •

1103 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Feb 2014 at 8:13 PM (35 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



53 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-02-19 08:28:21 PM  
The only cruise where the norwalk virus doesn't stand a chance.

/dids on Kate Upton
 
2014-02-19 08:28:24 PM  
WE ARE THE BOAT CREW!
 
2014-02-19 08:32:57 PM  
What's with the cruise racket with aging rock bands?  There must be at least 10 bands who do this now
 
2014-02-19 08:37:21 PM  
God Save the Queen Mary.
 
2014-02-19 08:37:49 PM  
Shuffleboard with Lemmy?
How cool would that be?
 
2014-02-19 08:39:21 PM  

whither_apophis: The only cruise where the norwalk virus doesn't stand a chance.

/dids on Kate Upton


I call Sofia Vergera.
 
2014-02-19 08:41:51 PM  

Flappyhead: whither_apophis: The only cruise where the norwalk virus doesn't stand a chance.

/dids on Kate Upton

I call Sofia Vergera.


*sigh* I guess I'll have to make do with Kat Dennings. I don't know how I'll ever console myself.
 
2014-02-19 08:42:05 PM  
Ill take  Alexandra Daddario
 
2014-02-19 08:43:51 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Flappyhead: whither_apophis: The only cruise where the norwalk virus doesn't stand a chance.

/dids on Kate Upton

I call Sofia Vergera.

*sigh* I guess I'll have to make do with Kat Dennings. I don't know how I'll ever console myself.


Just hope she's cleaner than her onscreen character, Max.
 
2014-02-19 08:45:54 PM  

SithLord: Dingleberry Dickwad: Flappyhead: whither_apophis: The only cruise where the norwalk virus doesn't stand a chance.

/dids on Kate Upton

I call Sofia Vergera.

*sigh* I guess I'll have to make do with Kat Dennings. I don't know how I'll ever console myself.

Just hope she's cleaner than her onscreen character, Max.


I have no idea what her character is like on that show. Are we talking personal hygiene unclean, or just messy living space unclean? Because I could work with messy living space.
 
2014-02-19 08:46:22 PM  
img.fark.net

img.fark.net

img.fark.net

CLEAVAGE THREAD!!!!

PS.  Re: Kay Perry, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...when she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin...
 
2014-02-19 08:46:29 PM  

SithLord: Dingleberry Dickwad: Flappyhead: whither_apophis: The only cruise where the norwalk virus doesn't stand a chance.

/dids on Kate Upton

I call Sofia Vergera.

*sigh* I guess I'll have to make do with Kat Dennings. I don't know how I'll ever console myself.

Just hope she's cleaner than her onscreen character, Max.


But then you'd miss out on scrubbing her clean.
 
2014-02-19 08:47:18 PM  
Dr:.....Lemmy you need to slow down, take a break, maybe go on a cruise.
Lemmy:....MOTORBOAT!


/got nothin
 
2014-02-19 08:53:50 PM  

styckx: What's with the cruise racket with aging rock bands?  There must be at least 10 bands who do this now


They draw big time. Their fans are older and have the disposable income for a cruise. ShipRocked, Monsters of Rock Tour and 70,000 Tons of Metal all sell out every year. Most of the bands don't get paid but they get a four day free cruise which is good enough for them, and fans get to hang with the band.

My favorite story from last year's 70k Tons tour was George from Cannibal Corpse sat at the outdoor bar for 11 hours straight drinking and talking to fans as they came and went. 11 hours on the barstool. The man is a beast.
 
2014-02-19 08:56:22 PM  
Lemmy's cameo in the movie "Hardware" has got to be one of the best ever.
 
2014-02-19 08:56:45 PM  
Don't forget Diora Baird. Those are some truly impressive sweater puppies.
 
2014-02-19 09:00:34 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Lemmy's cameo in the movie "Hardware" has got to be one of the best ever.


I dunno, his cameo in "Airheads" was pretty awesome.

/"I was the editor of the school magazine!"
 
2014-02-19 09:01:25 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Lemmy's cameo in the movie "Hardware" has got to be one of the best ever.


Pretty funny in Airheads too, could you imagine the school newspaper he put out?
 
2014-02-19 09:02:16 PM  
Old age,
Main deck,
Shuffleboard and outrage
 
2014-02-19 09:04:02 PM  

Lith: Ryker's Peninsula: Lemmy's cameo in the movie "Hardware" has got to be one of the best ever.

Pretty funny in Airheads too, could you imagine the school newspaper he put out?


What do you mean imagine?  He DID edit his school newspaper.
 
2014-02-19 09:04:36 PM  

Tarl3k: [img.fark.net image 232x217]

[img.fark.net image 253x199]

[img.fark.net image 173x292]

CLEAVAGE THREAD!!!!

PS.  Re: Kay Perry, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye...when she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin...


Oblig:

stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-02-19 09:12:46 PM  
Boobies thread?
/ it started earlier!
 
2014-02-19 09:15:12 PM  
On a boat going after Christina Hendricks?

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-19 09:15:54 PM  
Watched some documentary about Black Sabbath the other day and I found it amusing that they had to subtitle Lemmy when he was talking about Sabbath.  They subtitled Ozzy as well.
 
2014-02-19 09:16:22 PM  
 
2014-02-19 09:19:33 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-19 09:19:38 PM  

whither_apophis: The only cruise where the norwalk virus doesn't stand a chance.

/dids on Kate Upton


Dibs on Winona Ryder.
 
2014-02-19 09:21:56 PM  

traxan: styckx: What's with the cruise racket with aging rock bands?  There must be at least 10 bands who do this now

They draw big time. Their fans are older and have the disposable income for a cruise. ShipRocked, Monsters of Rock Tour and 70,000 Tons of Metal all sell out every year. Most of the bands don't get paid but they get a four day free cruise which is good enough for them, and fans get to hang with the band.

My favorite story from last year's 70k Tons tour was George from Cannibal Corpse sat at the outdoor bar for 11 hours straight drinking and talking to fans as they came and went. 11 hours on the barstool. The man is a beast.


You know what would be cool? A cruise you go on with a band, and can sign up for guitar/bass/etc lessons with the band members.
 
2014-02-19 09:24:33 PM  
Dibs on Ellen Page.
 
2014-02-19 09:37:37 PM  

traxan: styckx: What's with the cruise racket with aging rock bands?  There must be at least 10 bands who do this now

They draw big time. Their fans are older and have the disposable income for a cruise. ShipRocked, Monsters of Rock Tour and 70,000 Tons of Metal all sell out every year. Most of the bands don't get paid but they get a four day free cruise which is good enough for them, and fans get to hang with the band.

My favorite story from last year's 70k Tons tour was George from Cannibal Corpse sat at the outdoor bar for 11 hours straight drinking and talking to fans as they came and went. 11 hours on the barstool. The man is a beast.


Tegan and Sara are doing a cruise this year with Paramore, So it's not just old metal bands.
 
2014-02-19 09:41:22 PM  

FarkingReading: Dibs on Ellen Page.


That's not a motorboat. More like a pirogue.
 
2014-02-19 09:54:18 PM  
Grampaw Lemmy's girlfriend is pretty hot.  I liked Motorhead better way back when they were a rock and roll band, tho.  Metal gets old real quick with me.  But anybody who's down for a couple days of nonstop metal and has money to burn will probably have fun.

I never got why "Motorhead shiraz" came along before the beer.  And the beer is only available in Scandinavia or some shiat, at that.
 
2014-02-19 10:01:57 PM  
Tyrone Slothrop: traxan: styckx: What's with the cruise racket with aging rock bands?  There must be at least 10 bands who do this now


They draw big time. Their fans are older and have the disposable income for a cruise. ShipRocked, Monsters of Rock Tour and 70,000 Tons of Metal all sell out every year. Most of the bands don't get paid but they get a four day free cruise which is good enough for them, and fans get to hang with the band.


My favorite story from last year's 70k Tons tour was George from Cannibal Corpse sat at the outdoor bar for 11 hours straight drinking and talking to fans as they came and went. 11 hours on the barstool. The man is a beast.


You know what would be cool? A cruise you go on with a band Vice President, and can sign up for guitar/bass/etc lessons with the band members Vice President.
FTFY
o.onionstatic.com
 
2014-02-19 10:08:52 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-19 10:08:54 PM  

FarkingReading: Dibs on Ellen Page.


That deserves a least a hah!

HAH!
 
2014-02-19 11:29:01 PM  
The only cruise where you have to like to gamble
 
2014-02-19 11:33:49 PM  
This is not a boobmark, I mean bookmark.
 
2014-02-20 12:33:09 AM  

burber: The only cruise where you have to like to gamble


Eh, win some, lose some. It's all the same to me.
 
2014-02-20 12:53:59 AM  
I'll take Alison Brie.

media.tumblr.com
 i.imgur.com


www.reactiongifs.com
 
2014-02-20 01:24:10 AM  
i1145.photobucket.com


i1145.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-20 02:12:40 AM  
Hawkwind's better.
 
2014-02-20 07:19:27 AM  
Get yer ta tas out!
 
2014-02-20 08:23:41 AM  
Probably not. Weight limits and all that
 
2014-02-20 08:40:57 AM  
one potential problem....everyone at the poker table will fight over the ace of spades. THE ACE OF SPADES!
 
2014-02-20 08:48:29 AM  

Tanukis_Parachute: one potential problem....everyone at the poker table will fight over the ace of spades. THE ACE OF SPADES!


Stolen from a previous thread

THE ACE OF SPADES!
 
2014-02-20 09:42:21 AM  

Bith Set Me Up: I'll take Alison Brie.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x225]
 [i.imgur.com image 850x461]


[www.reactiongifs.com image 330x395]


yes, 30 yes'
 
2014-02-20 10:23:16 AM  

batlock666: Hawkwind's better.


Man, shut the hell up.
 
2014-02-20 10:38:12 AM  
N

Flappyhead: whither_apophis: The only cruise where the norwalk virus doesn't stand a chance.

/dids on Kate Upton

I call Sofia Vergera.


Fine, I'll take Maria Brink.
 
2014-02-20 11:02:19 AM  
On your boat or on your knees?

Also, will Lemmy's mole get its own PFD?
 
2014-02-20 11:16:21 AM  
1-ps.googleusercontent.com

/hot
 
Displayed 50 of 53 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report