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(AZ Family)   Because everyone knows that if you think you're being chased by a motorcycle gang the first thing you should do is abandon your baby daughter and go hide in the ceiling of your local Petco   (azfamily.com) divider line 43
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3789 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2014 at 9:42 PM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-19 08:05:39 PM  
www.thebodyinc.com
 
2014-02-19 09:21:48 PM  

haemaker:


Dammit. No idea why I even bothered
 
2014-02-19 09:45:16 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: haemaker:

Dammit. No idea why I even bothered


Time for a Coen Bros tag?
 
2014-02-19 09:46:15 PM  
The bikers were merely hungry and could not wait for the shiat sausage.

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2014-02-19 09:47:18 PM  
Bath salts or mental illness may be involved.

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2014-02-19 09:47:41 PM  

"According to police, Bishop says he knew the baby was defenseless, but says he took a chance that the gang chasing him wouldn't hurt a child."


No, you didn't let the bike gang finish. They're not going to hurt the child, they're just going to bash the kid's brains in.



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2014-02-19 09:50:48 PM  
Don't judge what you don't understand.

It is called a blood sacrifice.


/some people shouldn't breed
 
2014-02-19 09:52:58 PM  
Maybe she was Fremen.
 
2014-02-19 09:52:59 PM  
Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?
 
2014-02-19 09:54:31 PM  
I thought you were supposed to run them over with your Range Rover.
 
2014-02-19 09:56:50 PM  
Motorcycle gang, sure. Zombies, not so much.
 
2014-02-19 10:05:39 PM  
I'm pretty sure you could replace "motorcycle gang" with inner demons.
 
2014-02-19 10:08:45 PM  
If you're in a car and the people on motorcycles genuinely mean to do you harm you run them the fark over.
Every last one of them that is chasing you.
 
2014-02-19 10:13:34 PM  
Hell of a way to avoid telling the kid's mother that you were out drinking and forgot all about it. My money is on the gang doen't exist, but a damned angry mother does and she's even closer behind.
 
2014-02-19 10:16:34 PM  
Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
 
2014-02-19 10:20:02 PM  
Coward! I for one have an illegal firearm illegally consealed in my vehicle and would comense distributing vigelante justice on said such scum
 
2014-02-19 10:20:11 PM  

harrydorcas: Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?


Club. Motorcycle club.

You don't get bothered by a club unless you farked with them in one way or another. And if they fark with you the you're probably involved with them somehow.
 
2014-02-19 10:21:12 PM  

jwookie: Coward! I for one have an illegal firearm illegally consealed in my vehicle and would comense distributing vigelante justice on said such scum


NOBODY puts baby in a corner!!!
 
2014-02-19 10:36:07 PM  

KidneyStone: harrydorcas: Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?

Club. Motorcycle club.

You don't get bothered by a club unless you farked with them in one way or another. And if they fark with you the you're probably involved with them somehow.


Wouldn't a motorcycle club pretty much just lay on the ground unless it was being wielded by some thug or other?
 
2014-02-19 10:40:15 PM  
The REAL crime here is that he parked in the handicapped spot.
 
2014-02-19 11:00:02 PM  

LordOfThePings: Bath salts or mental illness may be involved.


I was thinking meth.
 
2014-02-19 11:15:08 PM  

KidneyStone: harrydorcas: Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?

Club. Motorcycle club.

You don't get bothered by a club unless you farked with them in one way or another. And if they fark with you the you're probably involved with them somehow.


Everyone knows it's the 1% of motorcycle clubs that give the 99% a bad name.
 
2014-02-19 11:19:50 PM  
This one came to mind:

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2014-02-19 11:21:07 PM  

Gyrfalcon: KidneyStone: harrydorcas: Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?

Club. Motorcycle club.

You don't get bothered by a club unless you farked with them in one way or another. And if they fark with you the you're probably involved with them somehow.

Wouldn't a motorcycle club pretty much just lay on the ground unless it was being wielded by some thug or other?


This is funny because you don't understand the methamphetamine.
 
2014-02-19 11:33:52 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: KidneyStone: harrydorcas: Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?

Club. Motorcycle club.

You don't get bothered by a club unless you farked with them in one way or another. And if they fark with you the you're probably involved with them somehow.

Everyone knows it's the 1% of motorcycle clubs that give the 99% a bad name.


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2014-02-19 11:36:35 PM  

RepoManTSM: LordOfThePings: Bath salts or mental illness may be involved.

I was thinking meth.



Meth can cause you to be paranoid, yes, but no where near the crazy paranoid delusions that bath salts can cause.  The fact the guy climbed into the ceiling indicates that something is seriously wrong with his brain.

Fix that, and it sounds like he'll do okay by the kid, in that he actually expressed concern for his child in taking what he figured* was the least likely harm course for the child.

*Even if such assessment was insane due to there being no motorcycle gang after him, if I WAS actually being pursued by a motorcycle gang I'd take the first opportunity to ditch any minor children I have with me as well.
 
2014-02-19 11:41:33 PM  

Firethorn: Even if such assessment was insane due to there being no motorcycle gang after him, if I WAS actually being pursued by a motorcycle gang I'd take the first opportunity to ditch any minor children I have with me as well.


Yes, well, he left an infant in a running(?) car in front of a Petco...hopefully the baby in your scenario would at least be given to another person or, better yet, taken to a police station along with your own being-chased-by-a-motorcycle-gang self

/unless you have more to fear from cops than from enraged bikers
 
2014-02-19 11:49:05 PM  

harrydorcas: Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?



Do you honestly think there was actually a motorcycle gang chasing him? Because I sure as hell don't.
 
2014-02-20 12:05:25 AM  

Brainsick: Yes, well, he left an infant in a running(?) car in front of a Petco...hopefully the baby in your scenario would at least be given to another person or, better yet, taken to a police station along with your own being-chased-by-a-motorcycle-gang self


You know, it's really stupid but the 'haul my ass to a police station' didn't actually occur to me.  Of course, I don't know where most of the police stations are and don't normally run around with a GPS system.  Other than that it depends on how far behind the gang are, becuase, well, the police stations I DO know about wouldn't have the firepower to take a fired up biker gang fast enough to save my ass.
 
2014-02-20 12:23:28 AM  
Done in one
 
2014-02-20 12:54:12 AM  

jwookie: jwookie: Coward! I for one have an illegal firearm illegally consealed in my vehicle and would comense distributing vigelante justice on said such scum

NOBODY puts baby in a corner!!!


I would, but:
SOMEBODY left baby in the car!!
 
2014-02-20 01:54:13 AM  

Firethorn: Meth can cause you to be paranoid, yes, but no where near the crazy paranoid delusions that bath salts can cause. The fact the guy climbed into the ceiling indicates that something is seriously wrong with his brain.


What the fark ever dude. I lived in AZ when meth first got popular and the things some of the people that were on it did were absolutely horrific, and this was a good 15 years before bath salts. The one I remember the most was some dad who had joint custody of his 6 year old blond haired little girl, and while on meth, he poured gas on her on the side of the road and burned her alive because he was certain she was a demon. I'm sure he had mental health issues, and maybe he had a cocktail of other stuff in his system, but there was at least one gruesome story like that a week there for a while.
 
2014-02-20 02:28:30 AM  
That reminds me, gotta replace the seals on one of the carbs on my Beemer cycle this week. Closest I get to a Petco, is a Petsense.
 
2014-02-20 07:01:19 AM  
Mmm Dolmades!
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Once you get past the idea of a meal that looks like a plateful of little turds, they;re pretty damn good.
 
2014-02-20 07:08:52 AM  

KidneyStone: harrydorcas: Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?

Club. Motorcycle club.

You don't get bothered by a club unless you farked with them in one way or another. And if they fark with you the you're probably involved with them somehow.


Or maybe they saw his obviously drunken state driving down the road with a baby in the back and thought, 'Let's stop this guy before he hurts the baby.'  Very possible for the average motorcycle club.
 
2014-02-20 09:39:12 AM  

Ex-Texan: That reminds me, gotta replace the seals on one of the carbs on my Beemer cycle this week. Closest I get to a Petco, is a Petsense.


Is it's an r1200 replace the fuel connectors while you're in there.
 
2014-02-20 10:19:35 AM  
Makes sense. The baby might start crying while you're up in the ceiling, and then the biker gang would hear it and you're farked.  Abandoning the baby is just a regrettable tactical necessity.
 
2014-02-20 11:39:53 AM  
This story would be much better if the biker gang adopted the baby and made it the gang mascot.
 
2014-02-20 12:50:55 PM  

zepher: If you're in a car and the people on motorcycles genuinely mean to do you harm you run them the fark over.
Every last one of them that is chasing you.


Those cretins in New York have nothing to do with the motorcycling community.  Typically we shun idiots like them quicker than an Amish parent finding his kid with an Ipod.
 
2014-02-20 12:53:36 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: KidneyStone: harrydorcas: Why is he being chased by a gang of motorcycles, anyway?

Club. Motorcycle club.

You don't get bothered by a club unless you farked with them in one way or another. And if they fark with you the you're probably involved with them somehow.

Everyone knows it's the 1% of motorcycle clubs that give the 99% a bad name.


That is very true.
 
2014-02-20 03:37:43 PM  

FTDA: zepher: If you're in a car and the people on motorcycles genuinely mean to do you harm you run them the fark over.
Every last one of them that is chasing you.

Those cretins in New York have nothing to do with the motorcycling community.  Typically we shun idiots like them quicker than an Amish parent finding his kid with an Ipod.


Please to be adding 'City' to your disparagement. Assuming you're talking about the crap that was going on back in the fall, that's not something I've EVER seen or heard about out in the other 90% of the state.
 
2014-02-20 04:02:26 PM  
I was talking about the goons on bikes that harassed that family last fall, not any other residents of New York City, or New York State.  After re-reading my statement I can see how it could be misconstrued and come off as abrasive.  I apologize.
 
2014-02-21 12:42:23 AM  

FTDA: I was talking about the goons on bikes that harassed that family last fall, not any other residents of New York City, or New York State.  After re-reading my statement I can see how it could be misconstrued and come off as abrasive.  I apologize.


Thank you :) - it's frustrating to tell people out of state that I'm from New York and have them assume the city when there is so much more to the state.

I've been there once and have no desire to go back...
 
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