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(Daily Mail)   Note to self: Do not try to kick a live grenade away from you (warning: graphic)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 10
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2014-02-19 09:42:08 PM  
6 votes:
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

/Obligatory.
2014-02-19 08:15:17 PM  
3 votes:
Bet he's kicking himself now -- or trying anyway.
2014-02-19 11:19:56 PM  
2 votes:
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I blew my butt off. I BLEW MY BUTT OFF!!!
2014-02-20 08:38:44 PM  
1 votes:

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: The only live grenades you got to toss had a very long, very thorough lead up and lecture about exactly what was going to happen, and what would happen if some privatey-private farked it up. You throw the grenade from a foxhole about waist deep, and there is an instructor in the hole with you. If something goes wrong and you drop the grenade the instructors will 1. jump out of the hole and 2. grab your dumbass and pull you out, in that order. They did not fark around with live explosives.


Our DS said "If you fark this up and drop the grenade , I am only required to make one attempt to save you. If I go to grab you and you pull back, that's it, I'm going over the sandbag wall without you. Now if you suddenly decide you don't want to die, grab on to the back of my jacket because it sure as shait ain't gonna slow me down."

When it came time to toss the live grenade I won't lie, I was pretty damn scared. As soon as it left my hand I was on the ground. I didn't know where it landed and I didn't care since it wasn't in the pit with me. I wanted nothing further to do with that thing once I pulled the pin. I didn't even pop the spoon and *then* throw like you see in the movies.  The spoon went flying with the grenade.
2014-02-20 01:08:08 AM  
1 votes:

Callous: What kinda protest they got going on there that people are throwing grenades?!

And where do protesters get grenades?


Brick where did you get a grenade?
2014-02-20 12:28:13 AM  
1 votes:
www.toyvault.com

This is what happens if you count past 3 and before 4 and 5!
2014-02-19 11:15:21 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-19 10:20:38 PM  
1 votes:

Kit Fister: With grenades, there's generally not a hell of a lot of time to react due to the fuse.  Kicking, throwing, whatever...your best bet is to find a shield, or just try to keep it from taking everyone else out.


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2014-02-19 09:56:29 PM  
1 votes:

Coolfusis: Huskadoodle: He wasen't kicking it away from himself, he was trying to get it away from everyone else.

Yep. The smart thing would be to run away. This dude did the not smart, but goddamn brave thing, and deserves his efforts applauded.


He should have just shielded everyone with his giant brass balls.
2014-02-19 09:43:16 PM  
1 votes:
That is a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation.
 
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