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(Baltimore Ravens)   Dallas Cowboys finally find a way to beat Baltimore Ravens   (baltimoreravens.com ) divider line
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1601 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Feb 2014 at 8:18 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-19 08:38:09 PM  
Cowboys should give the coin to whoever they draft.  It'd be a nice finishing touch on his trophy case.
 
2014-02-19 08:44:29 PM  
Considering that Ray Rice is looking at a suspension there might be another way.
 
2014-02-19 09:17:47 PM  
Semi-related:  Rumor has it that when the Ravens beat the Cowboys in Dallas near the end of the 2008 season, Jerry Jones had lobbied the NFL to make that the last Cowboys' home game because it would supposedly be an easy win for the Cowboys to close out Texas Stadium.
 
2014-02-19 10:00:39 PM  
I thought the better comment was the Cowboys won something in the post-season for the first time in 4 years.
 
2014-02-19 10:12:10 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Considering that Ray Rice is looking at a suspension there might be another way.


Yeah if he did knock her out he is in deep shiat
 
2014-02-19 11:02:03 PM  
Does it matter, jerry will make a bad pick either way.
 
2014-02-19 11:15:08 PM  
It was 50/50 just like the Cowboys.
 
2014-02-19 11:18:55 PM  
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2014-02-19 11:29:27 PM  

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Fark does the same thing if you don't have TF. Something about having to feed the squirrel.
 
2014-02-20 12:33:47 AM  

TheJoe03: Does it matter, jerry will make a bad pick either way.


THIS

/Cowboys fan
 
2014-02-20 12:45:49 AM  

Triumph: Marmilman: "We noticed that you may have an Ad Blocker turned on. Please be aware that our site is best experienced with Ad Blockers turned off."

LOL

Fark does the same thing if you don't have TF. Something about having to feed the squirrel.


I just adblocked that, too.
 
2014-02-20 01:10:11 AM  
This is the first thing the Cowboys have won in February in ages.
 
2014-02-20 02:30:29 AM  
LEAVE THE COWBOYS ALONE YOU HEARTLESS BEASTS!
 
2014-02-20 02:51:37 AM  

mikaloyd: LEAVE THE COWBOYS ALONE YOU HEARTLESS BEASTS!


We're used to it, most of us don't care that people hate and/or mock our team. We're the opposite of Whiner fans.
 
2014-02-20 07:05:10 AM  
Therefore, by the transitive property of football, the Dallas Cowboys can beat Ray Rice's girlfriend.
 
2014-02-20 07:46:15 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Considering that Ray Rice is looking at a suspension there might be another way.


Not unless they both make the Super Bowl.

They won't play in the regular season again until 2016.
 
2014-02-20 07:53:58 AM  

steamingpile: Rapmaster2000: Considering that Ray Rice is looking at a suspension there might be another way.

Yeah if he did knock her out he is in deep shiat


As a Ravens fan, I'm honestly pretty shocked.

The guy was known around town as a super nice to fans, did a TON of charity work, spear-headed an anti-bullying effort...

There's only a few people on the team I'd have been MORE surprised to hear something like this about.

(Torrey Smith, Joe Flacco, Haloti Ngata if you're curious. Maybe Justin Tucker.)
 
2014-02-20 09:16:57 AM  
Came to say, the Ravens will send Ray Rice to beat them right back, but I see the joke is dead already.
 
2014-02-20 12:28:53 PM  

dikkcor28: TheJoe03: Does it matter, jerry will make a bad pick either way.

THIS

/Cowboys fan


Hey there.
 
2014-02-20 01:45:35 PM  
This Ravens fan isn't worried about this -- last time Dallas drafted one spot in front of us they took a 3rd-round center and left us our starting strong safety. I trust Jurry to fark this one up too.
 
2014-02-20 02:15:08 PM  

Scrotastic Method: This Ravens fan isn't worried about this -- last time Dallas drafted one spot in front of us they took a 3rd-round center and left us our starting strong safety. I trust Jurry to fark this one up too.


He farks it up every year. I don't even pay much attention to the draft any more, except to maybe pop by the party. He did ok last year, though. I think we can begrudgingly give some credit there.
 
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