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(Daily Mail)   Sausages made from baby poop: Sure, they sound delicious, but are they good for you?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 53
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2014-02-19 09:24:58 PM
Nope.
 
2014-02-19 09:25:27 PM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and OK for you.
 
2014-02-19 09:26:07 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-19 09:27:37 PM
Baby shiat contains microbes which are also useful for curing foods and digestion. Thank you, Daily Fail, for that banal insight coupled to an asinine clickbait headline.
 
2014-02-19 09:27:42 PM
Why not just eat the whole baby? The really little ones have soft, chewable bones.
 
2014-02-19 09:31:53 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do:


Pedro! I think that marks the first time I've seen a South of the Border reference on FARK.
 
2014-02-19 09:33:01 PM
Sausages, you say?

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2014-02-19 09:33:07 PM
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-19 09:33:41 PM
"Sausages made from baby poop"

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2014-02-19 09:34:25 PM
To the British, this idea sounds like an improvement over regular British sausage.
 
2014-02-19 09:35:27 PM

danielscissorhands: Sausages, you say?

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Possibly the darkest KITH skit ever.
 
2014-02-19 09:39:17 PM
images.sodahead.com

If baby meat is good than anything produced from baby meat is good.

Eat shiat.  40 billion flies cannot be wrong.

Hey look, BIKES!!
 
2014-02-19 09:40:03 PM

Nope.


geekologie.com

 
2014-02-19 09:42:48 PM
DNRTFA but I'm certain my dog would love some baby poop sausages. With a side of cat litter and a glass of toilet water.
 
2014-02-19 09:44:52 PM
Ask Taco Bell.
 
2014-02-19 09:45:31 PM
Look people, it's time we got serious about what really happens in the bathroom, and sometimes when I'm really drunk, the kitchen sink.
 
2014-02-19 09:50:49 PM
Let's see "Baby Poo Sausages" or a cup of yoghurt and with either I can get probiotic bacteria.
Give me time some time, this is no easy choice.
 
2014-02-19 09:52:23 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-19 09:55:36 PM
That's gotta be somebody's fetish, right? Pedoscatophiles?
 
2014-02-19 09:57:27 PM
Way to take the actual content of the article and streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch it.
 
2014-02-19 09:59:17 PM

MrHappyRotter: Look people, it's time we got serious about what really happens in the bathroom, and sometimes when I'm really drunk, the kitchen sink.


How do you shove it down the sink drain?  At least in the shower you can heel it away.
 
2014-02-19 10:00:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-19 10:08:52 PM

gja: "Sausages made from baby poop"


Right. Like that guy has ever turned down any food or food-like substances.
 
2014-02-19 10:14:21 PM
I thought those were already here.

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2014-02-19 10:18:59 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2014-02-19 10:19:27 PM
Here are some sausages we ate in Mexico last week.
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 10:19:55 PM
*nervously clicks Daily Fail link*

Oh thank god, not as bad, but still gross. I should have known would be one of those kind of stories.
 
2014-02-19 10:21:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-19 10:25:36 PM
They already do fecal cultral transplants fo those who need them, I believe they have now gone to pill form enclosing it in a gel capsule. Under a medical professional, it's a good way to introduce good bacteria to thos ewho need it, but otherwise just eat probiotic yogurt and call it a day.
 
2014-02-19 10:26:19 PM
Parents have been making baby poop sausages for years. It's called a diaper genie.
 
2014-02-19 10:30:07 PM
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2014-02-19 10:34:26 PM
Hey! I saw this on Jackass.
It turns out they used Nutella or something.
 
2014-02-19 10:34:56 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-19 10:42:38 PM
Oh hell no.

There's not enough money in the world to pay me to eat that.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-19 10:46:31 PM

Ikahoshi: Oh hell no.

There's not enough money in the world to pay me to eat that.


HA! Jokes on you. Who said pay? We were planning on holding you down and pinching your nose closed.

www.cheapandsleazy.net
 
2014-02-19 10:53:53 PM
aviewersview.com

Hey, it may taste like pumpking pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker.
 
2014-02-19 11:13:55 PM
So, taking a pig, grinding up its meat, and then encasing that meat in intestines used to make pig shiat is okay. But taking bacteria from human shiat, culturing those bacteria in another medium, and then putting that bacteria back into your pig meat encased in intestines is where you draw the line?

Meat eaters are weird.
 
2014-02-19 11:21:03 PM
www.awesomelyluvvie.com
 
2014-02-19 11:28:18 PM
This is actually a thing?
 
2014-02-19 11:44:57 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: But taking bacteria from human shiat, culturing those bacteria in another medium, and then putting that bacteria back into your pig meat encased in intestines is where you draw the line?


YES.
Are you seriously arguing that intentionally culturing shiat-bacteria and inserting it into your food is no different than sausages made in natural casings???  Even aside from the fact that most sausages are not naturally cased anyway, natural casings are not intestines.  Casings are the outer (i.e. the non-shiat-contacting) membrane of the intestine, and they are cleaned thoroughly with a hot salt solution for disinfection.  So yes, culturing shiat and sticking it in your food is over the line.


Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Meat eaters are weird.


And if you believe what you wrote, non-meat-eaters must be either intellectually dishonest or very gullible.  Considering the number of BS pro-biotic, anti-oxidant, gluten-free, etc. fad products and health crazes that sweep through Whole Foods on a regular basis, I'm provisionally going with gullible.
 
2014-02-19 11:53:26 PM
This sounds like it would be a real hit with dogs.
 
2014-02-19 11:53:33 PM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 610x457]


*snerk*  beautiful...
 
2014-02-20 12:01:00 AM
Damn, this gets me in the mood for chorizo which is illegal to import into the states. There is some American made but it's crap compared to the real deal. Unfortunately, most Americans will never know what they're missing. Chorizo is to pepperoni like two buck chuck boxed wine is to Grand Cru
 
2014-02-20 12:02:24 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: So, taking a pig, grinding up its meat, and then encasing that meat in intestines used to make pig shiat is okay. But taking bacteria from human shiat, culturing those bacteria in another medium, and then putting that bacteria back into your pig meat encased in intestines is where you draw the line?

Meat eaters are weird.


Apparently I have to agree with a frickin vegetarian. They are taking bacteria, culturing it, and adding it to food. The bacteria is no longer poop when removed from poop, it's just bacteria that happens to be very useful. Things are made up of small parts that can be separated.
 
2014-02-20 12:05:46 AM

buckler: I thought those were already here.

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The Field Roast Italian-style stuff is great, imo.
 
2014-02-20 12:29:25 AM

TomD9938: danielscissorhands: Sausages, you say?

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Possibly the darkest KITH skit ever.


Possibly
 
2014-02-20 12:35:26 AM
donotputthebaby.com
 
2014-02-20 03:57:27 AM

Gawdzila: And if you believe what you wrote, non-meat-eaters must be either intellectually dishonest or very gullible. Considering the number of BS pro-biotic, anti-oxidant, gluten-free, etc. fad products and health crazes that sweep through Whole Foods on a regular basis, I'm provisionally going with gullible.


Hey, it wasn't an either or. = )
 
2014-02-20 06:40:09 AM
They actually pay people to write this shiat? Do they hire ex-Onion employees?
 
2014-02-20 06:52:19 AM

abhorrent1: They actually pay people to write this shiat? Do they hire ex-Onion employees?


No, they hire the ones that the Onion passed over.
 
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