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2014-02-19 05:07:58 PM
Because some people think sex is all about power, and nothing says power like the face of the President of the most powerful country in the world

I'll be curious to see what they do when Hillary is president.
 
2014-02-19 05:22:20 PM
Kudos to whomever I stole this from.
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 05:22:33 PM

Pocket Ninja: Because some people think sex is all about power, and nothing says power like the face of the President of the most powerful country in the world

I'll be curious to see what they do when Hillary is president.


If they think about Hilary during sex, they will definitely need more Viagra.
 
2014-02-19 05:23:45 PM
Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?
 
2014-02-19 05:25:00 PM
[It can] improve the duration for those who have ruined their youth through masturbation," Ehasn Ullah, a local shop-keeper, told the AFP.

In my experience, that is pretty much the opposite of the effect masturbation has.

/Both the duration thing and the ruined youth thing
 
2014-02-19 05:25:03 PM

Pocket Ninja: Because some people think sex is all about power, and nothing says power like the face of the President of the most powerful country in the world

I'll be curious to see what they do when Hillary is president.


What about her snuke?
 
2014-02-19 05:26:50 PM

borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?


No, you're confusing him with the last guy.
 
2014-02-19 05:27:34 PM

borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?


Thank you.

I was going to say it, but then all the rest of the Farkers won't let me sit with them on the group "W" bench & I gets the sads.
 
2014-02-19 05:27:45 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Pocket Ninja: Because some people think sex is all about power, and nothing says power like the face of the President of the most powerful country in the world

I'll be curious to see what they do when Hillary is president.

What about her snuke?


It's the bomb, yo.
 
2014-02-19 05:29:20 PM
Now we know why Michelle is always smiling.
 
2014-02-19 05:31:33 PM
-Insert predator drone strike joke here-
 
2014-02-19 05:32:27 PM

special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.


Meat the new boss. Same as the old boss.
 
2014-02-19 05:33:21 PM

Bane of Broone: Kudos to whomever I stole this from.


Fun fact, big black cawk is only the nowm for West Africans(which is where most of the blacks that wound up as slaves in America where from)

Obama if descended from East African stock, and East Africans have smaller dicks than europeans on average, so he is probably closer to a regulR corndog than the one in that pic.

If a big car =small penis they dont get much bigger han the presidential limo.
 
2014-02-19 05:34:13 PM

special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.


Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.
 
2014-02-19 05:36:58 PM

borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?


It is because they have seen his wife.
 
2014-02-19 05:43:22 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 05:46:34 PM
 img1-cdn.newser.com

Must of been the same advertising firm that brought Obama heroin to the market
 
2014-02-19 05:47:35 PM

Oldiron_79: Bane of Broone: Kudos to whomever I stole this from.

Fun fact, big black cawk is only the nowm for West Africans(which is where most of the blacks that wound up as slaves in America where from)

Obama if descended from East African stock, and East Africans have smaller dicks than europeans on average, so he is probably closer to a regulR corndog than the one in that pic.

If a big car =small penis they dont get much bigger han the presidential limo.


You've put a lot of thought into his presidential package.
 
2014-02-19 05:47:57 PM
That Guy Jeff:
Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.


Global financial crisis begun under GW Bush: 1
Global financial crisis begun under B Obama: 0

Countries invaded for nonexistent WMDs under GW Bush: 1
Hijacked airplane terrorist attacks on our country under GW Bush: 3 (and 1 averted with loss of crew and passengers)
Heck, we can do this all day - unfortunately.
 
2014-02-19 05:48:01 PM

special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.


You don't travel much do you? President Obama is not well liked outside of the US and people let you know once they find out you're an American.
 
2014-02-19 05:49:54 PM

special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.


You mean Cheney?  He was packin

photos1.blogger.com
 
2014-02-19 05:53:26 PM

dmax: That Guy Jeff:
Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.

Global financial crisis begun under GW Bush: 1
Global financial crisis begun under B Obama: 0

Countries invaded for nonexistent WMDs under GW Bush: 1
Hijacked airplane terrorist attacks on our country under GW Bush: 3 (and 1 averted with loss of crew and passengers)
Heck, we can do this all day - unfortunately.


The point is that Pakistan, in particular, has good reason for thinking Obama a bigger dick than Bush.
 
2014-02-19 05:56:08 PM

Slypork: Meat the new boss. Same as the old boss.


Pfft, they're not remotely the same guy. The new boss is growing the national debt at TWICE the rate of the old boss, for instance.
 
2014-02-19 06:01:01 PM

That Guy Jeff: special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.

Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.


Drone strikes secretly supported by Pakistan due to their military necessity but publicly disavowed because of their popular disapproval: All of them
 
2014-02-19 06:07:02 PM

Enigmamf: That Guy Jeff: special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.

Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.

Drone strikes secretly supported by Pakistan due to their military necessity but publicly disavowed because of their popular disapproval: All of them


Oh my god, you're right! That means the people of Pakistan shouldn't hate him. He had their government's secret permission, all better now. And all the killing of civilians, children, and "suspected militants whose names we don't even know but they sure do look terrorist-y from the air" being killed is all OK because he had secret permission. I guess we can all sleep better now knowing that children are being blown to pieces by aerial death robots that have *permission* to be there. The Pakistani people will be relieved, they would hate to have their children killed without permission.
 
2014-02-19 06:07:30 PM

Enigmamf: Drone strikes secretly supported by Pakistan due to their military necessity but publicly disavowed because of their popular disapproval: All of them


Well, sure. How else is he going to kill American citizens without due process or a trial?
 
2014-02-19 06:13:05 PM
Bob Dole doesn't like this one bit.
 
2014-02-19 07:13:05 PM
That Guy Jeff:

The point is that Pakistan, in particular, has good reason for thinking Obama a bigger dick than Bush.

That's a better point, so I withdraw my snark.
 
2014-02-19 07:29:18 PM

That Guy Jeff: Enigmamf: That Guy Jeff: special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.

Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.

Drone strikes secretly supported by Pakistan due to their military necessity but publicly disavowed because of their popular disapproval: All of them

Oh my god, you're right! That means the people of Pakistan shouldn't hate him. He had their government's secret permission, all better now. And all the killing of civilians, children, and "suspected militants whose names we don't even know but they sure do look terrorist-y from the air" being killed is all OK because he had secret permission. I guess we can all sleep better now knowing that children are being blown to pieces by aerial death robots that have *permission* to be there. The Pakistani people will be relieved, they would hate to have their children killed without permission.


If only Obama had a coalition of something like the "Willing". His death toll could be in the hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians.

Seriously, your are the stupidest motherfarker I've seen on this site in quite some time. Is DIA your sponsor?
 
2014-02-19 07:30:26 PM

dmax: That Guy Jeff:

The point is that Pakistan, in particular, has good reason for thinking Obama a bigger dick than Bush.

That's a better point, so I withdraw my snark.


And, embassies have good reason for thinking Bush is a bigger dick than Obama.
 
2014-02-19 07:55:08 PM

djkutch: If only Obama had a coalition of something like the "Willing". His death toll could be in the hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians.

Seriously, your are the stupidest motherfarker I've seen on this site in quite some time. Is DIA your sponsor?


But.....but....but....BUSH!!!

/ drinks
 
2014-02-19 08:02:58 PM
Pakistan? Told you he was a Muslim.

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Made in China?
 
2014-02-19 08:10:24 PM
Face?

He does keep a stiff upper lip, but that's just ridiculous.
 
2014-02-19 08:31:08 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: djkutch: If only Obama had a coalition of something like the "Willing". His death toll could be in the hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians.

Seriously, your are the stupidest motherfarker I've seen on this site in quite some time. Is DIA your sponsor?

But.....but....but....BUSH!!!

/ drinks


Thanks for mentioning him by name! I hope you have a semblance of control over your alcoholism. If not, don't despair. Boehner is doing quite well as a functional alcoholic.

Dare to dream!
 
2014-02-19 08:34:50 PM

djkutch: That Guy Jeff: Enigmamf: That Guy Jeff: special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.

Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.

Drone strikes secretly supported by Pakistan due to their military necessity but publicly disavowed because of their popular disapproval: All of them

Oh my god, you're right! That means the people of Pakistan shouldn't hate him. He had their government's secret permission, all better now. And all the killing of civilians, children, and "suspected militants whose names we don't even know but they sure do look terrorist-y from the air" being killed is all OK because he had secret permission. I guess we can all sleep better now knowing that children are being blown to pieces by aerial death robots that have *permission* to be there. The Pakistani people will be relieved, they would hate to have their children killed without permission.

If only Obama had a coalition of something like the "Willing". His death toll could be in the hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians.

Seriously, your are the stupidest motherfarker I've seen on this site in quite some time. Is DIA your sponsor?


How far down you throat do you have to have the "Party Line" cock to not even acknowledge that Obama has killed more people in Pakistan, done more drone strikes in Pakistan, and should be sitting next to Bush in a cell in the Hague?
 
2014-02-19 08:37:58 PM
Accurate. Fox News has had a hard on for him since day one
 
2014-02-19 09:06:30 PM

borg: resident Obama is not well liked outside of the US and people let you know once they find out you're an American


At the risk of being trolled:

The world's opinion of US leadership is at a median 51%, according to Gallup. That may not sound stratospheric, but it's the highest it's been since Gallup began asking the question in 2005, the  Chicago Tribune explains. Bush's
 last reading gave him a lowly 34%. Since then the perception of the US has improved dramatically in all four major global regions, especially Europe, a region that particularly despised Bush.

http://www.newser.com/story/80486/world-likes-obama-much-more-than-b us h.html
 
2014-02-19 09:10:28 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: e new boss is growing the national debt at TWICE the rate of the old boss, for instance.


Say what?

www.bubblews.com
 
2014-02-19 09:12:32 PM

That Guy Jeff: djkutch: That Guy Jeff: Enigmamf: That Guy Jeff: special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.

Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.

Drone strikes secretly supported by Pakistan due to their military necessity but publicly disavowed because of their popular disapproval: All of them

Oh my god, you're right! That means the people of Pakistan shouldn't hate him. He had their government's secret permission, all better now. And all the killing of civilians, children, and "suspected militants whose names we don't even know but they sure do look terrorist-y from the air" being killed is all OK because he had secret permission. I guess we can all sleep better now knowing that children are being blown to pieces by aerial death robots that have *permission* to be there. The Pakistani people will be relieved, they would hate to have their children killed without permission.

If only Obama had a coalition of something like the "Willing". His death toll could be in the hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians.

Seriously, your are the stupidest motherfarker I've seen on this site in quite some time. Is DIA your sponsor?

How far down you throat do you have to have the "Party Line" cock to not even acknowledge that Obama has killed more people in Pakistan, done more drone strikes in Pakistan, and should be sitting next to Bush in a cell in the Hague?


Bush in a cell? Progress!

Now, explain how drone strikes, ostensibly to save U.S. soldiers boots on the ground, are the same as the total amount of deaths under the Bush Administration.

While you have your apples and oranges out... (hint: apples are red)
 
2014-02-19 09:16:37 PM

djkutch: That Guy Jeff: djkutch: That Guy Jeff: Enigmamf: That Guy Jeff: special20: borg: Is it because most of the world thinks he's a big dick?

No, you're confusing him with the last guy.

Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.

Drone strikes secretly supported by Pakistan due to their military necessity but publicly disavowed because of their popular disapproval: All of them

Oh my god, you're right! That means the people of Pakistan shouldn't hate him. He had their government's secret permission, all better now. And all the killing of civilians, children, and "suspected militants whose names we don't even know but they sure do look terrorist-y from the air" being killed is all OK because he had secret permission. I guess we can all sleep better now knowing that children are being blown to pieces by aerial death robots that have *permission* to be there. The Pakistani people will be relieved, they would hate to have their children killed without permission.

If only Obama had a coalition of something like the "Willing". His death toll could be in the hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians.

Seriously, your are the stupidest motherfarker I've seen on this site in quite some time. Is DIA your sponsor?

How far down you throat do you have to have the "Party Line" cock to not even acknowledge that Obama has killed more people in Pakistan, done more drone strikes in Pakistan, and should be sitting next to Bush in a cell in the Hague?

Bush in a cell? Progress!

Now, explain how drone strikes, ostensibly to save U.S. soldiers boots on the ground, are the same as the total amount of deaths under the Bush Administration.

While you have your apples and oranges out... (hint: apples are red)


Killing brown women and children is totally okay and preferable to putting troops in harm's way.
 
2014-02-19 09:37:44 PM

Nabb1: Killing brown women and children is totally okay and preferable to putting troops in harm's way.


I didn't say that. I'm glad to know how you feel about it. I would like to work for your campaign.
 
2014-02-19 09:42:01 PM

djkutch: Nabb1: Killing brown women and children is totally okay and preferable to putting troops in harm's way.

I didn't say that. I'm glad to know how you feel about it. I would like to work for your campaign.


Oh, how do you rationalize your support for blowing up women and children under this President?
 
2014-02-19 09:51:34 PM
djkutch: You can't criticize this dude for killing people if someone else has killed more.

Alright, no one except whoever has the highest body count can be criticized for their heinous acts. Let's see, that would mean... probably Joseph Stalin wins. Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao, Kim Il-sung, Assad? You're all free to go under djkutch's policy. Only Stalin gets flack because he killed more people.

What a profoundly stupid policy. Put Bush on trial for war crimes. And then put Obama on trial too. They have both committed atrocities.
 
2014-02-19 10:21:40 PM
This article makes no sense to me. I thought if you wanted to be impotent, you had to look impotent.
 
2014-02-19 11:12:27 PM
Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.


Number of Osama bin Ladins found in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 0
Number of Osama bin Ladins found in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 1

I think Barack has the higher score! He wins!
 
2014-02-20 12:41:58 AM

Don't Lag Me Bro: Drone strikes in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 52.
Drone strikes in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 318.

Number of Osama bin Ladins found in Pakistan under George W. Bush: 0
Number of Osama bin Ladins found in Pakistan under Barack H. Obama: 1

I think Barack has the higher score! He wins!


i242.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-20 02:02:31 AM
POTUS, indeed.
 
2014-02-20 09:04:03 AM

tinyarena: [img.fark.net image 252x200]


Thanks Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Obama!

 
2014-02-20 09:09:31 AM

on the road: Why Would I Read the Article: e new boss is growing the national debt at TWICE the rate of the old boss, for instance.

Say what?

[www.bubblews.com image 850x594]


Uh, so you agree with him?
 
2014-02-20 09:20:27 AM
Also consider, the Chinese word for Obama:

奥巴马
(ao ba ma)

Its a common misconception/running gag among Chinese people not familiar with him to think he's a horse because the character "ma" (马) means horse.

/Hung like a 马
 
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