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(Kotaku)   Your barista made a heart in your latte? That's cute   (kotaku.com) divider line 72
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13686 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2014 at 5:10 PM (30 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-19 05:13:28 PM
Oh Japan!
 
2014-02-19 05:14:01 PM
Hey, Rembrandt.  Can I just get a goddamned coffee or are you going to f*cking doodle all the day?
$12 please
Would not recommend this on weekday mornings up and down the Atlantic US
 
2014-02-19 05:14:11 PM
#5 FOR THE WIN!
 
2014-02-19 05:15:14 PM
First image has the tag "The floatingcorpseachino is born. "
 
2014-02-19 05:15:25 PM
Well isn't that special...

Now then, why would you want your latte to look like a dead rat is floating on it?

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2014-02-19 05:16:00 PM
They have bubblejet printers that print a picture on top of your coffee.
 
2014-02-19 05:16:29 PM
I swear to God my cat threw up that exact same thing this morning.
 
2014-02-19 05:16:42 PM

Evil Mackerel: #5 FOR THE WIN!


Maybe it was 7.
 
2014-02-19 05:19:36 PM
If you have not seen "My Neighbor Totoro", or "Spirited Away", I suggest you do so. Then most of these decorations will make sense.... especially Cat Bus. You're really missing out on some good stuff...
 
2014-02-19 05:20:19 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Well isn't that special...

Now then, why would you want your latte to look like a dead rat is floating on it?

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This. I could not do any better but they look uniformly terrible. A standard but well-done heart or fern pattern looks much, MUCH better than any of these. IMHO.
 
2014-02-19 05:20:29 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Hey, Rembrandt.  Can I just get a goddamned coffee or are you going to f*cking doodle all the day?
$12 please
Would not recommend this on weekday mornings up and down the Atlantic US


Coffee, the darkest roast you have and leave room for cream.
Out the door before the next guy even finishes SAYING what he wants...

"Uh, I ordered the Pikachu skinny vanilla latte, extra hot, with sprinkles, this one has Hello Kitty on it."

PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
 
2014-02-19 05:21:28 PM
Luddites!!
 
2014-02-19 05:21:41 PM
When I went to the Guinness factory this last summer; the girl that was bar-tending drew a 3 leafed shamrock in my Guinness' foam. It was pretty freaking cool.
 
2014-02-19 05:22:38 PM
Queue the C&D letters from Hello Kitty's attorneys.
 
2014-02-19 05:22:52 PM
Your barista made a little figurine in your latte? That's cute

www.incrediblethings.com
 
2014-02-19 05:22:53 PM
And that's why I drink beer in the mornings...
 
2014-02-19 05:23:17 PM

iheartscotch: When I went to the Guinness factory this last summer; the girl that was bar-tending drew a 3 leafed shamrock in my Guinness' foam. It was pretty freaking cool.


I once got that in Canada at a bar a long time ago and at the time it about blew my brain. In hindsight I guess it's not really a big deal but the first time it's way cool.
 
2014-02-19 05:25:30 PM
None of you have seen Santorum lay one out in the shape of an elephant, so shut up.
 
2014-02-19 05:25:43 PM
Thanks for spending several minutes on a piece of art I will immediately churn into the coffee it's supposed to be flavoring. I'm sure the metaphor is not lost on either of us.

// actually (*sniff*) I only drink free coffee - at work I have a cup, and at home on the weekends I might have a cup
// and before you say anything, Marge buys the coffee
 
2014-02-19 05:28:11 PM

iheartscotch: the girl that was bar-tending drew a 3 leafed shamrock in my Guinness' foam.

I guess you didn't get lucky?
 
2014-02-19 05:28:46 PM
Neither I nor my GIRLFRIEND understand most of these.
 
2014-02-19 05:29:20 PM

Joe Peanut: Your barista made a little figurine in your latte? That's cute


Now that is art.
 
2014-02-19 05:29:35 PM
Don't eat the yellow snow foam
 
2014-02-19 05:31:25 PM
Clearly this guy needs to be assassinated... preferably by his own students. 

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2014-02-19 05:32:16 PM
This is one of the many reasons I get coffee at 7-11.
 
2014-02-19 05:32:24 PM

iheartscotch: When I went to the Guinness factory this last summer; the girl that was bar-tending drew a 3 leafed shamrock in my Guinness' foam. It was pretty freaking cool.


What? If I *don't* get a shamrock in my Guinness foam, I send it back, no matter where I am.
 
2014-02-19 05:33:01 PM
I just picture a sad little Japanese art barista shedding a single tear whenever somebody orders a plain black coffee.
 
2014-02-19 05:33:26 PM
eatthattoast.com
 
2014-02-19 05:34:43 PM
Wow that's great. Then they go to the back room and cry when they remember they still only make $7/hr.
Maybe get a useful skill and you won't have to make foam figures in coffee for a living.
 
2014-02-19 05:36:19 PM
Just buy a box of Peeps and save money.
 
2014-02-19 05:36:59 PM
Black coffee understands the emptiness that is life and offers nothing.
 
2014-02-19 05:41:29 PM

tricycleracer: Black coffee understands the emptiness that is life and offers nothing.


Nah, man you got that wrong. Black coffee understands that you need to be a hard charging go getter take no prisoners kind of guy. It ain't got no time for all that fancy ass milk and sugar and shiat.
 
2014-02-19 05:46:36 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

Nailed it!
 
2014-02-19 05:55:46 PM
Catbus!
 
2014-02-19 05:56:43 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

Asked for coffee, not a contract dammit.
 
2014-02-19 06:00:58 PM
Another useless Gawker Media "article".

/also, meh; it looks like they just put on a lot of foam and then airbrushed it
 
2014-02-19 06:01:26 PM
Those are really really cute. They're also not lattes.
 
2014-02-19 06:04:10 PM
Use #102:

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2014-02-19 06:07:58 PM
That's nice.

House coffee. Black.
 
2014-02-19 07:04:24 PM
s28.postimg.org
 
2014-02-19 07:14:56 PM
Not impressed. My cappuccino comes with a picture of labia on top.

www.colourbox.com
 
2014-02-19 07:20:14 PM

Gordon Bennett: Not impressed. My cappuccino comes with a picture of labia on top.


A man's or a woman's?

/obscure?
 
2014-02-19 07:20:15 PM
Clowns in your coffee, clowns in your coffee...

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2014-02-19 07:34:07 PM
Me to that barista: "Are you finished farking with my coffee yet? I'd like to drink it while it's still above room temperature".
 
2014-02-19 07:41:43 PM

brap: I just picture a sad little Japanese art barista shedding a single tear whenever somebody orders a plain black coffee.


Whenever I get coffee from any establishment that's exactly what I ask for; large black coffee. I'm not there to play name games with types and sizes.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-19 07:42:07 PM

Joe Peanut: Your barista made a little figurine in your latte? That's cute

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Wonderful. My coffee has a frigging Salvador Dali Theme. Prissy-ass barista. Just make me my goddamned drip, will ya?
 
2014-02-19 07:48:46 PM

Joe Peanut: Your barista made a little figurine in your latte? That's cute

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You can't get that at your standard coffee house, you have to go visit the Salvador Deli.
 
2014-02-19 07:49:06 PM
who the hell even drinks coffee? barf-o-rama
 
2014-02-19 07:59:20 PM
What a rip-off. You can get the virtual coffee (empty cup) for $3.
 
2014-02-19 08:02:49 PM

a particular individual: Clowns in your coffee, clowns in your coffee...

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I was thinking "KISS really IS marketing everything..."
 
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