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2014-02-19 02:31:49 PM
What damn T-shirt?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-19 02:38:42 PM

Klaumbaz: What damn T-shirt?


It's on the second page - "F*ck you, you f*ckin' f*ck" -name of a place in New Orleans-
 
2014-02-19 02:39:41 PM
Apropos sidler
abovethelaw.com
 
2014-02-19 02:39:41 PM

433: Klaumbaz: What damn T-shirt?

It's on the second page - "F*ck you, you f*ckin' f*ck" -name of a place in New Orleans-


Multiple pages?

community.us.playstation.com
 
2014-02-19 02:40:34 PM

Klaumbaz: What damn T-shirt?


On page 2.  It's a stand New Orleans "Heh-heh, my mom's gonna FREAK!" Spring Break purchase.  To wit:

F*ck you

you f*ckin' f*cks

New Orleans - Bourbon St.

It's from an Ashley Morris blog post on post-Katrina asshattery.
 
2014-02-19 02:40:36 PM

433: Klaumbaz: What damn T-shirt?

It's on the second page - "F*ck you, you f*ckin' f*ck" -name of a place in New Orleans-

Welcome to Noo Yawk
 
2014-02-19 02:40:47 PM
That case sounds like it would actually be worthwhile to be on jury duty for, just for the entertainment value.
 
2014-02-19 02:41:45 PM

Anayalator: 433: Klaumbaz: What damn T-shirt?

It's on the second page - "F*ck you, you f*ckin' f*ck" -name of a place in New Orleans-

Multiple pages?

[community.us.playstation.com image 480x330]


Preach it, brother!
 
2014-02-19 02:42:04 PM
That picture of him taking an oath while wearing sunglasses and a profane t-shirt is KILLING me.

I'm looking at his cap--is that a medical insignia on it? What is it?
 
2014-02-19 02:42:58 PM
Isn't that pretty much how all texans act at all times, especially when they leave their fundamentalist hellhole to travel abroad in 'murca?
 
2014-02-19 02:43:20 PM
"You are out of bounds, and I am going to put you back in bounds. Man to man."

I, too, wouldn't mind jury duty for this case.
 
2014-02-19 02:43:37 PM
Sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

/fark
//Whar Texas tag?
 
2014-02-19 02:45:01 PM
Texans!
 
2014-02-19 02:45:03 PM
Your honor, point of order. Could we please get some NSFW labels up in here. Thank you, your honor. Amen.
 
2014-02-19 02:45:39 PM
In other news, abovethelaw.com has an "Anal Sex / Butt Sex" tag.
 
2014-02-19 02:45:40 PM
Doubtless, the jury will be swayed by his charm and wit. A class act all the way
 
2014-02-19 02:46:06 PM
Why don't we give Texas back to Mexico . Problem solved
 
2014-02-19 02:46:57 PM

neongoats: Isn't that pretty much how all texans act at all times, especially when they leave their fundamentalist hellhole to travel abroad in 'murca?


Is someone from Ohio seriously talking smack about another state? That's rich!

/Not from either Texas or Ohio
 
2014-02-19 02:47:38 PM
"Are you gay?"
"Are you going to answer my question?"
"Are you going to answer mine. Are you gay?"
Better than any episode of Law and Order!
 
2014-02-19 02:47:39 PM

Anayalator: 433: Klaumbaz: What damn T-shirt?

It's on the second page - "F*ck you, you f*ckin' f*ck" -name of a place in New Orleans-

Multiple pages?

[community.us.playstation.com image 480x330]


So page 3 is out of the question?
 
2014-02-19 02:49:08 PM
He stole that T-shirt from Deb Morgan!

/not as good as the story I read the other day about George Soros' ex punching him in the head during a deposition.
 
2014-02-19 02:50:32 PM
I'm still not getting it...

Had he actually committed a crime?

Well,... had he committed one BEFORE the deposition started I mean.
 
2014-02-19 02:50:45 PM
Google "Geary  Trigleth" to see his recommendation of a Russian bride web site (or maybe Russian escorts).

I am shocked, shocked that no woman in America wants this guy.
 
2014-02-19 02:51:00 PM
Boondock Saints - Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
 
2014-02-19 02:51:46 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: I'm still not getting it...

Had he actually committed a crime?

Well,... had he committed one BEFORE the deposition started I mean.


If my glancing skim over is accurate, this was the PLAINTIFF.
 
2014-02-19 02:51:51 PM
What a crappy article... In the first place, that didn't need to be strung across 3 farking pages. In the second place, that was all farking over the place. For the TL;DR people out there, some guy was a confrontational asshole when being deposed, and it got a greenlight.
 
2014-02-19 02:53:39 PM
TrixieDelite

I'm looking at his cap--is that a medical insignia on it? What is it?

It's a logo for Breitling watches.
 
2014-02-19 02:55:05 PM

pottie: Why don't we give Texas back to Mexico . Problem solved


Mexico couldn't keep Texas on a leash the first time around. Do you really think Mexico could keep it from running around the neighborhood, digging up Old Man Canada's flower garden and peeing on Guatemala's swing-set? We need to keep Texas for its own good.
 
2014-02-19 02:55:18 PM
Doesn't sound like the guy has many options but mail-order chicks. Gotta think the mail-order chick would be happier in Vladivostok, or whatever.
 
2014-02-19 02:55:25 PM

jaytkay: Google "Geary  Trigleth" to see his recommendation of a Russian bride web site (or maybe Russian escorts).

I am shocked, shocked that no woman in America wants this guy.


Oh they want him. He's just too good for them. He has denied them his essence for years, struggling to protect the purity of his natural fluids. You see the last time he was with an American woman, he felt a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness...
 
2014-02-19 02:55:53 PM
Lip Gallagher wants his shirt back. That is  so two weeks ago.
 
2014-02-19 02:57:29 PM
abovethelaw.com
This is actually pretty good deflection, and might have been the right strategy, depending on the circumstances. If you're going to lose by playing by the rules, why not stir some shiat up and see what happens?

Where was I on the night of the 17th? Farking your wife. Where were  you, officer?
 
2014-02-19 02:58:38 PM
I'm not really sure WTF I just read.  So I'm gonna post this to make me feel better.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-19 02:58:49 PM
'S'why we have "miles and miles of Texas";  to contain all the awesome that happens here..
 
2014-02-19 02:58:52 PM

TrixieDelite: I'm looking at his cap--is that a medical insignia on it? What is it?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-19 02:59:04 PM

jaytkay: Google "Geary  Trigleth" to see his recommendation of a Russian bride web site (or maybe Russian escorts).

I am shocked, shocked that no woman in America wants this guy.


I didn't find that link, but I learned that Trigleth is a crook who rips people off over oil leases and lies about it. What a surprise.
 
2014-02-19 03:00:03 PM
so does he get to keep the Russian bride or not?!
 
2014-02-19 03:00:39 PM

Mikey1969: What a crappy article... In the first place, that didn't need to be strung across 3 farking pages. In the second place, that was all farking over the place. For the TL;DR people out there, some guy was a confrontational asshole when being deposed, and it got a greenlight.


Click count, same reason as slideshows.

The guy does sound like a rabid schmuck though. There's a couple bars I pass on the way home, I'd just love to see him run his mouth like that to the customers. He'd be able to carry his teeth around in a baggie.
 
2014-02-19 03:02:12 PM

Gecko Gingrich: TrixieDelite: I'm looking at his cap--is that a medical insignia on it? What is it?

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So, he not only WEARS garish watches for rich douchebags, he wears their merch. Quelle surprise.
 
2014-02-19 03:02:31 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Klaumbaz: What damn T-shirt?

On page 2.  It's a stand New Orleans "Heh-heh, my mom's gonna FREAK!" Spring Break purchase.  To wit:F*ck youyou f*ckin' f*cksNew Orleans - Bourbon St.It's from an Ashley Morris blog post on post-Katrina asshattery.


>F*ck you Houston and Atlanta. No matter how many of our residents you steal, how many of our events you pilfer, you still ain't got no culture.

She sounds like a perfect example of Old Money and breeding - educated in the most genteel manner with good graces and civility. Touche' Mademoiselle.
 
2014-02-19 03:06:20 PM
What was the purpose of this deposition?  I still don't understand.  Trigleth was asked about a completely separate case where $20k of his money was held by Texas Capital Bank and he sued to get it back and won.
Amidst objections, Little wanted it on the deposition record what the money was intended for but couldn't get Trigleth to say it and instead received an angry subject who escalated until the deposition was delayed?
I think I need the bigger, surrounding stories and law-like explanation of what Little was trying to do here before I can determine what the heck happened here.
 
2014-02-19 03:08:02 PM
armedrobbery.files.wordpress.com
You're the vulgarian, you fark.
 
2014-02-19 03:08:13 PM
Typical liberal.  Try to argue a point with him and he calls you names.
 
2014-02-19 03:08:30 PM

xxmedium: Benevolent Misanthrope: Klaumbaz: What damn T-shirt?

On page 2.  It's a stand New Orleans "Heh-heh, my mom's gonna FREAK!" Spring Break purchase.  To wit:F*ck youyou f*ckin' f*cksNew Orleans - Bourbon St.It's from an Ashley Morris blog post on post-Katrina asshattery.

>F*ck you Houston and Atlanta. No matter how many of our residents you steal, how many of our events you pilfer, you still ain't got no culture.

She sounds like a perfect example of Old Money and breeding - educated in the most genteel manner with good graces and civility. Touche' Mademoiselle.


I was going to comment on that exact line as well. I hate to break it to her, but Houston didn't "steal" any NOLA residents. The sentiment is that Katrina is the greatest natural disaster that ever hit Houston.
 
2014-02-19 03:09:28 PM
I bet this guy is J. Edgar Hoover Jr.

Overcompensation will give you up.
 
2014-02-19 03:09:38 PM
So a typical Texican has a day in court - what's your point?
 
2014-02-19 03:10:27 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-02-19 03:12:08 PM
wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-02-19 03:13:14 PM

thy crotch: so does he get to keep the Russian bride or not?!


It was a total racket. The damned thing was already dead when the crate finally showed up!
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-19 03:13:40 PM
Toll Booth Willie.
 
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