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(Chicago Trib)   Four students injured in the latest high school mass-hot chocolate explosion   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 57
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2014-02-19 03:15:09 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if the teachers had been armed with marshmallows.
 
2014-02-19 03:40:57 PM  
Were any sexy things injured?
 
2014-02-19 03:50:06 PM  
I move away from the mic to apply Bactine.
 
2014-02-19 03:56:04 PM  
translation: some moron didn't know how to work a gas stove and turned it on without lighting it, the gas cloud eventually ignited
 
2014-02-19 04:08:02 PM  
No word on how many students sustained injuries to their tongues and the roofs of their mouths.
 
2014-02-19 04:08:07 PM  
They manage to start a fire making hot chocolate?
 
2014-02-19 04:09:43 PM  
An ambulance showed up and gave them blankets and hot cocoa.
 
2014-02-19 04:10:20 PM  
This is why hot chocolate should be better regulated, and not allowed on school grounds.
 
2014-02-19 04:10:29 PM  
Well, turn the counter back to zero. AGAIN!
 
2014-02-19 04:10:39 PM  
BEWM

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2014-02-19 04:11:28 PM  
"No chemicals were involved in the fire. "

How is it possible to have a fire without chemicals?
 
2014-02-19 04:11:40 PM  
Mass Hot Chocolate Explosion is going to be the name of my Sly and the Family Stone cover band.
 
2014-02-19 04:11:45 PM  
Domestic terrorism?! Seekret muslum sleeper cell?!!!
 
2014-02-19 04:12:59 PM  

FunkOut: They manage to start a fire making hot chocolate?


Makes you wonder what happens when they actually allow those kids near a microwave.
 
2014-02-19 04:15:02 PM  
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2014-02-19 04:15:14 PM  

FunkOut: They manage to start a fire making hot chocolate?


And that's the College Prep school!
 
2014-02-19 04:16:17 PM  
Mass Hot Chocolate Explosion?  is that what they are calling the end results of a norovirus epidemic?
 
2014-02-19 04:16:23 PM  
If you outlaw chocolate, only outlaws will have access of chocolate...
 
2014-02-19 04:17:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: This is why hot chocolate should be better regulated, and not allowed on school grounds.


Why dont you move to Somalia if you love deadly assault hot chocolate so much?
 
2014-02-19 04:20:11 PM  
So I yelled "FIRE".
 
2014-02-19 04:23:44 PM  
Was someone cooking meth in chemestry class?
 
2014-02-19 04:23:58 PM  
The Brown Note strikes again!
 
2014-02-19 04:24:41 PM  
Only if authorities would allow concealed chocolate permits.
 
2014-02-19 04:27:35 PM  

that1guy77: Only if authorities would allow concealed chocolate permits.


They can take my skid marks when they pry it out of my cold, dead ass
 
2014-02-19 04:27:44 PM  
Sounds like someone finally got fed up with hot cocoa sampler boxes.
 
2014-02-19 04:28:47 PM  
No chemicals were involved in the fire.
Odd I was always (well at least since 3rd grade) under the impression that fire was a chemical reaction.

/// but then again I went to a school that actually flunked the idiots and didn't pass out "I participated" medals.
 
2014-02-19 04:30:22 PM  
Here is my complete lack of shock that students at Northside don't understand how to heat a beverage on a stove. Entitled little farks.
 
2014-02-19 04:31:01 PM  
So much for the boot legging career.
 
2014-02-19 04:31:40 PM  
I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate.

/probably too obscure for the younger crowd.
 
2014-02-19 04:34:15 PM  

FunkOut: They manage to start a fire making hot chocolate?


static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-19 04:37:09 PM  
 
2014-02-19 04:38:13 PM  
Do you believe in miracles?!?!?
 
2014-02-19 04:39:41 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: Here is my complete lack of shock that students at Northside don't understand how to heat a beverage on a stove. Entitled little farks.


this
 
2014-02-19 04:41:02 PM  

nklb: "No chemicals were involved in the fire. "

How is it possible to have a fire without chemicals?


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-19 04:43:05 PM  

gopher321: I move away from the mic to apply Bactine.


Gold.
 
2014-02-19 04:43:36 PM  
Never trust Draco Malfoy's kid in potions. Ever.
 
2014-02-19 04:47:56 PM  
I hope the two holding hands are brother and sister. Freshman-Senior romances always screamed Pedophile to me.

www.trbimg.com
 
2014-02-19 04:50:11 PM  
Jesum, My neighbor's 8 year old can cook his own meals on a gas stove, a wood stove, and on an open fire.
this includes omelettes and grilled cheese,and yes, even hot cocoa.

"First rule of the fire = Don't fall in the fire" He learned to recite this as soon as he could walk and talk.
He will learn how to light a fire with flint and steel, and even with a battery and steel wool.
 
2014-02-19 04:50:36 PM  

FunkOut: They manage to start a fire making hot chocolate?


As someone in the culinary industry... job security.
 
2014-02-19 04:52:22 PM  
They should sue the school for having fire that is way too hot.
 
2014-02-19 04:52:29 PM  

FnkyTwn: I hope the two holding hands are brother and sister. Freshman-Senior romances always screamed Pedophile to me.

[www.trbimg.com image 600x400]


Yeh, I was one of those.
I'm 57 and she's 52 now
How creepy.
We're still pals, too.
 
2014-02-19 04:56:08 PM  
Sort of gives new meaning to 'Death By Chocolate'
 
2014-02-19 04:58:50 PM  

vudukungfu: FnkyTwn: I hope the two holding hands are brother and sister. Freshman-Senior romances always screamed Pedophile to me.

[www.trbimg.com image 600x400]

Yeh, I was one of those.
I'm 57 and she's 52 now
How creepy.
We're still pals, too.



Soooo you were 17 and she was 12?  Thanks for making my point for me Pedo.
 
2014-02-19 04:59:04 PM  
No one is gonna comment that the author is Rosemary, the photographer was souffle?
/any other food puns?
 
2014-02-19 05:03:17 PM  

farkingismybusiness:


That should have been within 5 posts. Fark I am disappoint.
 
2014-02-19 05:12:14 PM  

FunkOut: They manage to start a fire making hot chocolate?


In an issue of GI Joe Special Forces they show you how to blow up a tank with only some cans of powdered cocoa.

It helps to be cuckoo for coco puffs
 
2014-02-19 05:14:35 PM  
Came for the sampler reference,
Found it.
Going away happy now.
 
2014-02-19 05:14:56 PM  

FnkyTwn: I hope the two holding hands are brother and sister. Freshman-Senior romances always screamed Pedophile to me.

[www.trbimg.com image 600x400]


So, OK, a brother and sister romance is better than a freshman-senior romance, huh?  Now we know the ground rules.
 
2014-02-19 05:22:30 PM  
"No chemicals were involved in the fire. "

Free energy!
 
2014-02-19 05:24:41 PM  
It's like chocolate rain?
 
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