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(Some Guy)   A real man doesn't ask for directions. A real man wouldn't get lost in a mall either   (panarabiaenquirer.com) divider line 10
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2014-02-19 12:32:17 PM  
4 votes:
I believe the Purgatory is a mall from which you can never escape. Hell is the same thing except it's always the week before Christmas.
2014-02-19 02:23:06 PM  
2 votes:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Anne.Uumellmahaye: I got lost in a mall in Indianapolis just a gew weeks ago. There were escalators everywhere and not a map to be found. I sat in one spot, texted my teenage cousin to come help, she found me and returned me back to safety. I never should've wandered off alone in the first place.

I don't know how long a "gew week" is, but I'm pretty sure...


I'm gewish, it's all good.
2014-02-19 02:23:00 PM  
2 votes:

FDR Jones: I lose my bearings in a Walmart every once in a while.


That happens to me whenever I go into a Bass Pro. I just want to buy a few things for my wife, but I black out and wake up in the parking lot with 3 guns, a bunch of camouflaged clothes, and a bass boat.
2014-02-19 02:07:54 PM  
2 votes:

cgraves67: Sybarite: I believe the Purgatory is a mall from which you can never escape. Hell is the same thing except it's always the week before Christmas.

And your feet hurt and there's always one more store she has to go to.


And you're carrying her purse
2014-02-19 02:03:40 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: I believe the Purgatory is a mall from which you can never escape. Hell is the same thing except it's always the week before Christmas.


And your feet hurt and there's always one more store she has to go to.
2014-02-20 12:12:15 AM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: Really rugged men do not go to the mall.  Real men do not venture far into the bowels of a mall; I can be spotted sitting on a bench outside the pizza place while my wife explores the mall.


I used to hang out on those benches, til people started freaking out and security was all like, "put your clothes on you weirdo, where the hell do you think you are!" and I was like, "chill man, I'm just trying to relax", and they were like, "we're gonna call the cops, you freak!", and blah blah blah... So I don't go to that mall anymore. Uptight people just get me down.
2014-02-19 02:43:11 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com


Knows how he feels.
2014-02-19 01:17:01 PM  
1 votes:

exick: Sybarite: I believe the Purgatory is a mall from which you can never escape. Hell is the same thing except it's always the week before Christmas.

It's the week before Christmas and you're always directly in between a Cinnabon and a Mongolian bbq place, so you have to smell both together.


Let us not forget the muzak.  The Christmas muzak.
2014-02-19 12:47:54 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: I believe the Purgatory is a mall from which you can never escape. Hell is the same thing except it's always the week before Christmas.


It's the week before Christmas and you're always directly in between a Cinnabon and a Mongolian bbq place, so you have to smell both together.
2014-02-19 12:20:38 PM  
1 votes:
Really rugged men do not go to the mall.  Real men do not venture far into the bowels of a mall; I can be spotted sitting on a bench outside the pizza place while my wife explores the mall.
 
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