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(Some Guy)   A real man doesn't ask for directions. A real man wouldn't get lost in a mall either   (panarabiaenquirer.com) divider line 6
    More: Satire, Dubai, shopping trolley, Dubai mall  
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3714 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2014 at 2:00 PM (44 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-19 02:39:06 PM  
1 votes:
According to Zento, he lost his partner three months into their drift because she refused to eat any more Baskin Robbins.
For days, I felt like dying. I couldn't take it anymore. Another pop-up Swatch stand very nearly finished me off...
Even when going for the supposedly salad options or leaving the sliced gherkin in the burger...


Fun with non sequitirs, people, nothing to see here, move along.

And so begins the first experiment with a computer generated news "story". Unfortunately, the finished product is not yet ready for prime time.
2014-02-19 02:24:13 PM  
1 votes:
Why would a man need directions in a mall, especially on a Friday night?  Just follow some middle school girls around.
/didn't even go to the mall at Christmas last year
//subby's submission is not real
2014-02-19 02:15:15 PM  
1 votes:
I got lost in a mall in Indianapolis just a gew weeks ago. There were escalators everywhere and not a map to be found. I sat in one spot, texted my teenage cousin to come help, she found me and returned me back to safety. I never should've wandered off alone in the first place.
2014-02-19 02:14:40 PM  
1 votes:

offacue: cgraves67: Sybarite: I believe the Purgatory is a mall from which you can never escape. Hell is the same thing except it's always the week before Christmas.

And your feet hurt and there's always one more store she has to go to.

And you're carrying her purse


And the kids, stroller, and bags. Thankfully, she's got your balls in her purse, but oh wait, we've already established you're carrying that. Thank god you left your dignity at the door, you might get overwhelmed.
2014-02-19 02:07:54 PM  
1 votes:

cgraves67: Sybarite: I believe the Purgatory is a mall from which you can never escape. Hell is the same thing except it's always the week before Christmas.

And your feet hurt and there's always one more store she has to go to.


And you're carrying her purse
2014-02-19 12:32:17 PM  
1 votes:
I believe the Purgatory is a mall from which you can never escape. Hell is the same thing except it's always the week before Christmas.
 
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