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(DNA Info)   Scientists find an old douche in City Hall. Did not have to look too hard   (dnainfo.com) divider line 16
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2014-02-19 01:18:14 PM  
The discovery drove Geiger, an anthropology masters student at Hunter College, deep into research about the unusual topic of the early years of douching

I'm really hoping Ken Burns tackles this.
 
2014-02-19 01:19:37 PM  
Some headlines just write themselves.
 
2014-02-19 02:51:01 PM  
something something your mom something something
 
2014-02-19 02:59:40 PM  
The team found also found a second douche, but it wasn't completely intact. The artifacts are currently in storage.

It Belongs In A Museum!
 
2014-02-19 03:13:47 PM  

cretinbob: something something your mom something something


"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio"
 
2014-02-19 03:31:51 PM  

Tergiversada: cretinbob: something something your mom something something

"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio"


3guys1movie.com
 
2014-02-19 03:34:46 PM  

chitownmike: The team found also found a second douche, but it wasn't completely intact. The artifacts are currently in storage.

It Belongs In A Museum!


I'm sure it's being handled by top men.
 
2014-02-19 03:56:48 PM  
There's an old douche in Chicago's City Hall - Rahm Emanuel.
 
2014-02-19 04:11:52 PM  
I hate to think they were trying to grind spices with it.
 
2014-02-19 04:19:41 PM  
Did someone wrap it up in the middle of the night?
 
2014-02-19 04:39:00 PM  
The early incarnation of a douche - a hollow, cylinder with small holes at its top made from unidentified mammal bone - was found in a massive heap of buried garbage that dates back to between 1803 and 1815, Loorya said.
The centuries-old trash, in a pile found three feet underground and extending to a depth of about six feet was also filled with liquor bottles and various items associated with food waste, suggesting it may have all came from one celebratory event, Loorya said.


Must have been one hell of a party.
 
2014-02-19 05:30:27 PM  
Is it strange that I thought this was another article about Rob Ford?
 
2014-02-19 07:33:08 PM  

Tergiversada: cretinbob: something something your mom something something

"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio"


I've often wondered, is that where the idea of calling someone a douchebag originated?  It was the first time I heard it, although, it surely could have predated that line.
 
2014-02-19 08:47:58 PM  
The vagina is a self cleaning oven. You should not be douching ladies. Your pH levels will thank you.
 
2014-02-20 08:07:35 AM  

tripleseven: Tergiversada: cretinbob: something something your mom something something

"I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio"

I've often wondered, is that where the idea of calling someone a douchebag originated?  It was the first time I heard it, although, it surely could have predated that line.



"The trouble with you, Pete," the voice that did not seem to come with him but from that cigaret said savagely, "is that you can't see further than that douchebag nose of yours."

- From Here to Eternity, 1951

"...not like that f***in douchebag he was with ..."

- Last Exit to Brooklyn, 1964
 
2014-02-20 10:11:46 AM  
Gosh-darn it, Subby, I just cleaned my monitor screen!

/does Fark have a Headline of the Day contest?
 
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