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(Short List)   Your scrotal seam is a labia and four other terrifying things about the male body   (shortlist.com) divider line 31
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21551 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2014 at 12:22 PM (26 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-19 12:25:04 PM
14 votes:
If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??
2014-02-19 12:37:09 PM
9 votes:

poot_rootbeer: "Labia" is the plural form, dummy.


Please don't give Subby any lip. There's a vas deferens in quality between Subby's headline and the usual package of submissions you find swinging around in here.
2014-02-19 12:28:23 PM
9 votes:
That "sexually indifferent gonadal ridge" JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!
2014-02-19 01:15:23 PM
5 votes:
Not a bunch of difference between boy and girl infants. The real differences start at puberty- when the boys suddenly get stronger, more hair, and a permanent 30% boost in earning power.
2014-02-19 12:28:45 PM
5 votes:
Well, that explains why I'm constantly scratching my balls.
2014-02-19 12:42:44 PM
4 votes:
That's OK, just as long as I don't have nipp......OH MY GOD!
2014-02-19 12:56:07 PM
3 votes:
Scrotes Magotes.
2014-02-19 12:20:08 PM
3 votes:
My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.
2014-02-19 03:58:57 PM
2 votes:
your gender is neutral for about the first 1/2 of your gestation. the exact same parts either become female or male...the ovaries are essentially the same organs as the testicles, the penis is essentially the same as the clitoris, etc

Wait, wait....so if I don't believe that the clitoris exists, and the penis is essentially the same as the clitoris...

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2014-02-19 01:34:33 PM
2 votes:

loaba: It's all the same stuff, just put together differently.


Oh I get it, like Taco Bell.
2014-02-19 12:57:06 PM
2 votes:
I read that as "scrotal steam", and yes, that is terrifying.
2014-02-19 12:31:43 PM
2 votes:

MadCat221: On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?


That's where the beer goes.
2014-02-19 12:28:59 PM
2 votes:
And it expects a goodnight kiss right on the lip.

Just the lip.
2014-02-19 05:41:32 PM
1 votes:

trappedspirit: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

Because if there were a designer we would all be invulnerable armored mecha with perfect exoskeletons and capable of running 100 mph for 2 days straight.


Right, like roaches.

/big ones are unpleasant to squish
2014-02-19 03:38:16 PM
1 votes:
Not my scrotal seam! it's just one big stretch mark caused by enormus balls. amiright?
2014-02-19 03:16:11 PM
1 votes:

Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.


And Men....with nipples!

thecriticalcritics.com
2014-02-19 02:33:54 PM
1 votes:
Has anyone seen my pen?
www.baronbob.com
2014-02-19 01:27:53 PM
1 votes:
Hell yeah mines as big as my pen.

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2014-02-19 01:18:59 PM
1 votes:

legion_of_doo: No Such Agency: legion_of_doo: No Such Agency: Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.

Having discovered "giant labia porn" by accident* one night, I'd say you probably do, and that's not a bad thing. You can probably sit on deck chairs with full confidence, for example.

* well, the porn part wasn't an accident, I'll admit

You know you were looking at the biological equivalent of a dude's nut sack.

Omg I feel over 9000% gayer already. I... I... remember looking at the equivalent of a man's nipples once too. It all makes so much sense; so if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the nearest Pottery Barn with a tastefully-decorated glory hole.

I know i am going to slap a rainbow sticker on the back of my Subaru & settle in for an evening of Olympic figure skating after reading this science shiat.


Works for me.

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2014-02-19 01:07:13 PM
1 votes:

legion_of_doo: No Such Agency: Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.

Having discovered "giant labia porn" by accident* one night, I'd say you probably do, and that's not a bad thing. You can probably sit on deck chairs with full confidence, for example.

* well, the porn part wasn't an accident, I'll admit

You know you were looking at the biological equivalent of a dude's nut sack.


Omg I feel over 9000% gayer already. I... I... remember looking at the equivalent of a man's nipples once too. It all makes so much sense; so if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the nearest Pottery Barn with a tastefully-decorated glory hole.
2014-02-19 01:06:25 PM
1 votes:

Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.


I thought it was an argument for a cruel designer who hates us, like the Duck-Billed Platypus and the WNBA.
2014-02-19 12:57:36 PM
1 votes:

No Such Agency: Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.

Having discovered "giant labia porn" by accident* one night, I'd say you probably do, and that's not a bad thing. You can probably sit on deck chairs with full confidence, for example.

* well, the porn part wasn't an accident, I'll admit


You know you were looking at the biological equivalent of a dude's nut sack.
2014-02-19 12:56:27 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??


Maybe for you, Trebek.
2014-02-19 12:45:36 PM
1 votes:

Ker_Thwap: Are we sure the labia isn't a scrotal seam?


I BET U R FROM THE PATRIARCHY!
2014-02-19 12:43:45 PM
1 votes:
I'm all man! I have no scrotum.
2014-02-19 12:43:13 PM
1 votes:

Ker_Thwap: Are we sure the labia isn't a scrotal seam?


they are...just ripped that sucker right open!
2014-02-19 12:40:35 PM
1 votes:

bungle_jr: after skimming the headlines within this "article", i have to say NO you weren't "once a woman". you were a non-gendered embryo. the tissue was there to either become a female or a male. women weren't "once a man", and men weren't "once a woman" in the womb.

and TECHNICALLY your seam isn't labia...it's the same tissue that would've become labia had you been born female.


Yeah, yeah, just like we weren't once apes, but share a common ancestor with apes.  Most people don't care about the distinction.
2014-02-19 12:39:37 PM
1 votes:
BALDNESS KEEPS YOU SAFE and makes you attractive to lions

So, I got that going for me.

Which is nice.
2014-02-19 12:33:42 PM
1 votes:
Idiots.  The biro is the round barreled model.

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2014-02-19 12:30:15 PM
1 votes:
I guess it would be terrifying to people who don't understand basic human biology and how babby is fromed.
2014-02-19 12:25:38 PM
1 votes:
Mine's a Ford
 
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