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(Short List)   Your scrotal seam is a labia and four other terrifying things about the male body   (shortlist.com) divider line 16
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21561 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2014 at 12:22 PM (31 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-19 12:09:07 PM
8 votes:
How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.
2014-02-19 12:32:40 PM
3 votes:
"Labia" is the plural form, dummy.
2014-02-19 12:37:09 PM
2 votes:

poot_rootbeer: "Labia" is the plural form, dummy.


Please don't give Subby any lip. There's a vas deferens in quality between Subby's headline and the usual package of submissions you find swinging around in here.
2014-02-19 12:36:34 PM
2 votes:
after skimming the headlines within this "article", i have to say NO you weren't "once a woman". you were a non-gendered embryo. the tissue was there to either become a female or a male. women weren't "once a man", and men weren't "once a woman" in the womb.

and TECHNICALLY your seam isn't labia...it's the same tissue that would've become labia had you been born female.
2014-02-19 12:24:47 PM
2 votes:
OMG! The male and female versions of the human body are not polar opposites!!!1!1!
2014-02-19 12:23:43 PM
2 votes:
A:  Who didn't know that?

B:

factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.


What he said.
2014-02-19 09:12:48 PM
1 votes:

trappedspirit: Far Cough: trappedspirit: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

Because if there were a designer we would all be invulnerable armored mecha with perfect exoskeletons and capable of running 100 mph for 2 days straight.

Right, like roaches.

/big ones are unpleasant to squish

I thought you were arguing that vulnerabilities proved no designer?  Does that mean we would have to be invulnerable for you to buy that designer business?


What? There's no designer because there's exactly zero evidence of one and zero need for one to explain anything. "Because magic" is the refuge of morons. Dicks are just funny icing on the cake.
2014-02-19 01:26:17 PM
1 votes:
No shiat, subby. The "base template" for the human body is female. That's how you wind up with [C]AIS ([Complete] Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome) where a genetically male body doesn't develop male characteristics because it doesn't recognize the hormonal triggers that would cause the changes.
2014-02-19 01:05:53 PM
1 votes:
no, you were never a woman. genetics does not work that way. in fact, women are missing missing something. kthnx for playing.
2014-02-19 12:43:45 PM
1 votes:
I'm all man! I have no scrotum.
2014-02-19 12:39:33 PM
1 votes:

Needlessly Complicated: Slaxl: factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.

Subby is easily scared. He or she should look up penile de-gloving.

/I just googled it to make sure that was the correct term. I want to cry now.

Oh dear God.

That's enough internet for today.

/glad I'm a chick and I just... bleed for 5 days every month instead
//god damn it.


I shall remain in blissful ignorance of that.  I will file it along with "blue waffle" among "things to never google."
2014-02-19 12:35:40 PM
1 votes:
www.astro.com
2014-02-19 12:33:42 PM
1 votes:
Idiots.  The biro is the round barreled model.

img.fark.net
2014-02-19 12:27:37 PM
1 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: A:  Who didn't know that?

B:

factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.

What he said.


these

i, personally, have known this for probably 30 of my 38 years.

your gender is neutral for about the first 1/2 of your gestation. the exact same parts either become female or male...the ovaries are essentially the same organs as the testicles, the penis is essentially the same as the clitoris, etc
2014-02-19 12:26:53 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, did subby's insurance not cover his annual cootie shots or something?  I feel the need to mock him some more.
2014-02-19 12:25:04 PM
1 votes:
If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??
 
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