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(Short List)   Your scrotal seam is a labia and four other terrifying things about the male body   (shortlist.com) divider line 165
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2014-02-19 08:55:38 PM  

FunkOut: utah dude: no, you were never a woman. genetics does not work that way. in fact, women are missing missing something. kthnx for playing.

Women are missing a Y chromosome. Men are missing a second copy of the X chromosome that gives back up copies of genes in case the first X is corrupted, which causes a higher rate of death for embryos in males.



Men are missing one leg off an X chromosome. When this X is corrupted in this way, a male is born.
 
2014-02-19 09:10:53 PM  

jrat454: Nana's Vibrator: FTA: As reproductive organs determine their shape and develop later during gestation, it's found that these organs are the best and most malleable of stem cells.  Scientists are predicting in the very near future that many wounds and other deformities will be treated by simply suturing their own genitalia directly to the affected area to stimulate and accelerate the healing and recovery process.

I just had an image of a guy with a cut on his foot pop into my head.


Who will go down in history as the world's first dickhead?
/The surgical kind.
 
2014-02-19 09:12:48 PM  

trappedspirit: Far Cough: trappedspirit: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

Because if there were a designer we would all be invulnerable armored mecha with perfect exoskeletons and capable of running 100 mph for 2 days straight.

Right, like roaches.

/big ones are unpleasant to squish

I thought you were arguing that vulnerabilities proved no designer?  Does that mean we would have to be invulnerable for you to buy that designer business?


What? There's no designer because there's exactly zero evidence of one and zero need for one to explain anything. "Because magic" is the refuge of morons. Dicks are just funny icing on the cake.
 
2014-02-19 10:07:41 PM  

WeenerGord: FunkOut: utah dude: no, you were never a woman. genetics does not work that way. in fact, women are missing missing something. kthnx for playing.

Women are missing a Y chromosome. Men are missing a second copy of the X chromosome that gives back up copies of genes in case the first X is corrupted, which causes a higher rate of death for embryos in males.


Men are missing one leg off an X chromosome. When this X is corrupted in this way, a male is born.


And that missing leg reappears elsewhere... wink wink nudge nudge.
 
2014-02-19 10:36:49 PM  
First, there is an evolutionary explanation that says that hair loss has developed as a signal to other men that you're past your sexual prime and that you shouldn't be a target of aggression.

The problem with this logic is that the children spawned by older fathers actually live longer (something to do with telomeres), so wouldn't farking an older man be an evolutionary advantage to women, having sons that live and fark longer, and have more time to spread their genes around?
 
2014-02-19 10:57:36 PM  
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2014-02-20 03:23:20 AM  
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2014-02-20 05:44:16 AM  

MadCat221: On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?


The prostate?
Not vestigial, but...?
 
2014-02-20 11:15:05 AM  

El Dudereno: Buttknuckle: We are all pink on the inside.

And stink.

Insides stink.

/shocker, I know


But I thought...
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-02-20 02:18:21 PM  
Searches for "wall of vaginas" to copy and paste.

/gorgity, gorgity, gorgity
 
2014-02-20 03:13:21 PM  
Grammatically it would be a labium - just saying.
 
2014-02-20 03:34:29 PM  

ukexpat: Grammatically it would be a labium - just saying.


don't give me no lip!

closed lips are still lips
 
2014-02-20 04:15:32 PM  

ukexpat: Grammatically it would be a labium - just saying.


But biologically the seam would have been TWO of them.  So no one's right!

/is labia or is a set of labia
/labia now no longer looks like a word
/labia
 
2014-02-20 04:38:00 PM  

Far Cough: ukexpat: Grammatically it would be a labium - just saying.

But biologically the seam would have been TWO of them.  So no one's right!

/is labia or is a set of labia
/labia now no longer looks like a word
/labia


Still doesn't answer the question: what is the sound of one labium clapping?

/i would like to know more
 
2014-02-20 06:58:08 PM  

MBooda: what is the sound of one labium clapping?


I dunno if there's a sound, but if it has the clap don't go near it.
 
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