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(Short List)   Your scrotal seam is a labia and four other terrifying things about the male body   (shortlist.com) divider line 165
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2014-02-19 01:37:50 PM  

ChipNASA: If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??


Mine is about 7&1/4, 7&3/8 if I use a pump and a cock ring.
 
2014-02-19 01:38:04 PM  
My pens must be smaller
 
2014-02-19 01:40:23 PM  

brap: That "sexually indifferent gonadal ridge" JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!


/Dad?
 
2014-02-19 01:40:41 PM  
[why.not.both.jpg]


/gawd I hate m.fark
 
2014-02-19 01:41:37 PM  
so... Aristotle was right all along.
 
2014-02-19 01:43:11 PM  
Great. Now that I know this, I'm going to be playing with myself all day.
 
2014-02-19 01:44:15 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Far Cough: MBooda: Nana's Vibrator:

Have ya SEEN a vagina?

[static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x653]

Sorry, still not joining your odd "vaginas are icky" club.  Besides, I think you mean labia.

I was referencing the visual qualities of the organ as a whole.  Not the sensory qualities of the organ as a hole.
And I never said icky.   You're just being c♥nt.


Probably.

But seriously I think you grossly (no pun intended) exaggerate labia/vagina appearance.  Compared to males they're farking aerodynamic and invisible.  (Not a bad thing!)
 
2014-02-19 01:44:45 PM  

MadCat221: On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?


Since I didn't see anyone else answer: Not really.

IANABiologist, but my udnerstanding: there are two sets of ducts that exist in the fetus - Wolffian and Mullerian.  In men, the Mullerian ducts degrade and Wolffian ducts take prominence, becoming the vas deferens.  In women, the Wolffian ducts degrade and the Mullerian ducts become the uterus and fallopian tubes.

So, they're analogous but two completely different structures.
 
2014-02-19 01:47:13 PM  

PreMortem: [why.not.both.jpg]


/gawd I hate m.fark


Oh no kidding?  All this time I thought people were posting only the shorthand names of the jpgs IRONICALLY and to save effort.  Didn't realize it was because of using the mobile interface.
 
2014-02-19 01:52:44 PM  
Biology 101 scared subby. How quaint.
 
2014-02-19 01:53:07 PM  

factoryconnection: I will file it along with "blue waffle" among "things to never google."


I learned my lesson 10 years ago. With tub girl.

/don't
//really
 
2014-02-19 01:55:17 PM  

Far Cough: PreMortem: [why.not.both.jpg]


/gawd I hate m.fark

Oh no kidding?  All this time I thought people were posting only the shorthand names of the jpgs IRONICALLY and to save effort.  Didn't realize it was because of using the mobile interface.


I thought the same thing.
 
2014-02-19 01:58:53 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: factoryconnection: I will file it along with "blue waffle" among "things to never google."

I learned my lesson 10 years ago. With tub girl.

/don't
//really


Yeah that's an obscure one around here.
 
2014-02-19 01:59:04 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: factoryconnection: I will file it along with "blue waffle" among "things to never google."

I learned my lesson 10 years ago. With tub girl.

/don't
//really


Betcha ya threw a real good lemon party that weekend didn't ya?
 
2014-02-19 02:05:15 PM  

i.r.id10t: Mr_Fabulous: factoryconnection: I will file it along with "blue waffle" among "things to never google."

I learned my lesson 10 years ago. With tub girl.

/don't
//really

Betcha ya threw a real good lemon party that weekend didn't ya?


It wasn't that good.  There were two girls and only one cup.
 
2014-02-19 02:06:41 PM  

MadCat221: On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?


Your mouth.
 
2014-02-19 02:08:10 PM  
Ah, many not as big as the bic eh? No wonder so many d-bags have to qualify with "but it's fat like a coke can"... Nobody's thirsty dude
 
2014-02-19 02:33:54 PM  
Has anyone seen my pen?
www.baronbob.com
 
2014-02-19 02:54:10 PM  

Far Cough: Idiots.  The biro is the round barreled model.


That's what she said.
 
2014-02-19 03:03:12 PM  

MBooda: Nana's Vibrator:

Have ya SEEN a vagina?

[static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x653]


Well done.
 
2014-02-19 03:06:07 PM  

Far Cough: Idiots.  The biro is the round barreled model.

[img.fark.net image 389x387]



Idiot. In the UK, "Biro" is the generic term for a ballpoint pen (named for Lazlo Biró, by the way), and the writers are obviously from the UK.
 
2014-02-19 03:07:38 PM  

runcible spork: Far Cough: Idiots.  The biro is the round barreled model.

[img.fark.net image 389x387]

Idiot. In the UK, "Biro" is the generic term for a ballpoint pen (named for Lazlo Biró, by the way), and the writers are obviously from the UK.


Idiot.  I know that.  And in France they use "stylo bic" generically.
 
2014-02-19 03:16:11 PM  

Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.


And Men....with nipples!

thecriticalcritics.com
 
2014-02-19 03:38:16 PM  
Not my scrotal seam! it's just one big stretch mark caused by enormus balls. amiright?
 
2014-02-19 03:40:28 PM  
Far Cough: runcible spork: Far Cough: Idiots.  The biro is the round barreled model.

[img.fark.net image 389x387]

Idiot. In the UK, "Biro" is the generic term for a ballpoint pen (named for Lazlo Biró, by the way), and the writers are obviously from the UK.

Idiot.  I know that.  And in France they use "stylo bic" generically
.


Well now I'm feeling idiotic, because if you knew it, then there's no explanation for your original comment, unless it was meant to be humorous. But that doesn't seem possible.
 
2014-02-19 03:44:09 PM  
Does this explain why women's clothes are missing pockets?
 
2014-02-19 03:44:16 PM  

MBooda: Has anyone seen my pen?
[www.baronbob.com image 450x446]


Why yes, actually. Staples has a ton of them.
 
2014-02-19 03:58:57 PM  
your gender is neutral for about the first 1/2 of your gestation. the exact same parts either become female or male...the ovaries are essentially the same organs as the testicles, the penis is essentially the same as the clitoris, etc

Wait, wait....so if I don't believe that the clitoris exists, and the penis is essentially the same as the clitoris...

iampierremenard.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-19 04:06:43 PM  

clear_prop: untaken_name: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

I thought it was an argument for a cruel designer who hates us, like the Duck-Billed Platypus and the WNBA.

The designer was definitely a civil engineer.  Who else would put a sewage treatment plant in a recreation area?


Things are arranged that way so that the daily elimination of waste can assist in "clearing out the pipes" for male individuals who can't or won't ejaculate regularly. The passage of solid waste pushes on the prostate and to help move along stuff that didn't make it out the fun way. Urine then flushes the urethra.

/tmyk
 
2014-02-19 04:12:48 PM  

bughunter: clear_prop: untaken_name: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

I thought it was an argument for a cruel designer who hates us, like the Duck-Billed Platypus and the WNBA.

The designer was definitely a civil engineer.  Who else would put a sewage treatment plant in a recreation area?

Things are arranged that way so that the daily elimination of waste can assist in "clearing out the pipes" for male individuals who can't or won't ejaculate regularly. The passage of solid waste pushes on the prostate and to help move along stuff that didn't make it out the fun way. Urine then flushes the urethra.

/tmyk


That sounds like a load of bull semen you made up on the spot.  Could it possibly be true?  It does hold together.  The priesthood couldn't exist without regular bowel movements?
 
2014-02-19 04:14:22 PM  

bughunter: clear_prop: untaken_name: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

I thought it was an argument for a cruel designer who hates us, like the Duck-Billed Platypus and the WNBA.

The designer was definitely a civil engineer.  Who else would put a sewage treatment plant in a recreation area?

Things are arranged that way so that the daily elimination of waste can assist in "clearing out the pipes" for male individuals who can't or won't ejaculate regularly. The passage of solid waste pushes on the prostate and to help move along stuff that didn't make it out the fun way. Urine then flushes the urethra.

/tmyk


Go on...
*fap*
 
2014-02-19 04:30:14 PM  
I, for one, welcome my huge clitoral master.
 
2014-02-19 04:30:19 PM  

gaslight: Does this explain why women's clothes are missing pockets?


No, but it explains yoga pants.
 
2014-02-19 04:56:33 PM  

Buttknuckle: We are all pink on the inside.


And stink.

Insides stink.

/shocker, I know
 
2014-02-19 05:04:16 PM  

Private_Citizen: Not a bunch of difference between boy and girl infants. The real differences start at puberty- when the boys suddenly get stronger, more hair, and a permanent 30% boost in earning power.


These always get lost if they're not played early.

Also, I always feel bad for dudes with  really small ones when they read these things:

="And hey when you think you're too small cheer up!"
-"? :) "
="The average size is 5.5 Inches!"
-(looks down at 3inches)  :(
 
2014-02-19 05:10:28 PM  
Your scrotal seam is a labia and four other terrifying things about the male body

::translation::

The body is icky.  Dirty, nasty, filthy, dirty.  Every shameful, gross, morally reprehensible, repugnant, perverse, licentious part of it.  Twice.
 
2014-02-19 05:13:00 PM  

El Dudereno: Buttknuckle: We are all pink on the inside.

And stink.

Insides stink.

/shocker, I know


An amazing revelation when you consider that the inside of the body is infested with bacteria and juices designed to break down and process other matter. It's not going to smell all that great...
 
2014-02-19 05:20:08 PM  
Kit Fister:
An amazing revelation when you consider that the inside of the body is infested with bacteria and juices designed to break down and process other matter. It's not going to smell all that great...

whoa whoa whoa...did you just say...designed?
too late to derail this thread
 
2014-02-19 05:34:05 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Kit Fister:
An amazing revelation when you consider that the inside of the body is infested with bacteria and juices designed to break down and process other matter. It's not going to smell all that great...

whoa whoa whoa...did you just say...designed?
too late to derail this thread


I very carefully used the word "structured" earlier.  :)
 
2014-02-19 05:39:47 PM  

Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.


Because if there were a designer we would all be invulnerable armored mecha with perfect exoskeletons and capable of running 100 mph for 2 days straight.
 
2014-02-19 05:41:32 PM  

trappedspirit: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

Because if there were a designer we would all be invulnerable armored mecha with perfect exoskeletons and capable of running 100 mph for 2 days straight.


Right, like roaches.

/big ones are unpleasant to squish
 
2014-02-19 05:56:59 PM  

poot_rootbeer: "Labia" is the plural form, dummy.


Came here to say this. Can't anybody speak proper Latin nowadays?
 
2014-02-19 05:57:40 PM  
I've only ever seen the undercarriage of a transsexual patient once.  This woman presented for a neurosurgical procedure.  The first hint something was amiss was when we put EKG leads on, there were scars from a breast augmentation that she failed to tell us about.  OK, no harm done.  Second clue was when the Bodine doctor had trouble finding the urethra to place a Foley catheter.  I strolled to the bottom of the OR table and took a look to try to help the young man ID the correct orifice and OMG there was a huge round hole roughly where the vagina should be. It was then that it hit me:  he was a male-to-female sex change patient.  The urethral orifice was anatomically nowhere near where it should've been.  The labia majora were huge and wrinkly as if they divided this person's scrotum along the raphe (seam) and separated them to appear as the bigger lips.  I could discern no labia minora at all.  And did I mention that the vagina itself was a huge wide open round hole: O?
 
2014-02-19 05:58:24 PM  

Kit Fister: El Dudereno: Buttknuckle: We are all pink on the inside.

And stink.

Insides stink.

/shocker, I know

An amazing revelation when you consider that the inside of the body is infested with bacteria and juices designed to break down and process other matter. It's not going to smell all that great...


Blood on its own doesn't smell great either. Neither does muscle tissue.
 
2014-02-19 05:59:47 PM  
4. Penis shorter than pen is.
 
2014-02-19 06:01:27 PM  

El Dudereno: Kit Fister: El Dudereno: Buttknuckle: We are all pink on the inside.

And stink.

Insides stink.

/shocker, I know

An amazing revelation when you consider that the inside of the body is infested with bacteria and juices designed to break down and process other matter. It's not .going to smell all that great...

Blood on its own doesn't smell great either. Neither does muscle tissue.


Most people like their steak cooked.
 
2014-02-19 06:13:08 PM  

Far Cough: trappedspirit: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

Because if there were a designer we would all be invulnerable armored mecha with perfect exoskeletons and capable of running 100 mph for 2 days straight.

Right, like roaches.

/big ones are unpleasant to squish


I thought you were arguing that vulnerabilities proved no designer?  Does that mean we would have to be invulnerable for you to buy that designer business?
 
2014-02-19 07:52:45 PM  
I can't believe no one cares about the taint.
 
2014-02-19 07:59:13 PM  

Nick Nostril: Billy Connelly:  "Make wee bags".


It's a wee hairy brain.
 
2014-02-19 08:43:18 PM  

MadCat221: On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?


Yes, the prostate.
 
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