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(Short List)   Your scrotal seam is a labia and four other terrifying things about the male body   (shortlist.com) divider line 165
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2014-02-19 12:49:57 PM  

Kyosuke: OMG! The male and female versions of the human body are not polar opposites!!!1!1!


It's almost as if we share DNA!
 
2014-02-19 12:51:16 PM  
All I can say about this article is... you didn't already know that?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 12:51:34 PM  

Enigmamf: Kyosuke: OMG! The male and female versions of the human body are not polar opposites!!!1!1!

It's almost as if we share DNA!


Sharing DNA is how new versions of the human body get made.

/the more you know
 
2014-02-19 12:52:39 PM  
It's all the same stuff, just put together differently.
 
2014-02-19 12:52:42 PM  
Finally, a mystery solved! I always wondered why when I was running all I heard was a constant

Ahhhh-beeebeeebeeebeeebeeebeeebeeebeeebeeeb....
 
2014-02-19 12:53:09 PM  

Enigmamf: Kyosuke: OMG! The male and female versions of the human body are not polar opposites!!!1!1!

It's almost as if we share DNA!


I thoughts them womens be from mars, and men be from venus.

/i meant mars for women.
just look how mean and nasty they get when you forget shiat like valentines day, your anniversary, etc.
 
2014-02-19 12:53:17 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: About the size of a pen?

[images.bidorbuy.co.za image 463x458]

Yeah, that's about right...


Condolences to the wife, Slim Jim.
 
2014-02-19 12:53:27 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: MadCat221: On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostatic_utricle


I was going to guess prostate.
 
2014-02-19 12:53:31 PM  

Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.


Having discovered "giant labia porn" by accident* one night, I'd say you probably do, and that's not a bad thing. You can probably sit on deck chairs with full confidence, for example.

* well, the porn part wasn't an accident, I'll admit
 
2014-02-19 12:55:54 PM  
How do you think they make your outie and innie?
 
2014-02-19 12:56:07 PM  
Scrotes Magotes.
 
2014-02-19 12:56:27 PM  

ChipNASA: If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??


Maybe for you, Trebek.
 
2014-02-19 12:56:48 PM  

legion_of_doo: Enigmamf: Kyosuke: OMG! The male and female versions of the human body are not polar opposites!!!1!1!

It's almost as if we share DNA!

I thoughts them womens be from mars, and men be from venus.

/i meant mars for women.
just look how mean and nasty they get when you forget shiat like valentines day, your anniversary, etc.


Actually, humans are from a wide range of planets. I'm from Neptune, for instance. I can't remember any anniversaries but I can remember recipes and lyrics. My husband is from Pluto. He barks at cats.
 
2014-02-19 12:56:52 PM  
Men have nasal labials, too
 
2014-02-19 12:57:06 PM  
I read that as "scrotal steam", and yes, that is terrifying.
 
2014-02-19 12:57:36 PM  

No Such Agency: Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.

Having discovered "giant labia porn" by accident* one night, I'd say you probably do, and that's not a bad thing. You can probably sit on deck chairs with full confidence, for example.

* well, the porn part wasn't an accident, I'll admit


You know you were looking at the biological equivalent of a dude's nut sack.
 
2014-02-19 01:01:31 PM  
FTA: As reproductive organs determine their shape and develop later during gestation, it's found that these organs are the best and most malleable of stem cells.  Scientists are predicting in the very near future that many wounds and other deformities will be treated by simply suturing their own genitalia directly to the affected area to stimulate and accelerate the healing and recovery process.
 
2014-02-19 01:01:34 PM  
When I start a garage band, I'm going to name it "Scrotal Seam".
 
2014-02-19 01:02:26 PM  
Did you know boys have Boobies, too?

sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-02-19 01:03:48 PM  
Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.
 
2014-02-19 01:05:53 PM  
no, you were never a woman. genetics does not work that way. in fact, women are missing missing something. kthnx for playing.
 
2014-02-19 01:06:25 PM  

Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.


I thought it was an argument for a cruel designer who hates us, like the Duck-Billed Platypus and the WNBA.
 
2014-02-19 01:07:13 PM  

legion_of_doo: No Such Agency: Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.

Having discovered "giant labia porn" by accident* one night, I'd say you probably do, and that's not a bad thing. You can probably sit on deck chairs with full confidence, for example.

* well, the porn part wasn't an accident, I'll admit

You know you were looking at the biological equivalent of a dude's nut sack.


Omg I feel over 9000% gayer already. I... I... remember looking at the equivalent of a man's nipples once too. It all makes so much sense; so if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the nearest Pottery Barn with a tastefully-decorated glory hole.
 
2014-02-19 01:07:26 PM  
Billy Connelly:  "Make wee bags".
 
2014-02-19 01:10:12 PM  

utah dude: no, you were never a woman. genetics does not work that way. in fact, women are missing missing something. kthnx for playing.


Women are missing a Y chromosome. Men are missing a second copy of the X chromosome that gives back up copies of genes in case the first X is corrupted, which causes a higher rate of death for embryos in males.
 
2014-02-19 01:10:22 PM  
Anyone that hadn't figured this out on their own needs to revisit their biology education.
 
2014-02-19 01:11:19 PM  

No Such Agency: legion_of_doo: No Such Agency: Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.

Having discovered "giant labia porn" by accident* one night, I'd say you probably do, and that's not a bad thing. You can probably sit on deck chairs with full confidence, for example.

* well, the porn part wasn't an accident, I'll admit

You know you were looking at the biological equivalent of a dude's nut sack.

Omg I feel over 9000% gayer already. I... I... remember looking at the equivalent of a man's nipples once too. It all makes so much sense; so if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the nearest Pottery Barn with a tastefully-decorated glory hole.


I know i am going to slap a rainbow sticker on the back of my Subaru & settle in for an evening of Olympic figure skating after reading this science shiat.
 
2014-02-19 01:11:47 PM  

Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.


Have ya SEEN a vagina?  Once someone decided to make sure everyone shaved them, there's just this big....mess of foldy and protruding wrinkles and labia when all there needs to be is an entry.  It was much less weird when it was covered in hair.  Think about THAT!
If I had to separate and rank these things, here's my big count down:
(drum roll)
4. Scrotum
3. Vadge
2. Penis
(cymbal)
1. Boobies!
(celebration theme)
 
2014-02-19 01:15:23 PM  
Not a bunch of difference between boy and girl infants. The real differences start at puberty- when the boys suddenly get stronger, more hair, and a permanent 30% boost in earning power.
 
2014-02-19 01:16:26 PM  

ChipNASA: If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??


Thanks random Internet article that reassures me about something I wanted to believe all along.

This is when I stop researching because you have confirmed by desired bias!
 
2014-02-19 01:16:55 PM  
Don't we all start out as female in the womb?
 
2014-02-19 01:17:41 PM  

Private_Citizen: Not a bunch of difference between boy and girl infants. The real differences start at puberty- when the boys suddenly get stronger, more hair, and a permanent 30% boost in earning power.


You don't think people who work more hours for more days per year on average should get paid more on average? Why is that?
 
2014-02-19 01:18:59 PM  

legion_of_doo: No Such Agency: legion_of_doo: No Such Agency: Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.

Having discovered "giant labia porn" by accident* one night, I'd say you probably do, and that's not a bad thing. You can probably sit on deck chairs with full confidence, for example.

* well, the porn part wasn't an accident, I'll admit

You know you were looking at the biological equivalent of a dude's nut sack.

Omg I feel over 9000% gayer already. I... I... remember looking at the equivalent of a man's nipples once too. It all makes so much sense; so if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find the nearest Pottery Barn with a tastefully-decorated glory hole.

I know i am going to slap a rainbow sticker on the back of my Subaru & settle in for an evening of Olympic figure skating after reading this science shiat.


Works for me.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 01:20:19 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: FTA: As reproductive organs determine their shape and develop later during gestation, it's found that these organs are the best and most malleable of stem cells.  Scientists are predicting in the very near future that many wounds and other deformities will be treated by simply suturing their own genitalia directly to the affected area to stimulate and accelerate the healing and recovery process.


I just had an image of a guy with a cut on his foot pop into my head.
 
2014-02-19 01:21:01 PM  

untaken_name: Private_Citizen: Not a bunch of difference between boy and girl infants. The real differences start at puberty- when the boys suddenly get stronger, more hair, and a permanent 30% boost in earning power.

You don't think people who work more hours for more days per year on average should get paid more on average? Why is that?


Life, liberty, and happiness.

We are guatanteed. Says so right in the declaration of interdependence.
 
2014-02-19 01:23:13 PM  
Nana's Vibrator:

Have ya SEEN a vagina?

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-19 01:23:23 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Seriously, did subby's insurance not cover his annual cootie shots or something?  I feel the need to mock him some more.


What this guy said.
 
2014-02-19 01:23:23 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Slaxl: factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.

Subby is easily scared. He or she should look up penile de-gloving.

/I just googled it to make sure that was the correct term. I want to cry now.

Oh dear God.

That's enough internet for today.

/glad I'm a chick and I just... bleed for 5 days every month instead
//god damn it.


Sistah! Totally with you. I may never look at my BF's junk in the same way ever again. Curses to subby! :)
 
2014-02-19 01:25:25 PM  

agitated chicken: When I start a garage band, I'm going to name it "Scrotal Seam".


How about Scrotal Scream?  See, that's how I mis-read your comment! :)
 
2014-02-19 01:25:34 PM  

Pincy: Don't we all start out as female in the womb?


No just you.  And girls.
 
2014-02-19 01:25:36 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: poot_rootbeer: "Labia" is the plural form, dummy.

Please don't give Subby any lip. There's a vas deferens in quality between Subby's headline and the usual package of submissions you find swinging around in here.


Never gets old, that one.
 
2014-02-19 01:25:43 PM  

MBooda: Nana's Vibrator:

Have ya SEEN a vagina?

[static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x653]


Sorry, still not joining your odd "vaginas are icky" club.  Besides, I think you mean labia.
 
2014-02-19 01:26:17 PM  
No shiat, subby. The "base template" for the human body is female. That's how you wind up with [C]AIS ([Complete] Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome) where a genetically male body doesn't develop male characteristics because it doesn't recognize the hormonal triggers that would cause the changes.
 
2014-02-19 01:27:53 PM  
Hell yeah mines as big as my pen.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-19 01:29:15 PM  
Isn't it only gay if nuts are touching?

If you're banging hard enough that you're hitting ovaries on the aftershock... you might want to ease up on the poor girl.
 
2014-02-19 01:31:10 PM  

HailRobonia: I read that as "scrotal steam", and yes, that is terrifying.


Obscure?
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-19 01:32:51 PM  

Far Cough: MBooda: Nana's Vibrator:

Have ya SEEN a vagina?

[static3.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x653]

Sorry, still not joining your odd "vaginas are icky" club.  Besides, I think you mean labia.


I was referencing the visual qualities of the organ as a whole.  Not the sensory qualities of the organ as a hole.
And I never said icky.   You're just being c♥nt.
 
2014-02-19 01:34:24 PM  

untaken_name: Far Cough: Can we all just agree that the structure of male genitalia is completely ridiculous?  If any argument were needed against a "designer", the floppy vulnerable cockanbalz are Exhibit A.

I thought it was an argument for a cruel designer who hates us, like the Duck-Billed Platypus and the WNBA.


The designer was definitely a civil engineer.  Who else would put a sewage treatment plant in a recreation area?
 
2014-02-19 01:34:33 PM  

loaba: It's all the same stuff, just put together differently.


Oh I get it, like Taco Bell.
 
2014-02-19 01:34:58 PM  

Pincy: Don't we all start out as female in the womb?


Would like to have a womb...



www.organicmechanic.org
 
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