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(Short List)   Your scrotal seam is a labia and four other terrifying things about the male body   (shortlist.com) divider line 165
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2014-02-19 11:52:50 AM
So the penis is just a squirty Clenis?
 
2014-02-19 12:09:07 PM
How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.
 
2014-02-19 12:20:08 PM
My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.
 
2014-02-19 12:23:43 PM
A:  Who didn't know that?

B:

factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.


What he said.
 
2014-02-19 12:24:47 PM
OMG! The male and female versions of the human body are not polar opposites!!!1!1!
 
2014-02-19 12:25:04 PM
If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??
 
2014-02-19 12:25:38 PM
Mine's a Ford
 
2014-02-19 12:25:46 PM
groovy baby
 
2014-02-19 12:26:04 PM
I'm glad I'm a trans-being and don't have to worry about the silly things you humans have to deal with.
 
2014-02-19 12:26:53 PM
Seriously, did subby's insurance not cover his annual cootie shots or something?  I feel the need to mock him some more.
 
2014-02-19 12:27:37 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: A:  Who didn't know that?

B:

factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.

What he said.


these

i, personally, have known this for probably 30 of my 38 years.

your gender is neutral for about the first 1/2 of your gestation. the exact same parts either become female or male...the ovaries are essentially the same organs as the testicles, the penis is essentially the same as the clitoris, etc
 
2014-02-19 12:27:41 PM
On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?
 
2014-02-19 12:27:48 PM

ChipNASA: If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??


Maybe in your case
 
2014-02-19 12:28:19 PM
roastbeefsandwich.jpg

Hope she is thinking Arby's
 
2014-02-19 12:28:23 PM
That "sexually indifferent gonadal ridge" JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!
 
2014-02-19 12:28:45 PM
Well, that explains why I'm constantly scratching my balls.
 
2014-02-19 12:28:54 PM

factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.


Subby is easily scared. He or she should look up penile de-gloving.

/I just googled it to make sure that was the correct term. I want to cry now.
 
2014-02-19 12:28:59 PM
And it expects a goodnight kiss right on the lip.

Just the lip.
 
2014-02-19 12:29:19 PM
so it is o.k. to "go fark myself"?
 
2014-02-19 12:30:15 PM
I guess it would be terrifying to people who don't understand basic human biology and how babby is fromed.
 
2014-02-19 12:31:43 PM

MadCat221: On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?


That's where the beer goes.
 
2014-02-19 12:32:06 PM

Infernalist: I guess it would be terrifying to people who don't understand basic human biology and how babby is fromed.


Yes, okay, maybe. But does this make me gay?!!!1!!?1!!!
 
2014-02-19 12:32:40 PM
"Labia" is the plural form, dummy.
 
2014-02-19 12:33:42 PM
Idiots.  The biro is the round barreled model.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 12:33:55 PM

Lando Lincoln: My scrotal seam is a labia?

I've seen labia, and I've seen my scrotal seam...and I have to admit...I have a really disappointing labia.


that deserves to be on a t-shirt imho
 
2014-02-19 12:34:46 PM
We are all pink on the inside.
 
2014-02-19 12:35:11 PM

Slaxl: factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.

Subby is easily scared. He or she should look up penile de-gloving.

/I just googled it to make sure that was the correct term. I want to cry now.


Oh dear God.

That's enough internet for today.

/glad I'm a chick and I just... bleed for 5 days every month instead
//god damn it.
 
2014-02-19 12:35:15 PM

MadCat221: On the subject, I always wondered...  Is there any sort of vestigial structure in male anatomy that could have been the Uterus before sexual dimorphism kicked in on a developing embryo?


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostatic_utricle
 
2014-02-19 12:35:28 PM
not so much a seam but a buttonhole stitched marble sack.
 
2014-02-19 12:35:40 PM
www.astro.com
 
2014-02-19 12:36:34 PM
after skimming the headlines within this "article", i have to say NO you weren't "once a woman". you were a non-gendered embryo. the tissue was there to either become a female or a male. women weren't "once a man", and men weren't "once a woman" in the womb.

and TECHNICALLY your seam isn't labia...it's the same tissue that would've become labia had you been born female.
 
2014-02-19 12:37:09 PM

poot_rootbeer: "Labia" is the plural form, dummy.


Please don't give Subby any lip. There's a vas deferens in quality between Subby's headline and the usual package of submissions you find swinging around in here.
 
2014-02-19 12:39:33 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Slaxl: factoryconnection: How are analogous structures "terrifying?"  Or I guess I should ask "to whom," but then we do have our share of sheltered troglodytes around here.

Subby is easily scared. He or she should look up penile de-gloving.

/I just googled it to make sure that was the correct term. I want to cry now.

Oh dear God.

That's enough internet for today.

/glad I'm a chick and I just... bleed for 5 days every month instead
//god damn it.


I shall remain in blissful ignorance of that.  I will file it along with "blue waffle" among "things to never google."
 
2014-02-19 12:39:37 PM
BALDNESS KEEPS YOU SAFE and makes you attractive to lions

So, I got that going for me.

Which is nice.
 
2014-02-19 12:40:35 PM

bungle_jr: after skimming the headlines within this "article", i have to say NO you weren't "once a woman". you were a non-gendered embryo. the tissue was there to either become a female or a male. women weren't "once a man", and men weren't "once a woman" in the womb.

and TECHNICALLY your seam isn't labia...it's the same tissue that would've become labia had you been born female.


Yeah, yeah, just like we weren't once apes, but share a common ancestor with apes.  Most people don't care about the distinction.
 
2014-02-19 12:42:01 PM
I'm guessing that subby grew up in one of those socially retarded areas that doesn't teach real biology in school.
 
2014-02-19 12:42:07 PM
Are we sure the labia isn't a scrotal seam?
 
2014-02-19 12:42:22 PM
That's like saying my hands are really flippers.
 
2014-02-19 12:42:30 PM

Far Cough: bungle_jr: after skimming the headlines within this "article", i have to say NO you weren't "once a woman". you were a non-gendered embryo. the tissue was there to either become a female or a male. women weren't "once a man", and men weren't "once a woman" in the womb.

and TECHNICALLY your seam isn't labia...it's the same tissue that would've become labia had you been born female.

Yeah, yeah, just like we weren't once apes, but share a common ancestor with apes.  Most people don't care about the distinction.


we weren't apes?
i know some folks who make that fact very difficult to believe.
 
2014-02-19 12:42:44 PM
That's OK, just as long as I don't have nipp......OH MY GOD!
 
2014-02-19 12:42:47 PM
This can only lead to loutish displays of Bay Ridge "I gots your post-feminism right here" nutsack grabs.
 
2014-02-19 12:43:13 PM

Ker_Thwap: Are we sure the labia isn't a scrotal seam?


they are...just ripped that sucker right open!
 
2014-02-19 12:43:45 PM
I'm all man! I have no scrotum.
 
2014-02-19 12:43:50 PM

ChrisDe: That's OK, just as long as I don't have nipp......OH MY GOD!


whew, glad i'm not the only one!
 
2014-02-19 12:44:30 PM
The average penis is about the length of a pen and four other common facts about penises I dug up just before dead line
 
2014-02-19 12:45:10 PM
ever since i got into this thread, i've had pearl jam's "don't gimme no lip" song stuck in my head
 
2014-02-19 12:45:31 PM
FTA:

The third most common cause of death in Britain for newborn boys is, incredibly, "homicide/suspected homicide", and almost 30 per cent more baby boys than girls die in the first five years of life.

Meanwhile, in China...

/they do it for chili
 
2014-02-19 12:45:36 PM

Ker_Thwap: Are we sure the labia isn't a scrotal seam?


I BET U R FROM THE PATRIARCHY!
 
2014-02-19 12:48:30 PM
About the size of a pen?

images.bidorbuy.co.za

Yeah, that's about right...
 
2014-02-19 12:49:12 PM

ChipNASA: If you don't have a ruler then a Bic Biro is 5.7in. Average penis length (erect) is 5.57in in the UK, so you're fine to fall short of the mighty Bic.

So the Pen is mightier??


swordfight.org

I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.
 
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