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(Some Guy)   Sadly, he was unable to attain his life-long goal of catching his beloved wife Judy "cutting the cheese" or "playing the bum trumpet" -- which he likened to a mythical rarity like spotting Bigfoot or a unicorn   (yourlifemoments.ca) divider line 61
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2014-02-19 12:51:40 PM
From the obit -- "Perhaps most important to Bill was educating people on the dangers of holding in your farts."

yourlifemoments.ca

From the looks of things, he didn't practice what he preached.

 
2014-02-19 01:16:03 PM
i.imgur.com

/new meme
 
2014-02-19 01:16:49 PM

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 320x320]

/new meme


Very nice!!!


That was an awesome obituary.
 
2014-02-19 01:17:36 PM

ChipNASA: /new meme


The pure epicness of that pic, even without words, so full of win.
 
2014-02-19 01:19:13 PM

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 320x320]

/new meme


You funny.
 
2014-02-19 01:19:49 PM
he wove tapestry of obscenities that still hangs over the Greater Kingston Area.
 
2014-02-19 01:21:37 PM
This guy deserves a Viking funeral with a 21-butt salute.
 
2014-02-19 01:22:04 PM
it even had a Christmas Story quote in it (paraphrased of course).  ah well, RIP tapestry weaver.
 
2014-02-19 01:22:44 PM
Best obituary, EVAR!
 
2014-02-19 01:23:08 PM

Archae hippy: he wove tapestry of obscenities that still hangs over the Greater Kingston Area.


Lifted directly out of A Christmas Story.
 
2014-02-19 01:24:54 PM

ChipNASA: /new meme


Is that the Angry Video Game Nerd's father? I thought only he could scowl so completely.
 
IP
2014-02-19 01:26:05 PM
Fantastic.
 
2014-02-19 01:28:15 PM
www.deargrumpycat.com

SEE YA!
 
2014-02-19 01:28:17 PM
Still the best fart joke from beyond the grave:

image1.findagrave.com
 
2014-02-19 01:29:07 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 01:30:27 PM
A grumpy old Canadian man who likes to drink and fart?

Rest in Peace, oldfarthenry.
 
2014-02-19 01:37:46 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 320x320]


That's funny, disturbing and hypnotic all at the same time

/can't. stop. looking.
 
2014-02-19 01:38:39 PM
bp0.blogger.com

Welcoming him in to Heaven
 
2014-02-19 01:42:34 PM

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 320x320]

/new meme


Would you mind handling me a paper towel so that I may wipe the Pepsi off my monitor?
 
2014-02-19 01:44:05 PM
e will be greatly missed by his wife of 50 years Judy, his children Rob (Helen), Tim (Mary-Jo), Angela (Brent), Andrew (Stacey), and his grandchildren Noah, Macy, Teagan, Ella, Claire, Lucy and Will.

I realize that the names in parentheses are the names of his kids' spouses, but it's more fun to imagine that they all had sex changes and that those were their birth names.
 
2014-02-19 01:47:30 PM
He sounds like somebody I would have liked to have a beer with.
 
2014-02-19 01:50:42 PM

AbiNormal: He sounds like somebody I would have liked to have a beer with.


That's what I was thinking.  Hell, I feel shorted by not knowing him.  Don't know if my family will allow me such an obit.  They'll be partying away the life insurance money, after they give some guy $100 to throw me in the landfill.
 
2014-02-19 01:51:59 PM
I can't tell if I should be thinking of this:

unclebarky.com

or this:

www.bedeutung.co.uk
 
2014-02-19 01:52:47 PM

Prey4reign: From the obit -- "Perhaps most important to Bill was educating people on the dangers of holding in your farts."

[yourlifemoments.ca image 320x320]From the looks of things, he didn't practice what he preached.


Nope, that's definitely the look of a man who has just realized that last one he let out was a wet one.

yourlifemoments.ca
 
2014-02-19 01:58:25 PM

washington-babylon: Prey4reign: From the obit -- "Perhaps most important to Bill was educating people on the dangers of holding in your farts."

[yourlifemoments.ca image 320x320]From the looks of things, he didn't practice what he preached.

Nope, that's definitely the look of a man who has just realized that last one he let out was a wet one.

[yourlifemoments.ca image 320x320]


To my mind, that's the look of a really great guy impersonating a curmudgeon.

RIP, good sir.
 
2014-02-19 01:59:01 PM

Cybernetic: e will be greatly missed by his wife of 50 years Judy, his children Rob (Helen), Tim (Mary-Jo), Angela (Brent), Andrew (Stacey), and his grandchildren Noah, Macy, Teagan, Ella, Claire, Lucy and Will.

I realize that the names in parentheses are the names of his kids' spouses, but it's more fun to imagine that they all had sex changes and that those were their birth names.


I thought exactly the same thing, especially considering the tone of the rest of it.  Great piece, sounds like a good man.
 
2014-02-19 02:08:13 PM
Hero tag in mourning?

Most awesome obituary ever.
 
2014-02-19 02:17:12 PM
What.  The.  Fark?
 
2014-02-19 02:24:21 PM
This picture better make an appearance in every PS contest from now til eternity.
 
2014-02-19 02:27:18 PM

Archae hippy: he wove tapestry of obscenities that still hangs over the Greater Kingston Area.


Ah.  That explains a lot of things.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-19 02:31:49 PM
assets.sbnation.com
 
2014-02-19 02:36:57 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com


RIP BITTER BEER GUY
 
2014-02-19 02:40:28 PM
FTFO: "While his whole family is deeply saddened by Bill's passing, there is a rumour floating around that he told some the nurses at St. Mary's of the Lake that this was all just an elaborate plan to get out of shovelling the driveway."

Worth it.
 
2014-02-19 02:41:09 PM
I didn't know that guy, but I wish I had.
 
2014-02-19 02:53:13 PM
fifteen years with Jessica I had not heard her fart,  she would occasionally appologize for having done so but it was likely SBD.   about six months into her pregnancy she could rip one out  as loud as the loudest of male farters.
 
2014-02-19 02:53:23 PM
Rest in peace you magnificent bastard
 
2014-02-19 02:54:56 PM

washington-babylon: Prey4reign: From the obit -- "Perhaps most important to Bill was educating people on the dangers of holding in your farts."

[yourlifemoments.ca image 320x320]From the looks of things, he didn't practice what he preached.

Nope, that's definitely the look of a man who has just realized that last one he let out was a wet one.

[yourlifemoments.ca image 320x320]


Note that left eye. Fart too hard at that age and you'll give yourself a stroke. Not the good kind, either.
 
2014-02-19 02:59:58 PM
O-o

now in 3D
 
2014-02-19 03:11:41 PM
blogs.20minutos.es

A relative of Mr. Rolfe?
 
2014-02-19 03:33:59 PM
So, what is that 'cutting the cheese' and stuff?
 
2014-02-19 03:39:40 PM

Huntceet: [assets.sbnation.com image 243x222]


First thing i thought of too. He looks like bubbles plus a few decades...
 
2014-02-19 03:41:45 PM
I wish mrswambu would follow Judy's lead . . .
 
2014-02-19 04:02:09 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: So, what is that 'cutting the cheese' and stuff?


The Internets are your friend.  Flatulence.  Judy's a tightass.
 
2014-02-19 04:07:30 PM
When I was a kid, between me, my brother, Dad, and Mom, we could play butt trumpet in four-part harmony.
 
2014-02-19 04:14:51 PM

Shorelinefarker: When I was a kid, between me, my brother, Dad, and Mom, we could play butt trumpet in four-part harmony.


Oh, so that's what the "k" in your name is for.  I misunderstood.
 
2014-02-19 04:19:17 PM
Love it!!!
 
2014-02-19 04:21:17 PM
They should give this guy a jazz funeral and play Ory's Creole Trombone, the most flatulent of trombone-centric songs.

/two hours from Kingston, thinking of going to the party
 
2014-02-19 04:57:18 PM
I've heard a woman fart once... it was in the middle of the night and she was sleeping. She says to this day that it doesn't count... and wonders why I won't sleep with her anymore.
 
2014-02-19 04:58:13 PM
They couldn't have picked a better picture?
 
2014-02-19 05:15:42 PM
Grumpy Cat's human avatar!
 
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