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(Jezebel)   Doctor: "Good news and bad news. The good news is we solved the mystery of the strange scratching sound you keep hearing. The bad news: it is caused by MAGGOTS EATING YOUR BRAIN"   (jezebel.com) divider line 53
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2014-02-19 12:31:32 PM
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It's a funky sound.
 
2014-02-19 12:32:20 PM
Better or worse than botflies?
 
2014-02-19 12:34:01 PM
I'm calling Bullshiat.

...clicks over to SNOPES
 
2014-02-19 12:35:42 PM
I hate when that happens.
 
2014-02-19 12:36:03 PM
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2014-02-19 12:37:24 PM
During her trip, she remembered dislodging a fly from her ear.

I'm trying to imagine how I wouldn't notice a fly getting IN my ear in the first place.
 
2014-02-19 12:37:36 PM
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2014-02-19 12:38:16 PM
Nope.
 
2014-02-19 12:38:36 PM
Don't maggots only eat DEAD flesh?
 
2014-02-19 12:39:07 PM
Oh thank God! For fourteen years I have been trying to figure out what the hell the problem is with our  secretary as she has been getting dumber by the day. Apparently she has an entire colony of maggots in her head and they have ate her brain. I didn't even know she had been to Peru...
 
2014-02-19 12:39:25 PM
The doctors first attempted to flush out the maggots with olive oil. After that failed, they resorted to surgery, removing a total of eight maggots from her head. The maggots were then sauteed in the olive oil as a tasty snack for the surgical team.
 
2014-02-19 12:39:36 PM
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2014-02-19 12:40:13 PM
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2014-02-19 12:40:41 PM

LoneWolf343: Don't maggots only eat DEAD flesh?


It was a woman's brain, after all.

/ducks and scrambles for the exit.
 
2014-02-19 12:40:58 PM

reported: The doctors first attempted to flush out the maggots with olive oil. After that failed, they resorted to surgery, removing a total of eight maggots from her head. The maggots were then sauteed in the olive oil as a tasty snack for the surgical team.


You are totally going to get some bites on that.

/see what I did there?
 
2014-02-19 12:41:15 PM
Who put them there?
www.i-mockery.com
 
2014-02-19 12:41:27 PM
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2014-02-19 12:42:57 PM
Worst news: Getting kicked out of your apartment because you are not allowed to have pets.
 
2014-02-19 12:43:35 PM

MBooda: Who put them there?
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Go ahead....shake your tiny little fist........


/ChipNASAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
 
2014-02-19 12:45:33 PM

ChipNASA



I'm calling Bullshiat.

...clicks over to SNOPES


Very plausible actually. I have heard of shiat like this happening in 3rd world jungle bug infested countries like Peru, Costa Rica, ect...

Reasons I don't go to these places.
 
2014-02-19 12:45:38 PM

reported: The doctors first attempted to flush out the maggots with olive oil. After that failed, they resorted to surgery, removing a total of eight maggots from her head. The maggots were then sauteed in the olive oil as a tasty snack for the surgical team.


bwahahahahaha!
 
2014-02-19 12:46:16 PM
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2014-02-19 12:46:49 PM
Chekhov knows how she feels.
 
2014-02-19 12:52:37 PM

i586.photobucket.com

 
2014-02-19 12:52:51 PM
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2014-02-19 12:53:11 PM
Think that's scary?  Try sitting down for a marathon viewing session of Animal planet's "Monsters inside me."  Truly some horrifying examples of what can go wrong.  Try this on for size:  Sixteen year old kid's outside one day playing, fly fies into his eye (ever have that happen to you?  Has to me!).  A couple weeks later he can't see out of one eye. Reason?  The fly laid an egg when it hit him in the eye, maggot's INSIDE HIS EYEBALL GRAZING ON HIS RETINA!  No third world country involved, this was in the US.

https://rhrplus.com/b2evolution/blogs/index.php/Articles/title-17
 
2014-02-19 12:53:17 PM
at first glance: MASTURBATING YOUR BRAIN

/lol
 
2014-02-19 12:53:54 PM
Nope.


/after 2 days with a migraine, fark you, subby
//not clicking
 
2014-02-19 12:56:46 PM
I don't know about this woman but when I have random fluids leaking out of my ears I GO SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY. Best case it's some kind of ear infection. Worse case it's your brains. Or maggot pee.
 
2014-02-19 12:57:58 PM

i586.photobucket.com

 
2014-02-19 12:59:10 PM
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2014-02-19 12:59:53 PM
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2014-02-19 12:59:54 PM
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2014-02-19 01:00:39 PM
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2014-02-19 01:01:59 PM
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2014-02-19 01:02:34 PM
That's some next level nightmare fuel right there...
 
2014-02-19 01:03:13 PM
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2014-02-19 01:03:27 PM
So how would a Farker who's afflicted with this condition know it?
 
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2014-02-19 01:04:13 PM
LoneWolf343: Don't maggots only eat DEAD flesh?

Polite maggots eat dead flesh. But the screwworm, Cochliomyia hominivorax, is kind of rude. Do you remember your Greek? The species name means "man eater."
 
2014-02-19 01:04:57 PM
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2014-02-19 01:05:56 PM
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2014-02-19 01:09:26 PM

Ambitwistor: [awesomegifs.com image 248x200]


i586.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-19 01:10:23 PM

LoneWolf343: Don't maggots only eat DEAD flesh?


Depends on the species. The human botfly is a parasite.
 
2014-02-19 01:12:58 PM
Where's the andalite war fleet when you need it?
 
2014-02-19 01:12:59 PM
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2014-02-19 01:14:58 PM
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2014-02-19 01:34:57 PM
When I worked in the ER a Haitian family brought a kid in eye pain. The triage folks kinda brushed it off since we got a lot of the sniffles and hang nail cases (seriously) and it kind of made people.

When they gave him a CT it showed little holes everywhere where worms had eaten through.

Barf.
 
2014-02-19 01:35:40 PM

Chris Ween: i586.photobucket.com


Maggots might help...
 
2014-02-19 01:41:10 PM
I laughed in horror at our brief Gorgor visit...

but anyways. Here's the real story for you all. You can correlate as you will, and please note the date of the article.

The pretty girl and the flies
 
2014-02-19 02:45:25 PM
sooooo... i noticed this aint on main page anymore. fully yanked eh? still on TF? or just expun-ged? i guess i'll find out when i hit post.
 
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