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(CNN)   After yesterday's bloodshed, Ukrainian president Yanukovych decides to dial back the rhetoric and become a voice of reason. Just kidding, he orders protesters to "disassociate themselves" from each other or be considered enemies of the state   (cnn.com) divider line 26
    More: Followup, President Viktor Yanukovych, Ukrainian President, Ukrainian, enemy of the state, moral support, Government of Ukraine, Catherine Ashton, Independence Square  
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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-19 12:41:52 PM  
6 votes:
He used to be much cooler.

static.tvtropes.org
2014-02-19 04:22:02 PM  
2 votes:

FarkedOver: neo-nazi groups


FarkedOver: fascism


FarkedOver: right-wing neo-nazi groups


FarkedOver: Protestors who happen to be nazi


FarkedOver: Most of the groups are moderate right-wing to far right-wing.


FarkedOver: Nazi Party


FarkedOver: Neo-Nazis



FarkedOver: I'm just asking

2014-02-19 01:47:12 PM  
2 votes:
I don't get these protestors.  Don't they want to live under the glory of Putin's puppet regime? Why would they want to join a bunch of eurohomo countries that are scared of Saddam Hussein when they could have their lives dictated by a STRONG leader that loves the church, doesn't put up with homosexuals, and engages in the pursuits of REAL men.

watchmen-news.com

While Obama parents and plays golf, Putin engages in manly photoshoots.  That's the leader America needs.  My gun club agrees.
2014-02-19 01:32:07 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-19 01:31:24 PM  
2 votes:
My 78-year-old Ukrainian mother had no idea about any of this when I talked to her yesterday. I wasn't surprised, she's 78 years old and not always up on current events, so I explained a bit about what I knew. Her father fought against the Bolsheviks so I made some comment about how history always repeats itself to which she replied, "Oh yeah, like Matthew McConaughy said in True Detective last week, time is like a flat circle" and I immediately had to reassess everything I know about my mother.
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-19 12:46:27 PM  
2 votes:
I know where he can get some advice for handling the situation!

news.bbcimg.co.uk
2014-02-19 10:57:00 PM  
1 votes:

tinfoil-hat maggie: Farkin' Uke: tinfoil-hat maggie: Farkin' Uke: Misogynist? So...you don't seem to have a strong command of the English language either, let alone the Ukrainian language...

I thick I bolded that part and yea were done here.

You're translations have been appreciated but you're commentary is silly and lacking in fact

"Cluck your tongue"??  You think men can't cluck their tongues?  This, coupled with the pathetic state of the rest of your post, has most definitely verified for everyone reading that your English isn't so hot.

Maybe it's time for you to sleep it off.

So you're saying the little girl should go to bed? Heh ; ) I've only just begun to fight

Soviet March - Red Army Propaganda [WWII]

/You are fun to play with ; D


I'm implying nothing of the sort.  I'm saying that you sound like you're drunker 'n hell and that when you sober up your posts won't look like the brilliant Rope-a-Dope that you believe them to be.
2014-02-19 10:07:52 PM  
1 votes:

zimbomba63: FarkedOver: NEDM: And? Are you saying that Lyiv is now the "National Socialist Republic of Lyiv"?

Take it with a grain of salt is all I'm saying as this area has been known to be sympathetic to the far right.

Revolutions are a tricky thing.  Revolutions are ripe for opportunists and are frequently ruined by those opportunists.  The far right is very opportunistic and it always has been.  If the far right can be staved off, great.... it's a wait and see approach more than anything.

(cough)Bolsheviks(cough)


(cough) Hugonaughts (cough)
2014-02-19 10:05:18 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: NEDM: And? Are you saying that Lyiv is now the "National Socialist Republic of Lyiv"?

Take it with a grain of salt is all I'm saying as this area has been known to be sympathetic to the far right.

Revolutions are a tricky thing.  Revolutions are ripe for opportunists and are frequently ruined by those opportunists.  The far right is very opportunistic and it always has been.  If the far right can be staved off, great.... it's a wait and see approach more than anything.


(cough)Bolsheviks(cough)
2014-02-19 09:10:01 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: NEDM: tinfoil-hat maggie: "Peaceful protesters" in Lviv with antitank guns.

Yes, Lyiv has declared independence yesterday.  Considering how the government has been acting, it's perfectly understandable for them to have deployed artillery.

Lviv is also the same place where the Ukrainian SS division was "honored" in August.


And?  Are you saying that Lyiv is now the "National Socialist Republic of Lyiv"?
2014-02-19 08:45:59 PM  
1 votes:

Confabulat: My 78-year-old Ukrainian mother had no idea about any of this when I talked to her yesterday. I wasn't surprised, she's 78 years old and not always up on current events, so I explained a bit about what I knew. Her father fought against the Bolsheviks so I made some comment about how history always repeats itself to which she replied, "Oh yeah, like Matthew McConaughy said in True Detective last week, time is like a flat circle" and I immediately had to reassess everything I know about my mother.


The fool doesn't even understand that time is a cube. You are right to question her.
2014-02-19 08:43:49 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: flexflint: FarkedOver

Let me show you your Marxism. Your Marxism, let me show you it: http://youtu.be/d50uu5EAvm8

Blocked at work. Care to describe the video briefly?


Wait, you have a job?  I thought you would be busy spending your day haranguing the masses.  Or is that on weekends only?
2014-02-19 06:04:05 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: Svoboda, one of the more right-wing neo-nazi groups involved in the demostrations urges people to keep fighting the "Muscovite-Jewish mafia running Ukraine".  These are the protestors you are supporting.  Congrats.


The Stupid Train pulled into the station, right on schedule.  And the first one off, is FarkedOver, as usual.
2014-02-19 05:49:14 PM  
1 votes:
@FarkedOver - This is what the people you support do.

pbs.twimg.com
2014-02-19 05:22:25 PM  
1 votes:

flexflint: He's a Marxist anti-capitalist.

/says so on his profile


I know. That's why he's panicking
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I call it "teabagisation"
2014-02-19 04:59:04 PM  
1 votes:

LewDux: FarkedOver: neo-nazi groups

FarkedOver: fascism

FarkedOver: right-wing neo-nazi groups

FarkedOver: Protestors who happen to be nazi

FarkedOver: Most of the groups are moderate right-wing to far right-wing.

FarkedOver: Nazi Party

FarkedOver: Neo-Nazis


FarkedOver: I'm just asking


He's a Marxist anti-capitalist.

/says so on his profile
2014-02-19 04:51:57 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: Farkin' Uke: FarkedOver: Farkin' Uke: He's pointing out that nobody buys your "just asking questions" bullshiat, Glenn...

It's really easy to make that leap with a snippet of a post.

You and maggie have both been falsely pushing this "Neo Nazi Fascist protest" bullshiat all day! -there is no leap being made here.  Then again, you may be Newting us with "People that directly quote me are lying" in which case I'm not even going to bother with you anymore...

So if I did a google search for neo-nazi involvement in this protest, I would get zero search results?


I'm sure there is a nonzero number of left-handed chicken farmers in the crowd as well.  Are you dense enough to start referring to this as a Left-Handed Chicken Farmer Protest?
2014-02-19 03:46:49 PM  
1 votes:

NEDM: FarkedOver: Split down the middle does not equal popular movement or support of the Ukrainian people.

...Yes it farking does!  It means that half the farking country is behind it!  Jesus Christ, listen to yourself!


i17.photobucket.com
2014-02-19 03:10:53 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: Split down the middle does not equal popular movement or support of the Ukrainian people.


...Yes it farking does!  It means that half the farking country is behind it!  Jesus Christ, listen to yourself!
2014-02-19 02:18:00 PM  
1 votes:
Freedom isn't free and I'm damned proud of the Ukrainians for standing up to their non-representative government.  If they manage to overthrow the pro-Russian government that's tormenting them, then the American people and government should be ready to throw their total support behind those revolutionary forces in Ukraine.

Good luck you crazy Ukrainian bastards.
2014-02-19 01:59:30 PM  
1 votes:

the_coach5040: I thought Barry O released a sternly word press release...how is this still happening?


He's just preparing to become an interfering dictating busybody, you know, like in those dreams you have.
2014-02-19 01:58:39 PM  
1 votes:
I'm rooting for the janitorial staff that will have to clean all this up once these unemployed people and government goons leave the square.  They are the real heroes.
2014-02-19 01:30:17 PM  
1 votes:
And the Russian hockey team was eliminated from the Olympics today. There are going to be some pissed off Russians out there.
2014-02-19 01:21:17 PM  
1 votes:
I thought Barry O released a sternly word press release...how is this still happening?
2014-02-19 01:19:38 PM  
1 votes:
They should just have a boxing match for the presidency.
2014-02-19 09:55:34 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
 
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