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(Daily Mail)   Woman pays for hypnotherapy to become a plastic sex doll. "I'd hit it with a blindfold on" pic included. Brought to you by Mattel   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-02-19 11:36:29 AM  
This article is obviously a fraud. It claims that there are "sexy photos" of this creature. There is no way any photo of this creature could qualify as sexy.
 
2014-02-19 11:40:41 AM  

MBooda: [thescienceofeating.com image 640x360]
[upload.mediatly.com image 400x500]


I can't stop looking at that rectangle face.  world record for widest chin?
 
2014-02-19 11:41:47 AM  
Hit it with a rolled-up newspaper or maybe a 2x4.
 
2014-02-19 11:42:02 AM  
Of course subby would hit it while wearing a blindfold...that's what you do with overstuffed pinatas, isn't it?
 
2014-02-19 11:42:06 AM  
That's really gross.
And nothing says farked in the head like fake tits.
Unless you survived a mastectomy and I can't tell.
 
2014-02-19 11:42:43 AM  
Looks like Henry Fonda's horse at opening scene of My Darling Clementine.
 
2014-02-19 11:42:43 AM  

FlashHarry: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x931]


Blondie Bennett, 38, from California, has sessions once a week to make her more easily confused and vacant.

uh, 58 is more like it, daily fail.


GAH!

Therion: [www.wetwebmedia.com image 225x300]


Thank you for the eye bleach.
 
2014-02-19 11:46:12 AM  

MBooda: You're thinking of one of the lesser Estevezes.



Ah, you're right!

img.fark.net

He was in Soul Taker. Such an awful, awful movie.....
 
2014-02-19 11:48:15 AM  
I like this comment under TFA:


"She wants to be treated like Barbie?? Quick, someone chop off all her hair, color on her with crayons, and toss her naked and forgotten into a toy box!! That's how 99% of Barbie dolls end up being treated!! She didn't think that one through very well, did she?"

This is Courtney Stodden in a couple of years.
 
2014-02-19 11:48:21 AM  
Plastic surgery to the pain; her ears she keeps and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing her hideousness will be hers to cherish. Every babe that weeps at her approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in her perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means she leaves herself in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Not even with my eyes gouged out would I "hit" that  thing.
 
2014-02-19 11:48:36 AM  
You can save money on your de-intelligencing using my new remote hypnotherapy technique.  Just send $2000/week to "Dumberest You" Bathsalt Industries, Pleasantville RI, 01011.
 
2014-02-19 11:51:52 AM  

johnny_vegas: Pincy: Not even with your dick subby

I would...I hate subby that much


I LoL'ed
 
2014-02-19 11:51:57 AM  

here to help: And is anyone else terrified at what's lurking underneath the crotchular area of that jumpsuit?


static.ddmcdn.com
 
2014-02-19 11:52:08 AM  
I'd hit it... with a syringe full of Propofol to put it out of its misery!
 
2014-02-19 11:52:53 AM  
Any medical professional who contributed to the creation of this psychiatric freak needs to have their license yanked.
 
2014-02-19 11:55:59 AM  
I'd rather do Stiffler's mom, and iirc, she was older than 38.
/esh...
 
2014-02-19 11:56:02 AM  

CygnusDarius: She can save a lot of money for hypnotherapy just by watching this:

Fox News
Fox Business
TMZ
Honey Boo Boo
Twilight
MTV


You'll have to add going to church, drinking domestic beer, being straight, and liking any band that has made money for the Fark cool kids to notice you. Keep trying, though.
 
2014-02-19 11:57:37 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-19 11:57:52 AM  

RoxtarRyan: MBooda: You're thinking of one of the lesser Estevezes.


Ah, you're right!

[img.fark.net image 850x585]

He was in Soul Taker. Such an awful, awful movie.....


Zep is never wrong, man!
 
2014-02-19 11:58:47 AM  

RedfordRenegade: Sweet Jesus, 38 must be the new 60, and 60 aint a prime number no matter how you look at it.


No, but 59 and 61 are.
 
2014-02-19 12:00:42 PM  

doubled99: love the natural look

Always enjoy this statement. Naturally fat? Naturally ugly or hideous? Anything natural is just better, huh?
Makeup, hair color, push-up bras. Find me this "natural" woman you speak of.


Natural, as in hasn't had more work done on her than a '67 Chevy.
 
2014-02-19 12:03:14 PM  
I think she's got the brainless part down already.
 
2014-02-19 12:06:28 PM  

That Guy Jeff: Plastic surgery to the pain; her ears she keeps and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing her hideousness will be hers to cherish. Every babe that weeps at her approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in her perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means she leaves herself in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Not even with my eyes gouged out would I "hit" that  thing.



24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-19 12:10:37 PM  

CygnusDarius: She can save a lot of money for hypnotherapy just by watching this:

Fox News
Fox Business
TMZ
Honey Boo Boo
Twilight
MTV


You forgot CNN and MSNBC.
 
2014-02-19 12:17:13 PM  
And thats what the sun and too much fake tanning does to your skin bleh. This one bar near me I go to now and then gets women like this in there. I took my GF there last summer and she said "Wow look at all the plastic"
 
2014-02-19 12:17:16 PM  
G.I. Joe is on his way to her Malibu beach house to get blown up
 
2014-02-19 12:19:39 PM  
With those lips, she could suck start a Harley
 
2014-02-19 12:22:13 PM  
Sweet jesus. That just isn't good. She looked mid 20's at 18 and looked good. It went down hill from there. I've seen plenty of good fake racks. But that is wrong.
 
2014-02-19 12:28:26 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 12:29:47 PM  
It's a two for one sale. The real Barbie Twins
 
2014-02-19 12:29:54 PM  
Eh.  I'd do her.  She looks cougar-freaky.
 
2014-02-19 12:31:05 PM  
Alla u studman69ers bets get outta my way
 
2014-02-19 12:31:17 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Eh.  I'd do her.  She looks cougar-freaky.


She looks like a cougar farked her face
 
2014-02-19 12:37:34 PM  

USCLaw2010: I happened to have married that plastic fark doll!


Yeah, but that's only cause you didn't know about Silo.  Sorry.
 
2014-02-19 12:45:06 PM  
OK I'd do her. But then my standards a kind of low.
 
2014-02-19 12:48:54 PM  
Ugh she looks disgusting.
 
2014-02-19 12:50:44 PM  
Woman has hypnotherapy to make her 'brainless like Barbie'.

Waste of money, since this was apparently a pre-existing condition.
 
2014-02-19 12:51:29 PM  
I'll be 48 in two weeks. There is absolutely no farking way that... thing is 10 years my junior.
 
2014-02-19 12:58:08 PM  

RoxtarRyan: MBooda: You're thinking of one of the lesser Estevezes.


Ah, you're right!

[img.fark.net image 850x585]

He was in Soul Taker. Such an awful, awful movie.....


The dude in Soul Taker with the catcher's mitt for a face was not Joe Estevez. Joe Estevez was his sidekick/flunky/assistant or whatever who was supposed to round up the souls. Think of it this way: Catcher's Mitt is Charlie, and Joe Estevez is Cheryl Ladd, basically.
 
2014-02-19 01:06:01 PM  

Texas Gabe: There is no farking way this is not satire.


Actually, it's a known fetish.
 
2014-02-19 01:12:21 PM  
Gah! I'm a straight dude, and I'd take my chances with Ken the Eunuch
 
2014-02-19 01:17:52 PM  
Why not a lobotomy?  Then she wouldn't be driving.  Or do they work that way?
 
2014-02-19 01:18:38 PM  
I've had sex with plastic dolls that look way better than her.
 
2014-02-19 01:26:23 PM  
'She has the best life. All she does is shop and make herself look pretty - she doesn't worry about anything.

Pretty much confirms how mentally ill she is, I hope she gets help.
 
2014-02-19 01:26:38 PM  
I can sorta understand that she has a messed up idea of body image.

but If she wanted to be as smart as barbie why isn't she going to college?

www.goingfaster.com thumbs3.ebaystatic.com
 
2014-02-19 01:28:25 PM  
Came for the comments. Leaving sated.
 
2014-02-19 01:28:25 PM  
I don't think the doll has near the camel toe that thing does.
 
2014-02-19 01:29:01 PM  

doubled99: love the natural look

Always enjoy this statement. Naturally fat? Naturally ugly or hideous? Anything natural is just better, huh?
Makeup, hair color, push-up bras. Find me this "natural" woman you speak of.


Check national geographic
 
2014-02-19 01:30:33 PM  

Texas Gabe: There is no farking way this is not satire.


My thoughts too.  I have a hard time believing that anyone is genuinely this stupid.

And that's saying something - in general, I have absolutely no faith in people having an intelligence level above potato.
 
2014-02-19 01:41:30 PM  
My armchair psychology degree says this is a quasi-sexual fixation on being a literal toy.  Given her druthers (and the necessary magic) she would be a plastic sex doll made animate via magic.

And yes, I *have* seen that sexual fetish before.
 
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