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(Daily Mail)   Woman pays for hypnotherapy to become a plastic sex doll. "I'd hit it with a blindfold on" pic included. Brought to you by Mattel   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 131
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2014-02-19 10:15:30 AM
Wait... that was a typo for 58 right?
 
2014-02-19 10:17:16 AM
At 38 she has not aged well.  Barbie isn't brainless.  She has had many professions including doctor.
 
2014-02-19 10:20:48 AM
That woman is mentally ill.
 
2014-02-19 10:23:49 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk


Blondie Bennett, 38, from California, has sessions once a week to make her more easily confused and vacant.

uh, 58 is more like it, daily fail.
 
2014-02-19 10:28:16 AM
She's got the plastic part down.
 
2014-02-19 10:56:56 AM

FlashHarry: Blondie Bennett, 38, from California, has sessions once a week to make her more easily confused and vacant.

uh, 58 is more like it, daily fail.


As for the confused and vacant part, I'm betting the Doctor doesn't need to do to much to get her there.
 
2014-02-19 10:57:51 AM
From the article, she seems to be under the impression that this is somehow desirable.

I am repulsed far beyond donotwant.jpg
 
2014-02-19 11:07:57 AM
I happened to have married that plastic fark doll!
 
2014-02-19 11:08:54 AM
dafuq?
 
2014-02-19 11:09:13 AM
She can save a lot of money for hypnotherapy just by watching this:

Fox News
Fox Business
TMZ
Honey Boo Boo
Twilight
MTV
 
2014-02-19 11:09:16 AM
Not even with your dick subby
 
2014-02-19 11:11:08 AM
Paying to become stupider? Do it for free by going to the Fark Politics forum.
 
2014-02-19 11:11:57 AM
Sweet Jesus, 38 must be the new 60, and 60 aint a prime number no matter how you look at it.
 
2014-02-19 11:12:08 AM

Pincy: Not even with your dick subby


I would...I hate subby that much
 
2014-02-19 11:12:27 AM

oldernell: At 38 she has not aged well.  Barbie isn't brainless.  She has had many professions including doctor.


You're right.  My sister's Barbie once gave my brother a prostate exam.  Head first.
 
2014-02-19 11:12:30 AM
Just.....no
 
2014-02-19 11:13:09 AM
Hawt.
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-02-19 11:13:25 AM
Needs HERO tag
 
2014-02-19 11:13:32 AM
thescienceofeating.com
upload.mediatly.com
 
2014-02-19 11:15:21 AM
Might hit it for the freak factor. If she wants to be treated like a plastic fark doll who am I to argue.
 
2014-02-19 11:15:23 AM
There is no farking way this is not satire.
 
2014-02-19 11:15:34 AM
www.wetwebmedia.com
 
2014-02-19 11:16:02 AM

CygnusDarius: She can save a lot of money for hypnotherapy just by watching this:

Fox News
Fox Business
TMZ
Honey Boo Boo
Twilight
MTV


You forgot MSNBC
 
2014-02-19 11:16:20 AM
Ken commits suicide.
 
2014-02-19 11:16:24 AM
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

/'srsly.....no
 
2014-02-19 11:17:48 AM
Looks more like 58, than 38, but, at least for once, we have an HONEST whore.
 
2014-02-19 11:18:18 AM
Hey Blondie! You look like a real bi-waAhahahah
 
2014-02-19 11:18:34 AM
All glory to hypnotoad
 
B A
2014-02-19 11:19:44 AM
I'm sure the Sugar Daddys who pay for her pictures are desperate enough to fantasize about her because they believe she's stupid & easily manipulated. She's telling them the lie, they want to believe, as she pockets the money & laughs with the "hypnotist" she's sleping with.
 
2014-02-19 11:19:51 AM
38? Jesus! My mom looks about as old as that chick and she's 70.

Clean livin' and not taking miles of internet cock has helped her stay young. Unlike subby's mom.
 
2014-02-19 11:20:47 AM
Seems to me she's wasting her money, she is dumber than a box of rocks. Also her hips are too narrow.
 
2014-02-19 11:21:47 AM

USCLaw2010: I happened to have married that plastic fark doll!


I hate how they just lay there taking it.
 
2014-02-19 11:21:52 AM
And is anyone else terrified at what's lurking underneath the crotchular area of that jumpsuit? Looks like an octopus is trying to escape.
 
2014-02-19 11:21:54 AM

uncleacid: Ken commits suicide.


Meh. Ken's been outta the closet for years.
 
2014-02-19 11:22:00 AM
Where exactly is the point when boobs become too big and ugly?
I think she has gone well beyond that point.
/ hate "basketball" boobs
// love the natural look
 
2014-02-19 11:25:57 AM
That's a farkin' rough looking 38.

/more like 100 miles of bad road crammed into two blocks
 
2014-02-19 11:26:46 AM
Considering what I just saw there. I think the money on the hypnotherapist was wasted.

/cannot unsee what was seen.
//needs bleach
 
2014-02-19 11:26:47 AM

cig-mkr: Where exactly is the point when boobs become too big and ugly?
I think she has gone well beyond that point.
/ hate "basketball" boobs
// love the natural look


I totally agree. Any more than a mouthfull is a waste, although still fun.
 
2014-02-19 11:27:44 AM
Once again, a case of being fifty times more beautiful before she started down this road...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-19 11:27:48 AM

MBooda: [thescienceofeating.com image 640x360]
[upload.mediatly.com image 400x500]


Isn't that the same guy who battled Rowsdower?
 
2014-02-19 11:28:42 AM
Is life in plastic REALLY fantastic?  Really?

By the way, who hit that poor woman with a 2x4?
 
2014-02-19 11:29:57 AM
love the natural look

Always enjoy this statement. Naturally fat? Naturally ugly or hideous? Anything natural is just better, huh?
Makeup, hair color, push-up bras. Find me this "natural" woman you speak of.
 
2014-02-19 11:30:18 AM

FatherChaos: Is life in plastic REALLY fantastic?  Really?

By the way, who hit that poor woman with a 2x4?


2x4 my ass, she got hit with the whole lumber mill.
 
2014-02-19 11:31:10 AM
Oh, for f**k's sake.
 
2014-02-19 11:31:54 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 11:32:23 AM
If she is 38 then I am the pope.

/ is not the Pope
// Jewish
/// Nasty-looking woman is nasty
 
2014-02-19 11:33:19 AM

RoxtarRyan: MBooda: [thescienceofeating.com image 640x360]
[upload.mediatly.com image 400x500]

Isn't that the same guy who battled Rowsdower?


You're thinking of one of the lesser Estevezes.

/but that would have been good
//rowsdower
 
2014-02-19 11:34:31 AM
that's one ugly broad. ill never understand how anyone can think those misshapen swollen rocks on her chest are in any way attractive.. not to mention that horrid duck face. that is sooo unsexy. i think a rubber sex doll would be a whole lot more fun that bangin that bag of ugly bones.
 
2014-02-19 11:35:07 AM
Sugar daddies pay for transformation and rent in exchange for sexy photos

You're sugar daddying wrong, friends.
 
2014-02-19 11:35:14 AM
Just another reminder, DON'T STICK IT IN THE CRAZY!!
 
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