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(Guardian)   After Zombeavers and Shark Attack, here are five more crappy, high-concept monster movies that could be coming to your local theatre soon   (theguardian.com ) divider line
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1302 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Feb 2014 at 10:53 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-19 10:00:07 AM  
Still holding out for Honey Badger from Hell.

Scores of B movie actresses are terrorized by a mutant 30 Ft tall Honey Badger.  He don't care.
 
2014-02-19 10:58:24 AM  
You people goggle at this crap and say it is "so bad that it is good", but you're doing to get bored with it. Hollywood, however, will take years to move onto some new fad and will keep churning out this garbage. So knock it off.
 
2014-02-19 11:52:56 AM  
Acclaimed sexy scientist Tara Reid
Now I know, this has got to be satire.
 
2014-02-19 12:41:06 PM  
The most frightening urban thriller ever made!

Vajayjay-walking!
 
2014-02-19 12:41:45 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Still holding out for Honey Badger from Hell.

Scores of B movie actresses are terrorized by a mutant 30 Ft tall Honey Badger.  He don't care.


you want scary??? How about Honey Boo Boo Badger and Momma June Bikini Beech Bingo!

I'll be hiding under my bunk.
 
2014-02-19 01:02:34 PM  
Vole-cano (as suggested by ID1300995)
Acclaimed sexy scientist Tara Reid has trouble convincing the UN of her latest theory - that science was wrong all along and that the Earth's core is actually packed with voles - until a fissure opens in Toronto and sprays everyone with boiling hot voles. The president suggests blocking the hole with a big cork, but Reid knows better than this. This is why, backed by a ragtag gang of volunteers, she embarks on a life-or-death mission to the centre of the Earth to reason with the malevolent Vole King (voiced by Screech from Saved by the Bell).


I actually would watch the heck out of that.
 
2014-02-19 01:14:58 PM  

Saiga410: Vole-cano (as suggested by ID1300995)
Acclaimed sexy scientist Tara Reid has trouble convincing the UN of her latest theory - that science was wrong all along and that the Earth's core is actually packed with voles - until a fissure opens in Toronto and sprays everyone with boiling hot voles. The president suggests blocking the hole with a big cork, but Reid knows better than this. This is why, backed by a ragtag gang of volunteers, she embarks on a life-or-death mission to the centre of the Earth to reason with the malevolent Vole King (voiced by Screech from Saved by the Bell).


I actually would watch the heck out of that.


Every bit of that seems plausible except casting Tara Reid as a "Sexy" Scientist.
 
2014-02-19 03:12:03 PM  
Am I the only one that thinks that Zombeaver would make an awesome name for a porno?
 
2014-02-19 03:14:50 PM  

Saiga410: Vole-cano (as suggested by ID1300995)
Acclaimed sexy scientist Tara Reid has trouble convincing the UN of her latest theory - that science was wrong all along and that the Earth's core is actually packed with voles - until a fissure opens in Toronto and sprays everyone with boiling hot voles. The president suggests blocking the hole with a big cork, but Reid knows better than this. This is why, backed by a ragtag gang of volunteers, she embarks on a life-or-death mission to the centre of the Earth to reason with the malevolent Vole King (voiced by Screech from Saved by the Bell).


I actually would watch the heck out of that.


Seconded.
 
2014-02-19 05:36:37 PM  
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It will happen.
 
2014-02-19 05:38:23 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Saiga410: Vole-cano (as suggested by ID1300995)
Acclaimed sexy scientist Tara Reid has trouble convincing the UN of her latest theory - that science was wrong all along and that the Earth's core is actually packed with voles - until a fissure opens in Toronto and sprays everyone with boiling hot voles. The president suggests blocking the hole with a big cork, but Reid knows better than this. This is why, backed by a ragtag gang of volunteers, she embarks on a life-or-death mission to the centre of the Earth to reason with the malevolent Vole King (voiced by Screech from Saved by the Bell).


I actually would watch the heck out of that.

Seconded.


I think  We Fought A Zoo sounds workable.
 
2014-02-19 05:40:42 PM  

Brick-House: Saiga410: Vole-cano (as suggested by ID1300995)
Acclaimed sexy scientist Tara Reid has trouble convincing the UN of her latest theory - that science was wrong all along and that the Earth's core is actually packed with voles - until a fissure opens in Toronto and sprays everyone with boiling hot voles. The president suggests blocking the hole with a big cork, but Reid knows better than this. This is why, backed by a ragtag gang of volunteers, she embarks on a life-or-death mission to the centre of the Earth to reason with the malevolent Vole King (voiced by Screech from Saved by the Bell).


I actually would watch the heck out of that.

Every bit of that seems plausible except casting Tara Reid as a "Sexy" Scientist.


Just make sure you name her "Professor Christmas Jones" or something like that, and it will be cool.Her sex appeal only has to work in dark scenes and when compared to dismembered, dying people.
 
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