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(CNN)   Expect to see Jim Gaffigan on every major news network being interviewed as an expert   (cnn.com) divider line 20
    More: Obvious, Jim Gaffigan, Hot Pockets, Cheese Hot, cheeses  
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2014-02-19 08:16:10 AM  
Even Jim Gaffigan hates Jim Gaffigan

/hot pockets!
 
2014-02-19 08:16:15 AM  
I saw this article this morning and was all like "Noooooooooooooooooo!" until I read that it was only the Philly variety.

Apparently it is still safe for me to wallow in the ham and cheesy goodness that is the original Hot Pocket.
 
2014-02-19 08:16:16 AM  
Diarrhea pocket!
 
2014-02-19 08:17:10 AM  
Two recalls in as many days?
 
2014-02-19 08:17:27 AM  
Wow, 2 recalls in 24 hours.  That must suck.
 
2014-02-19 08:18:40 AM  
Alabama hot pockets still considered safe and enjoyable.
 
2014-02-19 08:22:18 AM  
Every time I make those things, they get about as hot as the surface of an average star. I can imagine that any microorganisms are going to live through that. I know the tissues of my mouth don't survive.
 
2014-02-19 08:25:19 AM  
cdnpix.com
 
2014-02-19 08:26:25 AM  
if you make your own with cresent rolls and other food stuffs they are quite delicious
 
2014-02-19 08:26:30 AM  

GameSprocket: Every time I make those things, they get about as hot as the surface of an average star. I can imagine that any microorganisms are going to live through that. I know the tissues of my mouth don't survive.


true,  but the boiling lava hot areas of a hot pocket are surrounded by semi-icy frozen sections.   Those will give you the mad cow disease or hoof and mouth.... whatever.

/prepared in a dirty microwave
//HotPocket
 
2014-02-19 08:34:57 AM  
Follow-Up tag out with diarrhea?
 
2014-02-19 08:34:58 AM  
Protip: Never ever buy anything that uses "Philly" as part of its name.

Especially if you're in Philly.
 
2014-02-19 08:35:18 AM  
Dead pooooocket.
 
2014-02-19 08:41:57 AM  

netcentric: GameSprocket: Every time I make those things, they get about as hot as the surface of an average star. I can imagine that any microorganisms are going to live through that. I know the tissues of my mouth don't survive.

true,  but the boiling lava hot areas of a hot pocket are surrounded by semi-icy frozen sections.   Those will give you the mad cow disease or hoof and mouth.... whatever.

/prepared in a dirty microwave
//HotPocket


Gotta toughen up that immune system somehow.
 
2014-02-19 08:42:52 AM  
Didn't someone already make this joke yesterday?
 
2014-02-19 08:50:47 AM  
Hey Guys, I'm an expert too.

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2014-02-19 08:56:02 AM  
HOT back POCKET
 
2014-02-19 09:25:42 AM  
Stop giving Jim Gaffigan the attention he needs to survive!
 
2014-02-19 10:25:46 AM  
And Cake!
 
2014-02-19 11:07:17 AM  
I had two of the recalled hot pockets on Monday, then read about the recall on Tuesday.  So far no gastric explosions from either end...  I should have gone with the microwave burrito.
 
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