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(The Week UK)   Is there really a shortage of clowns in the US? "No there is not," says angry clown leader   (theweek.co.uk) divider line 41
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2014-02-19 08:24:57 AM  
It's misleading since you can fit so many into a VW
 
2014-02-19 08:32:05 AM  
I know where to find at least 435 of 'em
 
2014-02-19 08:40:41 AM  
Wait ...

There is a clown leader? And he is ANGRY?!
 
2014-02-19 09:10:42 AM  
Look, I'm killing them as fast as I can.
 
2014-02-19 09:27:06 AM  
As long as he doesn't become so angry that he goes insane.
 
2014-02-19 09:27:36 AM  
Angry clown leader? Drew? Is that you?!
 
2014-02-19 09:28:32 AM  
What a fool, he could raise his prices if availability of clowns decreases.
 
2014-02-19 09:28:46 AM  
It's not a "shortage" if it's something that is actively terrible. We don't have a "shortage" of gamma radiation or chlorine gas.

Put the baloon animals away, losers. We don't care.
 
2014-02-19 09:30:20 AM  
FTA: "There is NO fear of a clown shortage in the US. Clown of America International is doing very well."

Actually, our fear is that there is no clown shortage.
 
2014-02-19 09:30:27 AM  
Clowns are creepy.
 
2014-02-19 09:30:54 AM  
Great now what am I going to do with all these clowns I bought last week? I was hoping to gain a windfall of pies and funny money.
 
2014-02-19 09:31:12 AM  
Those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.
 
2014-02-19 09:34:12 AM  
Am I the only one that isn't scared shiatless by a clown? Yeah, they're mildly annoying but most kids love them so I don't care.

It's the parents that creep out.
 
2014-02-19 09:45:57 AM  
GIS for angry clown leader had alot less clowns that I expected. And no I'm not turning off filtering at work.
 
2014-02-19 09:51:41 AM  
They were all seen driving one of these.
 
2014-02-19 09:52:38 AM  

Sneakernets: Am I the only one that isn't scared shiatless by a clown? Yeah, they're mildly annoying but most kids love them so I don't care.

It's the parents that creep out.


Wait. I didn't like clowns as a kid and I didn't know any other kids who did. They're too lame. Lame or unsettling.
 
2014-02-19 09:53:18 AM  
I never understood the appeal of clowns.
 
2014-02-19 09:53:45 AM  
Durn unfetchable link, they were all seen driving one of these
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2014-02-19 09:57:28 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-19 10:00:35 AM  
cdn.theweek.co.uk


I'd tweak their noses, if ya know what I mean...
 
2014-02-19 10:00:53 AM  
He sounds like a "computer expert" my company would hire.
 
2014-02-19 10:02:23 AM  
Would a shortage of clowns really be a bad thing?
 
2014-02-19 10:05:09 AM  

MadMonk: Would a shortage of clowns really be a bad thing?


Who would run the government?
 
2014-02-19 10:11:02 AM  

HawgWild: Wait ...

There is a clown leader? And he is ANGRY?!


They're coming for you - run!
 
2014-02-19 10:15:54 AM  

EvilEgg: It's misleading since you can fit so many into a VW


Robot Chicken Agrees (SFW)
 
2014-02-19 10:21:16 AM  
I think someone at Time magazine doesn't understand the difference between "shortage of" and "decreased demand for".
 
2014-02-19 10:23:31 AM  
I have been to washington dc, you know.
 
2014-02-19 10:25:04 AM  

HawgWild: Wait ...

There is a clown leader? And he is ANGRY?!


Ted Cruz is always angry
 
2014-02-19 10:30:40 AM  
I liked Conan's joke on it- the result of one fatal car crash.
 
2014-02-19 10:31:37 AM  

EvilEgg: It's misleading since you can fit so many into a VW



pbfcomics.com
 
2014-02-19 10:47:40 AM  
Clown shortage?

 piq.codeus.net

/ hate clowns....
 
2014-02-19 12:16:24 PM  
No uncle buck gif?

Anyways, don't mess with Patches. He will kick your ass.

/not obscure
//got a wine stain on my face
 
2014-02-19 12:16:46 PM  

jayhawk88: It's not a "shortage" if it's something that is actively terrible. We don't have a "shortage" of gamma radiation or chlorine gas.


static4.wikia.nocookie.net

Unavailable for comment.
 
2014-02-19 12:23:23 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I know where to find at least 435 of 'em


Make that 546.  You have to include the Senate, the Prez, the Veep and the entire Supreme Court.  Not to mention thousands of denizens of the Permanent Bureaucracy, most of whom could not find their own butts in the dark with both hands.
 
2014-02-19 12:43:45 PM  
Far as I'm concerned, we need all the clowns we can get.

One of my ex-girlfriends had a father who was actually a former cop who became a clown. He was AWESOME at it. He billed himself as Stickers the Clown and did children's birthday parties and hospital appearances. Not only did he have a great little act going, but it offered a neat little window into what the profession entailed. At the time I knew him, it was a simple act with a few card tricks and balloon animals, but I heard that he did get into one of those Ringling Bros. clown colleges later.

Always been my favorite part of the circus, the clowns.
 
2014-02-19 12:49:33 PM  
angry clown leader

nightmare complete: clowns have a leader and he is angry
 
2014-02-19 01:29:26 PM  

HawgWild: Wait ...

There is a clown leader? And he is ANGRY?!


A clown leader, Is that the final boss of the internet?
 
2014-02-19 01:51:02 PM  

Sybarite: Look, I'm killing them as fast as I can.


You have to kill the head clown.
 
2014-02-19 02:29:17 PM  

nytmare: Sybarite: Look, I'm killing them as fast as I can.

You have to kill the head clown.


But you also need to use the Holy Stake, which I happen to have right here, and can sell you for a very reasonable price.
 
2014-02-19 04:02:56 PM  
Dont let people know there is not a shortage that way you can charge more for clowning.
 
2014-02-19 04:55:59 PM  
 
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