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(WFTV Orlando)   There's nothing like returning home to discover your house was burglarized and that the culprit helped himself to your comfortable davenport, falling asleep atop it, clutching a knife   (wftv.com) divider line 27
    More: Florida, Judith Smolinski, butcher knife, Duane Immich, kitchen knife, burglary, knife, coffee tables  
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2014-02-19 08:26:57 AM  
Aww, wook at the widdle sleepy burglar...
 
2014-02-19 08:27:12 AM  
Who says "davenport" any more?  The last person I heard use it was my 86yo grandma.
 
2014-02-19 08:27:17 AM  
It was burgled.
 
2014-02-19 08:27:55 AM  
Knife thread!
 
2014-02-19 08:29:54 AM  
....and... you would have thought she would have just thanked the guy for burglar-proofing her home.
 
2014-02-19 08:30:34 AM  
Did also bust up the chifferobe?
 
2014-02-19 08:35:32 AM  

mutterfark: Did also bust up the chifferobe?


Yeah, way out by the kokomo.
 
2014-02-19 08:41:26 AM  

GDubDub: Who says "davenport" any more?  The last person I heard use it was my 86yo grandma.


img.photobucket.com

This guy.
 
2014-02-19 08:43:49 AM  
Burgling is hard work.
 
2014-02-19 08:44:42 AM  

mutterfark: Did also bust up the chifferobe?


No, he just got a Hudepol from the Frigidaire, and listened to the Motorola for a bit.
 
2014-02-19 08:46:18 AM  
The way to handle this situation would be to point a shotgun at his chest, and scream "HEY!" as loudly as possible. Wait until he wakes up, startled, to pull the trigger.
 
2014-02-19 08:55:27 AM  

mutterfark: Did also bust up the chifferobe?


No, he actually just got a box down from on top of it.

Later, he'll be shot trying to escape.
 
2014-02-19 08:55:50 AM  

GDubDub: Who says "davenport" any more?  The last person I heard use it was my 86yo grandma.


This.

Haven't heard that since the 70s and it was my grandmother who used it then.
 
2014-02-19 08:55:59 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: This guy.


Is it bad that I knew who that was at first glance?
 
2014-02-19 08:59:59 AM  

GDubDub: Who says "davenport" any more?  The last person I heard use it was my 86yo grandma.


This - although people in Iowa still use "davenport". I always do a doubletake when I go back for a visit.
 
2014-02-19 09:00:03 AM  
The davenport is over by the chesterfield.
 
2014-02-19 09:08:17 AM  

labman: Pants full of macaroni!!: This guy.

Is it bad that I knew who that was at first glance?


Not really.  If you said "Oh lord, Griswold's gonna be in the thread" before clicking on it, maybe.
 
2014-02-19 09:10:46 AM  
"He had one open beer on my coffee table,"

The bigger issue is, did he use a coaster?
 
2014-02-19 09:40:42 AM  
I'd be pissed if someone was in *my* Davenport

www.formulatv.com

/Yo dawg, I heard you liked davenports so I put a Davenport on your davenport.
 
2014-02-19 09:43:50 AM  

the_rev: The way to handle this situation would be to point a shotgun at his chest, and scream "HEY!" as loudly as possible. Wait until he wakes up, startled, to pull the trigger.


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Not how you want to wake up. Ever.

/Also, the proper response is *never* "You don't have the guts!"
 
2014-02-19 10:05:18 AM  

the_rev: The way to handle this situation would be to point a shotgun at his chest, and scream "HEY!" as loudly as possible. Wait until he wakes up, startled, to pull the trigger.


Now you have a mess on your...uhhh....davenport. Davenport....davenport....say it....davenport....

meh, it looses its meaning after a while....


davenport.
 
2014-02-19 10:26:10 AM  
Came for this, satisfying myself... as usual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwpw-AkeJQE
 
2014-02-19 11:55:38 AM  
Where is Davenport?  This headline makes no sense.
 
2014-02-19 12:30:15 PM  

JimBob1015: Came for this, satisfying myself... as usual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwpw-AkeJQE


I was gonna post that, but then I got lazy.

/but not lazy enough to post this
 
2014-02-19 01:19:21 PM  
Is it the material of the couch or is it completely filthy?
 
2014-02-19 03:07:09 PM  

BinderWoman: GDubDub: Who says "davenport" any more?  The last person I heard use it was my 86yo grandma.

This - although people in Iowa still use "davenport". I always do a doubletake when I go back for a visit.


My parents say "davenport" They're from Minnesota.
 
2014-02-19 07:15:04 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: GDubDub: Who says "davenport" any more?  The last person I heard use it was my 86yo grandma.

[img.photobucket.com image 288x360]

This guy.


Gavin McLeod?
 
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