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(WTKR)   You know it was a crazy 30th anniversary vow renewal ceremony when one person is shot to death, others wounded - and the jury can't convict anyone because so many people were shooting   (wtkr.com) divider line 21
    More: Interesting, vow renewal, Jermaine Belvin, convicts, jury  
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2014-02-19 08:37:53 AM  
I thought this would be one of those middle eastern weddings where everyone is shooting AKs and handguns.
 
2014-02-19 08:40:55 AM  
TV told me they can do forensics on the bullet an determine the gun/shooter from a red light camera 3 miles away by using an enhanced IR fingerprint on a piece of cake.

TV lied to me again.
 
2014-02-19 08:50:57 AM  

Molavian: I thought this would be one of those middle eastern weddings where everyone is shooting AKs and handguns.


Given the details in the article, it way as well have been.
 
2014-02-19 08:50:57 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: TV told me they can do forensics on the bullet an determine the gun/shooter from a red light camera 3 miles away by using an enhanced IR fingerprint on a piece of cake.

TV lied to me again.


Unfortunately, the nearest red light camera was not pointed at a surface on which the altercation was reflected, such as a small spoon or a cornea.
 
2014-02-19 09:08:36 AM  
Yeah, i call cover-up. I watch CSI and so I know about DNA. It is INFALLIBLE.  We know the killer handled the bullets while loading the gun. All we have to do is retrieve some of the fatal bullet fragments, collect the murder's  DNA from it, run it through the Interpol DNA database...and we got him!
 
2014-02-19 09:12:26 AM  
"According to the Commonwealth's Attorney's office, Ditesha Wilkerson testified that she saw Belvin come towards her with a gun and was then shot.  However, other witnesses testified that another brother said he accidentally shot her when firing at the defendant."

That phrasing is just a bit confusing.
 
2014-02-19 09:13:37 AM  
Sounds like it was a hell of a party.
 
2014-02-19 09:15:43 AM  
Please tell me they were black so we dont have to have another HUURRRRRR MUH SEKUND AMENTED RIGHTS U GUISE thread.

"Ditesha Wilkerson"

oh thank heavens
 
2014-02-19 09:17:31 AM  

wellreadneck: "According to the Commonwealth's Attorney's office, Ditesha Wilkerson testified that she saw Belvin come towards her with a gun and was then shot.  However, other witnesses testified that another brother said he accidentally shot her when firing at the defendant."

That phrasing is just a bit confusing.

charming.
 
2014-02-19 09:37:14 AM  
Gangsta Weddings... what can I say?

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2014-02-19 09:37:25 AM  
Huh. I never thought I'd see my hometown on a Fark thread relating to Derp but, here we are.

If it had happened over in Norfolk i bet it would'be been blown off as a Friday night regularity.
 
2014-02-19 09:38:41 AM  

Dimensio: Random Anonymous Blackmail: TV told me they can do forensics on the bullet an determine the gun/shooter from a red light camera 3 miles away by using an enhanced IR fingerprint on a piece of cake.

TV lied to me again.

Unfortunately, the nearest red light camera was not pointed at a surface on which the altercation was reflected, such as a small spoon or a cornea.


Pretty sad when your wedding photographer is a red light camera.
 
2014-02-19 09:40:18 AM  
Pakistan? Nope
Redneckistan? Nope
Virginia Beach? WTF?
 
2014-02-19 09:46:07 AM  
Tell me again how an armed society is a polite society.
 
2014-02-19 09:59:26 AM  
Once again boondocks is a documentary, not a cartoon.
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There was another more dictionary based image of this instance but it would likely get me banned.
 
2014-02-19 10:49:43 AM  
many people armed at the beach...clicks link...yep right again

/keeping stereotypes going since...forever
 
2014-02-19 11:15:38 AM  

Molavian: I thought this would be one of those middle eastern weddings where everyone is shooting AKs and handguns.


No, it sounds like a RED wedding to me...
 
2014-02-19 02:16:36 PM  
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2014-02-19 02:25:30 PM  
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Approves.
 
2014-02-19 02:27:51 PM  
This would have never happened if we had banned marriage.
 
2014-02-19 04:16:53 PM  
TA DA!
 
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