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(UPI)   And now for information you DON'T want to know: Barbara Walters reveals that the name of her vibrator is "selfie"   (upi.com) divider line 55
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2014-02-19 09:06:54 AM
Not clicking. Not clicking not clicking. No.
 
2014-02-19 09:07:47 AM
old people pleasure themselves.
 
2014-02-19 09:08:01 AM
I've seen a couple of different variations on this "info you don't want to know" theme about this storuy get redlit over that past day or so. I guess the admins think farkers are too dumb and need to get the clickbait in the headline.  :)
 
2014-02-19 09:08:49 AM
- "Is it black?"
- "No."
- *pfff* "Racist."
 
2014-02-19 09:09:32 AM
Vibewayter
 
2014-02-19 09:10:07 AM
Well, then, thanks, sub. For the information you know I don't want. Thanks for that. I work nights, and I'm about to go to sleep. So know I know this. Great. Thanks. Wonderful.
 
2014-02-19 09:10:46 AM
What gets her off more than that vibrator is the limelight, and she'll say or do anything to stay the center of attention.  Sad, pathetic woman.
 
2014-02-19 09:10:59 AM
Are we sure she didn't say "Sophie?"
 
2014-02-19 09:11:01 AM

Geoff Peterson: I've seen a couple of different variations on this "info you don't want to know" theme about this storuy get redlit over that past day or so. I guess the admins think farkers are too dumb and need to get the clickbait in the headline.  :)


still beats an upworthy headline
 
2014-02-19 09:11:15 AM
Is it weawwy, weawwy wawge?
 
2014-02-19 09:11:28 AM
I name mine Slickwilly.
 
2014-02-19 09:12:45 AM
Give a new meaning to "taking a selfie"
 
2014-02-19 09:12:57 AM
Does it have a kick starter?
 
2014-02-19 09:15:33 AM
My tight-laced Irish Catholic mother is spinning in her grave.

Women have become so inappropriate and rude in the last couple decades.  Pretty soon, they'll be belching and scratching their balls in public.

Baba Wawa?  She just wants to believe we're all fascinated by whatever spews out of her mouth.  It's hubris.  An unbecoming.
 
2014-02-19 09:19:24 AM
www.retrouprising.com
 
2014-02-19 09:19:27 AM
I share my selfie with everyone!

Selfies leave a bad taste in my mouth.
 
2014-02-19 09:23:31 AM
www.sz-wholesaler.com

Selfie. Sadly, it has been sent back to the manufacturer for the 49cc upgrade. Anything higher and Babs will need a motorcycle license to ride it.
 
2014-02-19 09:26:59 AM

Princess Ryans Knickers: I name mine Slickwilly.


4.bp.blogspot.com

How you doin'?
 
2014-02-19 09:28:14 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [www.sz-wholesaler.com image 850x283]

Selfie. Sadly, it has been sent back to the manufacturer for the 49cc upgrade. Anything higher and Babs will need a motorcycle license to ride it.


I bet that gets the old Wizard's Sleeve flapping.
 
2014-02-19 09:30:28 AM
I would have thought she'd name it Hugh Downs.


Hugh Downs for a little nookie?
 
2014-02-19 09:31:58 AM
wow a lot of haters in this thread.

they must be jealous.

/I think she said "Sophie"
 
2014-02-19 09:32:24 AM
OK then.

d3rm69wky8vagu.cloudfront.net
 
2014-02-19 09:32:54 AM
www.reactiongifs.com
I threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2014-02-19 09:33:14 AM
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-19 09:37:07 AM

soakitincider: old people pleasure themselves.


www.demeterclarc.com
 
2014-02-19 09:37:15 AM

Hobodeluxe: wow a lot of haters in this thread.

they must be jealous.

/I think she said "Sophie"


What farking difference does it make what she called it?  The fact that she brooked this puerile subject at all is the point of the discussion.

/I think she said Sochi.
 
2014-02-19 09:39:19 AM
The Spelunker.
 
2014-02-19 09:45:35 AM
Hope she doesn't use 220 volt current...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-19 09:46:00 AM

megarian: The Spelunker.


Ha!  Good one.

hisvorpal.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-19 09:48:02 AM
Dear god, I'll have nightmares for weeks just from reading that headline.
 
2014-02-19 09:52:48 AM
AKA Cathode ray tube
 
2014-02-19 09:53:41 AM
Doesn't it chip her teeth?
 
2014-02-19 09:57:06 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [www.sz-wholesaler.com image 850x283]

Selfie. Sadly, it has been sent back to the manufacturer for the 49cc upgrade. Anything higher and Babs will need a motorcycle license to ride it.


Hmmm I like the way you think.  I got an old running Zx-11 in the garage not doing anything right now.  1100cc of pure sportbike power should be able to titillate most women, might be time to break out the millermatic and some KY for my next DiY project.
 
2014-02-19 10:02:29 AM
i41.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-19 10:03:27 AM
i have it on good authority that the above item was purchased new by ms. walters from an ad in the back of the june, 1922, issue of colliers magazine.
 
2014-02-19 10:03:59 AM
Who?
 
2014-02-19 10:16:37 AM
And now for information you DON'T want to know: Barbara Walters reveals that the name of her vibrator is "selfie"

FTA
: "How did you know? You know what it's called?" Walters replied. "A selfie."

WTF: "How did you know? You know what it's called?" Walters replied. "It's named 'selfie'." 

Does anyone speak Engrish anymore?
 
2014-02-19 10:17:29 AM
That moment where you begin to seriously regret satisfying your curiosity.
 
2014-02-19 10:18:55 AM

trappedspirit: And now for information you DON'T want to know: Barbara Walters reveals that the name of her vibrator is "selfie"

FTA: "How did you know? You know what it's called?" Walters replied. "A selfie."

WTF: "How did you know? You know what it's called?" Walters replied. "It's named 'selfie'." 

Does anyone speak Engrish anymore?


Yeah, it seemed to me like she was referring to the act of masturbation itself as a "selfie."
Which is actually pretty clever for an octogenarian.
 
2014-02-19 10:22:33 AM

Gotfire: Vibewayter


i1026.photobucket.com
'I wove it.'
 
2014-02-19 11:00:33 AM
Oh God. I can never un-read that headline.

/Am NOT clicking the link.
 
2014-02-19 11:00:34 AM

ransack.: Well, then, thanks, sub. For the information you know I don't want. Thanks for that. I work nights, and I'm about to go to sleep. So know I know this. Great. Thanks. Wonderful.


Wow
Great
Much disturbing
Bzzzzzzzz

/doge
 
2014-02-19 11:01:45 AM
Just an attention whore trying to create "buzz".
 
2014-02-19 11:09:34 AM
Scripted outrageous personal anecdote is scripted.
 
2014-02-19 11:19:04 AM
Oh god I'm vomiting things I haven't even eaten yet
 
2014-02-19 11:22:47 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-19 11:34:28 AM
Clever. Destroy annoying millennial "words" by having uncool old people attribute them to grossness. Smells like 4chan.
 
2014-02-19 11:38:34 AM
img.fark.net

I guess Steely Dan was taken
 
2014-02-19 11:39:01 AM

That Guy Jeff: Clever. Destroy annoying millennial "words" by having uncool old people attribute them to grossness. Smells like 4chan.


I'm not exactly proud of humanity when I say this, but quotes around "words" is wrong, because selfie is actually in the Oxford English Dictionary, and is thus as real as an English word can be.
 
2014-02-19 11:49:29 AM

megarian: The Spelunker.


Cavers save spelunkers.

/just sayin
 
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