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(Fox News)   The source of the Stonehenge rocks has been found. Apparently, it was some guy named 'Ian'   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Stonehenge, Journal of Archaeological Science, outcrops, rocks  
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3758 clicks; posted to Geek » on 19 Feb 2014 at 9:04 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-19 08:10:40 AM  
Insert obligatory Spinal Tap reference here.
2014-02-19 09:08:18 AM  
Bull hockey, everyone knows Armstrong was drunk on a date with his wife.
2014-02-19 09:19:01 AM  
Came here for the aliens reference, leaving disappointed
2014-02-19 09:22:49 AM  
2014-02-19 09:23:20 AM  
Wait, I thought it was built by whales.
2014-02-19 09:35:59 AM  
Well we know it couldn't have been Eddie, what with him busy working on the pyramids.
2014-02-19 09:36:49 AM  
Good news: We found where the Stonehenge rocks came from.
Bad news: We've forgotten where we live.

/apologies to Eddie
2014-02-19 09:40:14 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Well we know it couldn't have been Eddie, what with him busy working on the pyramids.

No. Eddies in the time-space continuum.
2014-02-19 09:50:21 AM  
His name was Duncan. People called him "Dunca".
2014-02-19 10:16:23 AM

You're welcome.
2014-02-19 10:23:28 AM  
Only it was spelled Iain or Uynn or Aoidhgheann or something.

/no it wasn't.
2014-02-19 10:24:01 AM  
Isn't rebuilding an ancient Druish temple supposed to usher in Armageddon? Does this mean Spinal Tap will open for Def Leppard? Will Lone Starr follow the tour in his Winnebago? Inquiring minds want to know...
2014-02-19 10:53:32 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Well we know it couldn't have been Eddie, what with him busy working on the pyramids.

I bet it cost the government a fortune to find that out.
2014-02-19 12:11:02 PM
2014-02-19 02:19:37 PM  
I vaguely remember fingering Carn Goedog after a Gorky's Zygotic Mynci concert back in the '90s. She tasted like chips.
2014-02-19 02:47:31 PM  
Ian CHESTERTON? that I could believe.
2014-02-19 04:22:38 PM  
It was an idea by that odd Ian guy to trap and kill the Grim Reaper.

After all, with Strange Ian, even Death may die.
2014-02-19 04:29:37 PM  
Tourist: Where'd all those rocks in your field come from?
Mainer: Glacier brought 'em.
Tourist: Well, where's the glacier now?
Mainer: Gone back for another load, I suppose.

2014-02-20 12:47:35 PM  
The truth has been known for decades. What's with this guy? The debate is already over. You stupid flat-earther.
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