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(AZCentral)   Before you assault your girlfriend because you think all these random men are sending her direct messages, first educate yourself about how Facebook really works   (azcentral.com) divider line 35
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2014-02-19 08:26:45 AM  
I understand that battered women have trouble leaving an abusive relationship, but why didn't she just quit FB?
 
2014-02-19 09:08:38 AM  

kbronsito: I understand that battered women have trouble leaving an abusive relationship, but why didn't she just quit FB?


8/10
 
2014-02-19 09:21:48 AM  
Men like that need to be castrated so they don't produce more GOP voting kids.
 
2014-02-19 09:22:13 AM  
I bet she doesn't testify against him.
 
2014-02-19 09:25:39 AM  
"From 11:30pm to 3:00 am"
Good god. What an ass.
 
2014-02-19 09:27:51 AM  
Later that day, he was booked into a Maricopa County jail

Ha ha! Excellent. That's like being thrown into a third world dungeon.
 
2014-02-19 09:28:47 AM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Men like that need to be castrated so they don't produce more GOP voting kids.


4/10
 
2014-02-19 09:32:02 AM  
"I love him.  He can change.  He has a good heart and you just don't understand."
 
2014-02-19 09:32:16 AM  
Schelling left the apartment at about noon on Saturday after he was satisfied that she wouldn't call police.
Later that day, he was booked into a Maricopa County jail


Guess he left a little too soon...
 
2014-02-19 09:32:18 AM  
Sounds like that dipshiat on Maury a few years ago who thought that Tom Anderson was the father of his girlfriend's baby.

Link (to ebaumsworld, since it's off youtube)
 
2014-02-19 09:33:45 AM  
Every time Schelling read a post, he would hit her, according to police records released Tuesday.

aka the Facebook Poke.
 
2014-02-19 09:36:22 AM  
Schelling left the apartment at about noon on Saturday after he was satisfied that she wouldn't call police. Later that day, he was booked into a Maricopa County jail

True to her word, she didn't call the police. But she did friend the local pd on Facebook and then post a photo and story of what he did to her. The guy just doesn't understand how Facebook works.
 
2014-02-19 09:40:35 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Schelling left the apartment at about noon on Saturday after he was satisfied that she wouldn't call police. Later that day, he was booked into a Maricopa County jail

True to her word, she didn't call the police. But she did friend the local pd on Facebook and then post a photo and story of what he did to her. The guy just doesn't understand how Facebook works.


*LIKE*
 
2014-02-19 09:40:52 AM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Men like that need to be castrated so they don't produce more GOP voting kids.


I think you are lost. Let me help you out.

http://www.fark.com/politics/
 
2014-02-19 09:44:56 AM  

The Glorified Jailer: Princess Ryans Knickers: Men like that need to be castrated so they don't produce more GOP voting kids.

I think you are lost. Let me help you out.

http://www.fark.com/politics/


What is this link of which you speak?  It seems my work filters block it.
 
2014-02-19 09:54:29 AM  
I got to wonder...  Did he even READ the messages/news feed, or was he just freaking out anything was posted?

"Someone just told my girlfriend that there was a bombing in Iraq?  Obviously I need to hit her for this."
 
2014-02-19 10:05:23 AM  
hell, he should be a movie star.  doing that same thing to Madonna never really hurt Sean Penn.
 
2014-02-19 10:11:39 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: "Someone just told my girlfriend that there was a bombing in Iraq? Obviously I need to hit her for this."


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

APPROVES
 
2014-02-19 10:13:11 AM  

Gunboat: Later that day, he was booked into a Maricopa County jail

Ha ha! Excellent. That's like being thrown into a third world dungeon.


But he's probably the kind of guy Sheriff Joe doesn't think is a criminal...
 
2014-02-19 10:14:03 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Every time Schelling read a post, he would hit her, according to police records released Tuesday.

aka the Facebook Poke.


I really REALLY hate those Facebook pokes
 
2014-02-19 10:17:35 AM  
Stupid and abusive.  Sounds like a great guy.
 
2014-02-19 10:21:41 AM  

Astorix: Harry Freakstorm: Every time Schelling read a post, he would hit her, according to police records released Tuesday.

aka the Facebook Poke.

I really REALLY hate those Facebook pokes


How else are you supposed to get their attention?
 
2014-02-19 10:32:30 AM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Men like that need to be castrated so they don't produce more GOP voting kids.


I like the way you think. In fact, just to be certain, we should castrate EVERY male to ensure they don't have GOP voting kids. I honestly can't think of a downside here.
 
2014-02-19 10:34:55 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I bet she doesn't testify against him.


Was just gonna say...
 
2014-02-19 10:40:30 AM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Men like that need to be castrated so they don't produce more GOP voting kids.


0/10, even though you go on record as a libby grrl in favor of male genital mutilation.
 
2014-02-19 10:54:10 AM  
"Every time I post a message to Facebook, another woman in this country is assaulted."

/Bono
 
2014-02-19 10:55:12 AM  

maddogdelta: Gunboat: Later that day, he was booked into a Maricopa County jail

Ha ha! Excellent. That's like being thrown into a third world dungeon.

But he's probably the kind of guy Sheriff Joe doesn't think is a criminal...


Well, Schelling doesn't sound like a Mexican name, sooooo . . .
 
2014-02-19 11:10:40 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: I got to wonder...  Did he even READ the messages/news feed, or was he just freaking out anything was posted?

"Someone just told my girlfriend that there was a bombing in Iraq?  Obviously I need to hit her for this."


And what makes you think this guy CAN read?
 
2014-02-19 12:13:56 PM  
Wow I owe my wife an apology when she wakes up
 
2014-02-19 12:52:28 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I got to wonder...  Did he even READ the messages/news feed, or was he just freaking out anything was posted?

"Someone just told my girlfriend that there was a bombing in Iraq?  Obviously I need to hit her for this."


Sounds like more of an abusive lunatic just making up any excuse.  The cliche abusive person just looking for any petty thing as an excuse is a real thing.

ransack.: Wow I owe my wife an apology when she wakes up


Well just don't leave at noon, stick around for a while.
 
2014-02-19 01:00:51 PM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Men like that need to be castrated so they don't produce more GOP voting kids.


You're not helping.
 
2014-02-19 02:13:35 PM  
So sending her pics of my penis was a bad thing.
 
2014-02-19 02:17:10 PM  
I un-friend you.
That's not how it works!
POW!
 
2014-02-19 04:18:35 PM  
Maricopa County, I am not surprised judging by the IQ of the sheriff.
 
2014-02-19 09:27:56 PM  
Was that a cop uniform he was wearing at the start of the vid?
 
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