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2014-02-19 07:22:47 AM

JoieD'Zen: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615] here is his pic, courtesy of the fail.
A ginger with waxed brows, you be the judge.


That is such a punchable face.
 
2014-02-19 07:24:48 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Why do we treat the statutory rape of young men differently than we do that of young women.


Because society (at least our laws) haven't come to terms with the fact that teenage girls can be the willful sexual beings that teenage boys are.
 
2014-02-19 07:26:49 AM
So, tell me again why anyone would want to spend 4 to 6 years in college to become a teacher?  I know in a lot of districts after a certain amount of years the pay is pretty good, but not nearly as good as an engineer in the right field.
 
2014-02-19 07:29:20 AM

JoieD'Zen: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615] here is his pic, courtesy of the fail.
A ginger with waxed brows, you be the judge.


So we have to keep Sharpies away from gingers now too? Sheesh...THIS is why we can't have nice things, folks!
 
2014-02-19 07:31:29 AM

digitalrain: JoieD'Zen: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615] here is his pic, courtesy of the fail.
A ginger with waxed brows, you be the judge.

So we have to keep Sharpies away from gingers now too? Sheesh...THIS is why we can't have nice things, folks!


Yeah, but Orange sharpies aren't as easy to get, anyway.
 
2014-02-19 07:32:07 AM

Bigdogdaddy: So, tell me again why anyone would want to spend 4 to 6 years in college to become a teacher?  I know in a lot of districts after a certain amount of years the pay is pretty good, but not nearly as good as an engineer in the right field.


People remember what teaching looked like from the other side of the desk. They see teaching as a way to contribute to society and help children. Unfortunately, what they learn is that teaching was a shiat job when they were in school and has only gotten worse. I believe that most new teachers leave the profession after three years at this point because the working conditions for teachers, especially new ones, sucks so bad that working retail to pay off your student loans is a better life choice.

What other career would you need to get a masters degree in to pursue but your job payed shiat, limited you to a half hour lunch, and didn't even give you piss breaks
 
2014-02-19 07:35:19 AM
What are the elements of a cause of action for libel or slander?
1. A defamatory statement
check
2. Published to a third party check
3. Which the speaker knew or should have known was false check
4. That causes injury to the subject check

Kid, you're in a hell of a bad place. That teacher, and your cellmates, could own your ass.
 
2014-02-19 07:36:39 AM

FirstNationalBastard: digitalrain: JoieD'Zen: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615] here is his pic, courtesy of the fail.
A ginger with waxed brows, you be the judge.

So we have to keep Sharpies away from gingers now too? Sheesh...THIS is why we can't have nice things, folks!

Yeah, but Orange sharpies aren't as easy to get, anyway.


www.polyvore.com

$1.69 at OfficeDepot
 
2014-02-19 07:37:31 AM

tallguywithglasseson: It's just like screaming "fire" in a crowded theater.


JUST LIKE
 
2014-02-19 07:39:03 AM
Everyone in this story sounds like a Dip shiat. Except the teacher I guess.
 
2014-02-19 07:42:19 AM

ChrisDe: What are the elements of a cause of action for libel or slander?
1. A defamatory statement check
2. Published to a third party check
3. Which the speaker knew or should have known was false check
4. That causes injury to the subject check

Kid, you're in a hell of a bad place. That teacher, and your cellmates, could own your ass.


Libel is a civil offense. What is extraordinary here is the police going after the kid for a felony especially in light of the fact that he made no report to the police.
 
2014-02-19 07:44:42 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Libel is a civil offense. What is extraordinary here is the police going after the kid for a felony especially in light of the fact that he made no report to the police.


Well fark, I should have googled that before posting. Now with the new draconian "someone said something bad on the internet" laws we have criminal libel for saying something bad on the internet. I guess we all owe Glenn Beck a heartfelt apology.
 
2014-02-19 07:45:14 AM

fusillade762: namatad: fusillade762: I'd say accusing a teacher of statutory rape could warrant felony charges.

death
we really should solve this problem ONCE and FOR all
death penalty

TADA
kill acouple of these farkers and no one would do this shiat again ...

Has the death penalty been proven as a deterrent?


Definitely.  The one who gets it never reoffends again.
 
2014-02-19 07:47:02 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: ChrisDe: What are the elements of a cause of action for libel or slander?
1. A defamatory statement check
2. Published to a third party check
3. Which the speaker knew or should have known was false check
4. That causes injury to the subject check

Kid, you're in a hell of a bad place. That teacher, and your cellmates, could own your ass.

Libel is a civil offense. What is extraordinary here is the police going after the kid for a felony especially in light of the fact that he made no report to the police.


Its extraordinary the school is having a magically changing suspension and managed to lose complete control of their student body and let the teacher get that much more dragged into this bullshiat as well.

it seems like everyone involved in this (minus the teacher) has managed to utterly fail and compound this dumb ass tweet into this clusterfark we are reading about now.
 
2014-02-19 07:50:11 AM

rzrwiresunrise: OH COME ON. These are young, impressionable youths with no way to really gauge the extent of their actions, the direct and indirect consequences of their words and deeds. Credible scientific groups have stated how adolescents are prone to impulsive decisions and can't maturely assess the appropriateness of certain actions. There's no way these kids could have understood the ramifications of their little game, and in fact they are the victims of a society that is trying to place too much responsibility on them.


2/10
 
2014-02-19 07:53:33 AM
Seems the only way you can be a teacher now is if you have cameras in the classc to CYA and a pair of google glasses or just be a unich.
 
2014-02-19 07:54:49 AM

JSam21: If some one asked me if I murdered someone and answered "sure did" criminal charges shouldn't stick?


A criminal charge for lying about murdering someone? Again, I'm not sure that will stick either... I'm unclear on what law is actually being broken... As far as I'm aware, there's no law against lying, unless you're under oath at the time...

And, note, I didn't even say "shouldn't"; I simply doubt they will...
 
2014-02-19 07:56:48 AM
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2014-02-19 07:57:09 AM

tallguywithglasseson: It's just like screaming "fire" in a crowded theater.


I would think that screaming "fire" has gotten passé. I think a better analogy would be screaming "gunman with a military-style assualt weapon with 200 round clip and a shoulder thing that goes up" in a theater.

/Or just "gun!" if you are in some kind of hurry
 
2014-02-19 07:58:45 AM

JSam21: If some one asked me if I murdered someone and answered "sure did" criminal charges shouldn't stick?


Might be a good idea if your goal is to put every rapper behind bars.
 
2014-02-19 07:59:49 AM
How about yelling "Movie!" in a crowded firehouse?
 
2014-02-19 08:03:15 AM

GoldSpider: JSam21: If some one asked me if I murdered someone and answered "sure did" criminal charges shouldn't stick?

Might be a good idea if your goal is to put every rapper behind bars.


All he has to do is blame autocorrect.
 
2014-02-19 08:04:06 AM

GoldSpider: Monkeyhouse Zendo: Muuru: I think the VAST majority of false rape allegations would evaporate overnight if the so-called "rape shield laws" were extended to protect the accused as well as the accuser. Once a conviction has been obtained, drag the perp through the shiat, But until then, keep names out of the media.

There are few crimes that are more universally reviled than rape. If we're serious about the principle that the accused is considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law we need to do exactly as you suggest. If even the accusation is sufficient to cause such damage to a persons reputation then we need to ensure that both accuser and accused remain anonymous until guilt can be proven in a court of law.

I'm a fan of that as well.


Outrageously sensible.
 
2014-02-19 08:05:09 AM

serpent_sky: FirstNationalBastard: However, if a female student had made the same accusations about a male teacher, the male teacher would just now be getting out of jail and no charges would be filed against the student.

Anyone who makes false accusations of rape, if proven false, should be sentenced to the same sentence their would-be rapist would have been. No ifs, and, or buts.  fark anyone who makes false accusations - it's why people doubt actual victims and make our lives hell when we attempt to get justice. Because the few idiots -- and it is only a few -- who lie are held up as examples of the norm rather than the deviation from the norm.  Male or female, they can rot.


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2014-02-19 08:10:28 AM

GoldSpider: Monkeyhouse Zendo: Why do we treat the statutory rape of young men differently than we do that of young women.

Because society (at least our laws) haven't come to terms with the fact that teenage girls can be the willful sexual beings that teenage boys are.


As a parent to a son and a daughter, i know that if the boy is stupid and impregnates a girl, she is farked. If my daughter is stupid and gets impregnated by some farker, then we is farked. So hells yes there is a double standard in this household!

/boys have penises, and girls have vaginas
 
2014-02-19 08:12:40 AM

legion_of_doo: GoldSpider: Monkeyhouse Zendo: Why do we treat the statutory rape of young men differently than we do that of young women.

Because society (at least our laws) haven't come to terms with the fact that teenage girls can be the willful sexual beings that teenage boys are.

As a parent to a son and a daughter, i know that if the boy is stupid and impregnates a girl, she is farked. If my daughter is stupid and gets impregnated by some farker, then we is farked. So hells yes there is a double standard in this household!

/boys have penises, and girls have vaginas


That made me laugh, despite (or perhaps because of) its truthiness.
 
2014-02-19 08:13:59 AM

legion_of_doo: As a parent to a son and a daughter, i know that if the boy is stupid and impregnates a girl, she is farked. If my daughter is stupid and gets impregnated by some farker, then we is farked. So hells yes there is a double standard in this household!


So you'd be cool with a 45 year old man sexing up your teenage daughter provided he's had a vasectomy?
 
2014-02-19 08:14:36 AM

legion_of_doo: If my daughter is stupid and gets impregnated by some farker, then we is farked. So hells yes there is a double standard in this household!


www.bananastanddesign.com
"We?"
 
2014-02-19 08:18:53 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: sithon: it's this sort of thing that makes a lot of men laugh when you talk of a 15-17 year old male "victim " of stat rape by a female teacher in many cases only a few years older than the boy. sure it makes the parents angry but the boys know very well what they are doing.

Why do we treat the statutory rape of young men differently than we do that of young women. All things being equal, why is one viewed with a wink and a nod while the other is considered exploitation?


Because women are the weaker, stupider sex.

\duh
 
2014-02-19 08:24:12 AM
Dear Penthouse,
I have never done this before, but the other day in school my phys ed teacher.....


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2014-02-19 08:26:59 AM

digitalrain: pla: FTA: "The chief said: "That's a crime. It just wasn't a tweet that went from Jimmy to John. It got up on this anonymous website where people weren't supposed to use names."

Say, Lou, remind me again of what law "lying online" breaks?

/ Has an 18 inch penis.
// Won the gold in every event at Sochi!
/// May have bagged this teacher too - need pics to know for sure.

The kid basically claimed (falsely) statutory rape. That's a crime. It's also libelous (slanderous? - I can never keep them straight) behavior.


upload.wikimedia.org
... in print it's libel...
 
2014-02-19 08:32:07 AM

CheekyMonkey: Because women are the weaker, stupider sex.


For some strange reason, you don't see feminists screeching to change this perception in the law.
 
2014-02-19 08:35:42 AM

GoldSpider: CheekyMonkey: Because women are the weaker, stupider sex.

For some strange reason, you don't see feminists screeching to change this perception in the law.


They're either too dumb or too busy doing their nails to notice.
 
2014-02-19 08:41:33 AM

OnlyM3: Katolu

So, both sides bad, vote Republican? I always have to laugh at this liberal ace-card. The argument you're making is "We suck, but keep voting for us because they suck too".

// not that there's a sane argument for supporting socialism.


You have a truly dizzying intellect.
 
2014-02-19 08:44:27 AM

JoieD'Zen: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615] here is his pic, courtesy of the fail.
A ginger with waxed brows, you be the judge.


Look at the size of that head. The doctor must have needed the jaws of life to pry that out of his mother's fanny.
 
2014-02-19 08:49:04 AM

jaybeezey: They're either too dumb or too busy doing their nails to notice.


You wouldn't believe the mind-numbing logic that that steers feminists around things like this.  I dated a woman who would probably not feel insulted by being called a "rabid feminist".  She would explain away double standards like this claiming they were necessary to encourage women to report rape, and to combat other completely unrelated instances of male-dominated culture.

Nice girl, farked like a champ, but she couldn't control the impulse to interpret my slightest gesture by the Gloria Steinem book of social cues.
 
2014-02-19 08:49:06 AM
Wow. Did anyone RTFA? The entirety of this kids supposed false accusation of rape was "Actually Yes".
If it had been in response to a question posed by a LEO pertaining to an investigation of this teacher then these charges might be appropriate but FFS throwing it out casually as a joke while chatting w/ friends, may be in poor taste, but is not a crime. The only reason they are going after him is because he isn't an adult yet and can be  forced into accepting some sort of punishment even though deep down he knows he did nothing wrong. This is just like the kid w/ the Obama Door Kick Vid in Canada. Beat-em down early cause they might become something if we don't.
 
2014-02-19 08:51:02 AM

FC Exile: FFS throwing it out casually as a joke while chatting w/ friends, may be in poor taste, but is not a crime.


Problem is such casual comments have a tendency to turn into investigations.  Investigations which themselves cause people to draw conclusions.  Conclusions that turn into accusations, that ruin careers.
 
2014-02-19 08:52:05 AM

RobSeace: JSam21: If some one asked me if I murdered someone and answered "sure did" criminal charges shouldn't stick?

A criminal charge for lying about murdering someone? Again, I'm not sure that will stick either... I'm unclear on what law is actually being broken... As far as I'm aware, there's no law against lying, unless you're under oath at the time...

And, note, I didn't even say "shouldn't"; I simply doubt they will...


Conan did it.
 
2014-02-19 09:01:44 AM

GoldSpider: FC Exile: FFS throwing it out casually as a joke while chatting w/ friends, may be in poor taste, but is not a crime.

Problem is such casual comments have a tendency to turn into investigations.  Investigations which themselves cause people to draw conclusions.  Conclusions that turn into accusations, that ruin careers.


Dude. What about the story of Joan Rivers magical pussy? Should Gilbert Gottfreid be charged w/ a felony if she didn't laugh? An accusation needs to be substantial and lack any chance of being misinterpreted as a joke whether it's in bad taste or not. What if he had responded with something along the lines of  "TEE HEE" Is that an accusation of rape?
 
2014-02-19 09:04:40 AM

FC Exile: Joan Rivers magical pussy


Ha! Good try but I am not googling "Joan Rivers magical pussy".
 
2014-02-19 09:07:55 AM
Uh, ginger dude, if you think because you are now claiming your comments were just sarcasm, maybe some sophomore or freshman girl should do the same thing to you.  Post inflammatory sexual innuendo, implying molestation, took pictures, etc., and then sit back and watch your future go down in flames.  Especially since your name is now all over the web for all future employers to find.

That's what your stupidity did to this teacher.  She will have to disclose this investigation and the unspoken assumptions will always be there.  I don't think she should have to worry about this crap, but until society changes, she and every other person falsely accused will worry.

I hope the teacher gets a good lawyer, and sues the pants off you, and all your future earnings.
 
2014-02-19 09:16:18 AM

cherryl taggart: Uh, ginger dude, if you think because you are now claiming your comments were just sarcasm, maybe some sophomore or freshman girl should do the same thing to you.


Are you honestly advocating that young women make false rape claims in order to educate young men regarding the seriousness of saying you farked someone when you didn't?
 
2014-02-19 09:16:49 AM
If they charge this kid, it will just intimidate other victims into not coming forward. I guess the teacher is just SOL.
 
2014-02-19 09:18:56 AM

serpent_sky: FirstNationalBastard: However, if a female student had made the same accusations about a male teacher, the male teacher would just now be getting out of jail and no charges would be filed against the student.

Anyone who makes false accusations of rape, if proven false, should be sentenced to the same sentence their would-be rapist would have been. No ifs, and, or buts.  fark anyone who makes false accusations - it's why people doubt actual victims and make our lives hell when we attempt to get justice. Because the few idiots -- and it is only a few -- who lie are held up as examples of the norm rather than the deviation from the norm.  Male or female, they can rot.


Let's see during the separation and custody "battle" my ex attacked me, accused me of doing things to her and to the children....

What happened to her over these false claims... nothing (aside that eventually she did lost custody).

What I'll never forget was the cop that I was talking to after she attacked me again, in front of witnesses..."If you press charges, she gets a warning, and if she replies that you hit her back, we have to arrest you, so better to walk away before she thinks of doing it.".. I responded "even with witnesses with me the whole time?"... "yup."
 
2014-02-19 09:25:04 AM

imfallen_angel: What I'll never forget was the cop that I was talking to after she attacked me again, in front of witnesses..."If you press charges, she gets a warning, and if she replies that you hit her back, we have to arrest you, so better to walk away before she thinks of doing it.".. I responded "even with witnesses with me the whole time?"... "yup."


Yep, the rule with DV calls is to arrest the man which made for a hilarious situation when I lived in San Francisco and the police were called on my lesbian neighbors having a screaming match in the street at 3am. Both were femme and both were demanding that the other be arrested.
 
2014-02-19 09:30:49 AM

fusillade762: Has the death penalty been proven as a deterrent?


I don't know anyone who was given the electric chair that has committed another crime afterwards
 
2014-02-19 09:32:50 AM
Where there is smoke, there is fire. Lock the teacher up and lose the key I say.
 
2014-02-19 09:33:28 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: It's really only a matter of time before they tweak the laws so that an underage male having sex with an adult female (teacher or not) is the one who ends up getting charged.

All these female teachers getting arrested (even though they rarely serve much if any time) is farking up the feminist narrative that ONLY MEN can or do commit sex crimes.


Sad and funny, like when a clown dies.
 
2014-02-19 09:57:13 AM
17-year-old captain of the school's football and basketball teams,

Well we all know how this will end. Probably won't even get a smack on the wrist and the teacher, depsite no evidence of any sort of sexual relations, will never find a job teaching again.
 
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