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(Daily Mail)   Connecticut makes it illegal to have missiles on your car, unless you have a properly issued license from the British government   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2014-02-19 12:12:29 AM
Uncle Albert inconsolable.
 
2014-02-19 12:20:01 AM
The mini-guns are still ok though, right?
 
2014-02-19 01:14:23 AM
files.myopera.com
 
2014-02-19 01:15:33 AM
What if the missiles on your car are going to detonate on impact?
Is that illegal?
 
2014-02-19 01:16:12 AM
I really hate these gun-grabbers, trying to repeal my Second Amendment rights.
 
2014-02-19 01:20:03 AM
Doesn't a city in Florida still make it a 500 dollar fine to detonate a nuclear weapon in the city limits?  Granted, when I read that in a novel while standing in a small bookstore, it was before wikipedia's founder conceived of wikipedia.
 
2014-02-19 01:20:04 AM
Can a person get one of these licenses without killing two people?
 
2014-02-19 01:22:11 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The mini-guns are still ok though, right?


Only if the auto first says "Smart Carmus transform" then collapses when the snow flies off the roof and lands on top of his head.
 
2014-02-19 01:22:21 AM
A friend of mine here in Georgia had the windshield of her jeep smashed to hell from some moran not clearing the ice and snow off their car.  Thank god for the plastic layer of a windshield.
 
2014-02-19 01:27:40 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The mini-guns are still ok though, right?


Turret mount them though. You don't want to spend all that weight and only be able to fire in one direction. You won't need as big a powerplant, so you'll have plenty of room for ammo.

/Drive Offensively
 
2014-02-19 01:28:32 AM

fusillade762: Uncle Albert inconsolable.


Holy crap, I missed that. You beat me to the reference spectacularly. Bravo, good man, bravo.
 
2014-02-19 01:29:06 AM
OK, that second pic just looks like fun.
 
2014-02-19 01:33:02 AM

studebaker hoch: OK, that second pic just looks like fun.


Who the fark would drive like that
 
2014-02-19 01:33:07 AM
Is there an exemption for anyone with a secret volcano lair and an army of leather-clad female ninjas?
 
2014-02-19 01:39:45 AM
I wonder if that covers the rocket in my pocket.
 
2014-02-19 01:41:06 AM
From the photo I'm guessing this is only an issue for tailgaters.
 
2014-02-19 01:41:58 AM

ongbok: I wonder if that covers the rocket in my pocket.


Only if it's large enough to require strapping it to the roof.
 
2014-02-19 01:43:13 AM

generallyso: ongbok: I wonder if that covers the rocket in my pocket.

Only if it's large enough to require strapping it to the roof.


I have to hang it out the window when I drive. Does that count?
 
2014-02-19 01:44:53 AM

ongbok: I have to hang it out the window when I drive. Does that count?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-19 01:46:29 AM

ongbok: generallyso: ongbok: I wonder if that covers the rocket in my pocket.

Only if it's large enough to require strapping it to the roof.

I have to hang it out the window when I drive. Does that count?


That sounds risky and painful. Tell me more.
 
2014-02-19 01:46:39 AM
drjekel_mrhyde

studebaker hoch: OK, that second pic just looks like fun.

Who the fark would drive like that


Someone fed up with tailgaters would be my guess.
 
2014-02-19 01:47:02 AM

KidneyStone: A friend of mine here in Georgia had the windshield of her jeep smashed to hell from some moran not clearing the ice and snow off their car. Thank god for the plastic layer of a windshield.


Thank god for job killing federal safety glass reglations eliminating are freedom of choice?
 
2014-02-19 01:50:50 AM

Gyrfalcon: ongbok: generallyso: ongbok: I wonder if that covers the rocket in my pocket.

Only if it's large enough to require strapping it to the roof.

I have to hang it out the window when I drive. Does that count?

That sounds risky and painful. Tell me more.


Not to bad. In the winter I have to put a sock over it, but other than that it's fine.
 
2014-02-19 01:53:27 AM
www.sjgames.com
 
2014-02-19 02:05:22 AM
Windshield also smashed about a week ago. "Why you want OEM?"
Remove the ice and or snow off your cars assholes!
 
2014-02-19 02:11:20 AM
Drivers ticketed for failing to clear snow off their vehicles under new 'ice missile' law

iruntheinternet.com

Seriously, there are few things that piss me off more than seeing some asshole driving down the road with little more than a porthole to see through and chunks of ice leaping off his roof into following vehicles.
 
2014-02-19 02:16:38 AM
I like how it only became an issue after a politicians wife got hit by ice. Before that, didn't matter how many times it happened. But you make it personal, and suddenly SH*T GETS DONE. Hmmm. I really really really hope some congressman's wife gets hit by a drone strike. That would get some wheels turning. We need to send out wedding invitations from Yemen to congressional households.
 
2014-02-19 02:20:34 AM

mithras_angel: [www.sjgames.com image 384x606]


Now that brings back memories....
 
2014-02-19 02:22:56 AM

gwenners: I really hate these gun-grabbers, trying to repeal my Second Amendment rights.


Connecticut isn't trying anymore, they've already done it.
 
2014-02-19 02:23:00 AM

That Guy Jeff: I like how it only became an issue after a politicians wife got hit by ice. Before that, didn't matter how many times it happened. But you make it personal, and suddenly SH*T GETS DONE. Hmmm. I really really really hope some congressman's wife gets hit by a drone strike. That would get some wheels turning. We need to send out wedding invitations from Yemen to congressional households.


Kinda like Nancy Reagan and stem cell research.
 
2014-02-19 02:26:24 AM

fusillade762: Uncle Albert inconsolable.


Yeeeeep. I saw that one coming. Nice.
 
2014-02-19 02:27:52 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Hello.
 
2014-02-19 02:29:33 AM

Genju: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x400]

Hello.


Pfffft.

upload.wikimedia.org

Get off my lawn.
 
2014-02-19 02:40:31 AM
I'll converge the thread so far right here.

www.myabandonware.com
 
2014-02-19 02:42:08 AM

cwolf20: Doesn't a city in Florida still make it a 500 dollar fine to detonate a nuclear weapon in the city limits?  Granted, when I read that in a novel while standing in a small bookstore, it was before wikipedia's founder conceived of wikipedia.


I want to say that's Phoenix. If a stupid law criminalizing things like entering MN from WI with a duck on your head is still in the books, I imagine that $500 nuke detonation fine is still applicable. Al-Qaeda must be quivering in their sandals about that one.
 
2014-02-19 02:46:55 AM
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-19 02:50:21 AM
damn wrong gun

try this

i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-19 02:51:45 AM

Darth_Lukecash: mithras_angel: [www.sjgames.com image 384x606]

Now that brings back memories....


Yep.  It's probably been decades since I last played.  Is it still in production, or will it get a kickstarter like Ogre did, I wonder?
 
2014-02-19 02:52:35 AM
www.thegreenhead.com
 
2014-02-19 02:54:20 AM

Gordon Bennett: I'll converge the thread so far right here.

[www.myabandonware.com image 640x400]


Lol omg. Autoduel. That game took up like 4 YEARS of my life. I never tired of it.
 
2014-02-19 03:55:42 AM
As a Connecticut...ian? I'm totally for this.  Nothing pisses me off more than driving down 95 and having to swerve to miss chunks of ice from the top of a big rig or SUV or minivan.

evil saltine: From the photo I'm guessing this is only an issue for tailgaters.


You don't have to be tailgating to get hit.  I was hit a couple years ago, shattered my windshield.  A big rig was 5-10 car lengths ahead of me on the highway.  Truck hits a bump in the road and 3 sheets the size of dinner tables just flew up in the air.  At 65-70mph those chunks travel quite a way back.
 
2014-02-19 04:00:07 AM

ciberido: Genju: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x400]

Hello.

Pfffft.



Get off my lawn.


A back in the day memory for me right there. Pumping quarters into Spy Hunter trying to get farther and farther. Now I just play it on my PSP 1001. Ahh....the 80's, back when an "arcade" was a video game arcade!
 
2014-02-19 04:33:30 AM

studebaker hoch: drjekel_mrhyde

studebaker hoch: OK, that second pic just looks like fun.

Who the fark would drive like that

Someone fed up with tailgaters would be my guess.


Yep.  Stop tailgating me in the snow.
 
2014-02-19 04:54:02 AM
What needs to happen the next time someone get's hurt by one of those lazy inconsiderate farks is they ram them off the road.  Drag them out of their car.  Setup a generator with a portable deli slicer on the side of the road for all passing motorists to see.

And start slicing the farkers arms and legs off until they have little tiny stumps.  TO make sure they don't die during the process, using an iron to causterize the wounds each time you slice.  After you're done, put up a sign by the stupid fark indicating this is what happens to lazy mother farkers that only care about themselves and no one else.  Maybe people will start clearing the snow off their cars, lazy mother farkers.

Saw a stupid A hole doing 60 in a super market parking lot because he didn't want to clear any of the snow off.  He drove around the parking lot at high speed which was already dangerous due to the high piles of snow so you couldn't see any cars at the various intersections.  After about 10 minutes the stupid fark decides he'll go on the main road since the snow was too heavy and nothing was coming off so he could go even faster to get the snow to fall off.  The pulls in into traffic and gets in front of everyone to have snow start flying back into the people behind him causing them all to swerve.  Stupid mother farker and it's actually illegal in the state but the stupid farking cops apparently don't want to generate any revenue by stop and ticketing this lazy mother farker that's out to kill someone.
 
2014-02-19 05:03:40 AM
Funny story. The snow doesn't "Fly Backwards". It falls down.
 
2014-02-19 06:14:29 AM

mithras_angel:


They get my six-pack when they take it from my cold, dead hand.
 
2014-02-19 06:23:12 AM

That Guy Jeff: I like how it only became an issue after a politicians wife got hit by ice. Before that, didn't matter how many times it happened. But you make it personal, and suddenly SH*T GETS DONE. Hmmm. I really really really hope some congressman's wife gets hit by a drone strike. That would get some wheels turning. We need to send out wedding invitations from Yemen to congressional households.


This

Yogimus: Funny story. The snow doesn't "Fly Backwards". It falls down.


Yes but according to classical Wile E Coyote physics it hangs in the air long enough for the guy behind to run into it.
 
2014-02-19 06:25:11 AM

Jayberrysparklesalot: ciberido: Genju: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x400]

Hello.

Pfffft.

Get off my lawn.

A back in the day memory for me right there. Pumping quarters into Spy Hunter trying to get farther and farther. Now I just play it on my PSP 1001. Ahh....the 80's, back when an "arcade" was a video game arcade!


It was heartbreaking when I realized that there was no end stage, and nothing other than the switch between regular driving and the jet boat stage. Dang it! We all thought the right combo of choices would get to an end stage, boss fight, or something - maybe a helicopter stage where you could finally face that damned chopper on your own terms.
 
2014-02-19 06:42:17 AM

KidneyStone: A friend of mine here in Georgia had the windshield of her jeep smashed to hell from some moran not clearing the ice and snow off their car. following too closely. Thank god for the plastic layer of a windshield.

 
2014-02-19 06:56:43 AM

HAMMERTOE: KidneyStone: A friend of mine here in Georgia had the windshield of her jeep smashed to hell from some moran not clearing the ice and snow off their car. following too closely. Thank god for the plastic layer of a windshield.


you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.  if you'd spent any appreciable time driving in the snow you'd know that on the highway in particular, ice from the roof of a car or semi (the MOST guilty of them all) can get incredible hang time.  said hang-time being equal to multiple "safe" distances at speed.

no really, you haven't lived until you've seen an entire semi-trailer shed a sheet of ice from it's roof at highway speed.
 
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