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(News.com.au)   "Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the NO FIRES IN THE RESTROOMS light. Please refrain from setting any more fires until we have reached our final destination. Thank you"   (news.com.au) divider line 14
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2014-02-18 08:38:16 PM
Thank FSM the TSA is allowing carrying of lighters again.
 
2014-02-18 09:24:17 PM
And why do we need a NO FIRES IN THE RESTROOMS light?

/damned nanny state
 
2014-02-18 10:17:39 PM
THERE IS NO SMOKING ON THIS FLIGHT AND FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS TAMPERING WITH OR DISABLING THE SMOKE DETECTOR IN THE RESTROOM.  Do you dare suggest somebody didn't listen to the pre-flight safety warning?

/ Yes, I know it's not from America.  No idea what the federal laws over there do or don't prohibit.
// The good news is that you can still tamper with or disable all sorts of other things on the plane!
 
2014-02-19 12:09:57 AM
So how many fires was that, exactly? Five? Seems like quite a feat to get away with it that many times without being spotted.
 
2014-02-19 01:52:27 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And why do we need a NO FIRES IN THE RESTROOMS light?


Ask the people who were on Varig Flight 820. Oh, wait... it's too late to ask them.
 
2014-02-19 03:55:56 AM

DrPainMD: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And why do we need a NO FIRES IN THE RESTROOMS light?

Ask the people who were on Varig Flight 820. Oh, wait... it's too late to ask them.


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Damn... Reminds me of Air Canada's unscheduled stop in Cincinnati:
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/which was also caused by a fire in the lavatory
//incidentally, the captain of Varig 820 survived, later to die in a plane crash 6 years later
 
2014-02-19 05:00:36 AM
I was on a flight to Moscow about 20 years ago and some clown in a Miami Vice suit set fire to his seat. I think he passed out after too much vodak
 
2014-02-19 05:16:42 AM

Paris1127: DrPainMD: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And why do we need a NO FIRES IN THE RESTROOMS light?

Ask the people who were on Varig Flight 820. Oh, wait... it's too late to ask them.



Damn... Reminds me of Air Canada's unscheduled stop in Cincinnati:


/which was also caused by a fire in the lavatory
//incidentally, the captain of Varig 820 survived, later to die in a plane crash 6 years later


That movie was awful.
 
2014-02-19 05:52:59 AM
"Flames were coming from the toilet and smoke filled the cabin," the passenger told news.com.au.

Maybe they shouldn't be serving that three-alarm chilli for inflight meals.
 
2014-02-19 06:12:23 AM
I read that as fries.
 
2014-02-19 06:39:11 AM
I hope I never emergency land in Indonesia. "Unknown psychopath is trying to kill everyone onboard? Ahhh...sorry you didn't file emergency psycho asylum requests beforehand. You go now."
 
2014-02-19 07:46:10 AM

Paris1127: Damn... Reminds me of Air Canada's unscheduled stop in Cincinnati:


/which was also caused by a fire in the lavatory


Exactly what I was thinking.  That damn flight took Stan Rogers from us - along with 25 others.
 
2014-02-19 08:11:37 AM
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2014-02-19 08:57:24 AM
Elaine on the economy class tannoy: "Due to fires in the toilets, we will have stopped serving the fish".
Abe Vigoda's Ghost had the beef.
 
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