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(Shorty Awards)   The Shorty Awards are back, and regardless of what you think about them, there is one candidate that rises above the rest. One candidate that has what it takes. One candidate that promised free beer to Farkers if he won   (shortyawards.com) divider line 29
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2014-02-18 07:25:59 PM
Buck Wolf is a Farker from way back and was a Fark reader long before that.

Buck told Drew and I that if he won, he was gonna provide two kegs at a future Fark party, and so far with other stuff, he's been good to his word. It was Buck's team at the Huffington Post that set up the crawfish boil and free booze from New Orleans Rum last April.

If you want to help him out, here's how (Twitter method):

Go to the linked site and Buck's page here: http://shortyawards.com/wolfb (http://shortyawards.com /wolfb if Fark breaks the link).  Scroll to the bottom, fill out the tweet after "because..." and add something, then Tweet it. There's a box that pre-checks "Follow @shortyawards" so be sure to remove the checkbox from that one before sending the tweet.

And that's it. Now maybe a lot of you don't do Twitter, so there are a few other ways to show support if you want. That's laid out here: http://shortyawards.com/wolfb/share

Thanks in advance if you're able to help out.
 
2014-02-18 07:29:22 PM
The what
 
2014-02-18 07:29:49 PM
Everyone likes free beer.
 
2014-02-18 07:34:48 PM
I think this might depend on what type of beer its going to be
 
2014-02-18 07:35:59 PM

skybreaker: The what

 
2014-02-18 07:39:07 PM

redoctober65: I think this might depend on what type of beer its going to be


I'd bet he's amenable to type unless it's some crazy-ass Belgian beer that's brewed once every 17 years in complete darkness by blind monks and costs more than a Lamborghini
 
2014-02-18 07:42:33 PM

redoctober65: I think this might depend on what type of beer its going to be


The type is free.
 
2014-02-18 07:46:53 PM
FREE BEER!!??

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-02-18 07:47:49 PM
Peter Baelish?
 
2014-02-18 07:48:30 PM
I'd vote, but no Facebook, no Twitter, and the e-mail address isn't filled in for Yahoo mail. Suggestions?
 
2014-02-18 07:49:01 PM

HenryFnord: Peter Baelish?


You're thinking of the Littlefinger Awards. These are the Shorty Awards.
 
2014-02-18 07:53:59 PM

If I actually used social media I'd probably say something like:

I think Buck is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills audiences and doesn't afraid of anything.

It doesn't get any more social than /b/.
 
2014-02-18 07:56:42 PM

jasonvatch: I'd vote, but no Facebook, no Twitter, and the e-mail address isn't filled in for Yahoo mail. Suggestions?


Yeah, that email is busted. I'd send it to info[nospam-﹫-backwards]s­drawayt­rohs­*c­om or maybe n­om­ina­ti­o­n­[nospam-﹫-backwards]s­dra­wayt­rohs*co­m but I don't see a specific email address for these.
 
2014-02-18 07:57:50 PM

SmackLT: HenryFnord: Peter Baelish?

You're thinking of the Littlefinger Awards. These are the Shorty Awards.


Oh. Peter Dinklage?
 
2014-02-18 08:00:14 PM

Lava Lamp Repairman: If I actually used social media I'd probably say something like:

I think Buck is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills audiences and doesn't afraid of anything.
It doesn't get any more social than /b/.


Yes, yes it does.  The internet existed before 4chan and reddit.
 
2014-02-18 08:01:24 PM

HenryFnord: SmackLT: HenryFnord: Peter Baelish?

You're thinking of the Littlefinger Awards. These are the Shorty Awards.

Oh. Peter Dinklage?


Ahh, the Tyrion awards. I think we all could get behind the God of Tits and Wine. I think it requires being born insanely rich, though.
 
2014-02-18 08:09:38 PM
Social media. It makes you think you are part of something; an important part. But you are not. You are just some nameless shadow, not even forgotten, because to be forgotten, you would have to have been known. So go back to your Facebook, and Twitter, and let them slowly consume your soul......

\ put that rant in your DSM-V and smoke it! lol
 
2014-02-18 08:35:29 PM
I refuse to recognize anyone receiving any sort of award. You'll spoil them. Spare the apathy, spoil the human.
 
2014-02-18 08:37:13 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: Social media. It makes you think you are part of something; an important part. But you are not. You are just some nameless shadow, not even forgotten, because to be forgotten, you would have to have been known. So go back to your Facebook, and Twitter, and let them slowly consume your soul......

\ put that rant in your DSM-V and smoke it! lol


I don't know what this pertains to because there's no hashtag.

\#tuesday #reply #juschillin #puddingcupsareGOAT
 
2014-02-18 08:39:04 PM
If he won? What is he, a time traveler?
 
2014-02-18 09:03:19 PM
Tweeted, twatted, and all that whatever shiat I rarely do
 
2014-02-18 09:16:11 PM
"Honoring the best of social media"

Quite possibly the lowest bar ever set. Is this why it's short?
 
2014-02-18 09:37:37 PM

martissimo: Tweeted, twatted, and all that whatever shiat I rarely do


On Buck's behalf, thank you
 
2014-02-18 09:44:46 PM
For The Shorties.
 
2014-02-18 11:26:37 PM
East Side Dave is way cooler than this chump.
 
2014-02-19 12:48:05 AM

redoctober65: I think this might depend on what type of beer its going to be


Amateur.
 
2014-02-19 05:04:18 AM
I'm still waiting on my GOT DAMN Guiness Towel.
 
2014-02-19 07:35:13 AM
I think the Shorty Award should go to that guy from "Willow."  He's pretty cool.

/wait, what?
 
2014-02-19 12:13:11 PM
NO Fecalbook
NO Twister
NO MySpooge
NO Puninterested
NO Gargle-

What's a Farker to do?
 
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