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(SacBee)   Man who fired multiple times into an occupied car, killing a teenage girl, claims he was "firing to scare"   (sacbee.com) divider line 31
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2014-02-18 08:05:34 PM
11 votes:

fusillade762: Terrorism used to require a political component. These days everything is terrorism.


That sounds like something a terrorist might say.
2014-02-18 07:46:52 PM
5 votes:
I said ACROSS her nose, not UP it!
2014-02-18 07:22:25 PM
5 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Benevolent Misanthrope: In the news release, police noted that Noble did not call police before or after the shooting.

Before?  Yeah, they would have laughed in his face, if they didn't charge him with tying up the 911 line or some such.

Assuming he actually did what they say he did...

Noble is charged with first-degree murder,

Maybe.

five counts of aggravated assault

Definitely.

and committing a terroristic act.

Oh for Fark's sake.

Well, isn't terrorism by definition trying to scare someone?


By that definition, M. Night Shyamalan should be in prison for farking life.
2014-02-18 09:42:38 PM
4 votes:

iheartscotch: Yeah, warning shots are not protected under self defense laws.

/ didn't Biden basically tell people to break that law during the 2012 campaign?


www.quickmeme.com
2014-02-18 09:35:22 PM
4 votes:

lack of warmth: vudukungfu:
A car driving by, or standing still is not a threat.

If it's coming right at you, it is a threat.

/just saying


Listen, the only way you can shoot the car is if you yell, "It's coming right for us!".
2014-02-18 06:15:27 PM
4 votes:
Well, I guess at least one of them is scared to death now
2014-02-19 12:50:24 AM
3 votes:

theknuckler_33: fun fact: My niece was a body double for the little girl in Signs. In the scene early in the movie when Mel Gibsonn and Juaquin Phoenix are walking through the corn to see the first crop circle 'sign'... Juaquin is holding the little girl (my niece) as they break into the crop circle and the girls face is burried in his shoulder, obscured from the camera, and she turns her head briefly, showing barely a profile as Juaquin puts his hand to her head and push her back to his shoulder... that's my niece!


Thank you for putting context to my masturbations.
2014-02-18 09:46:11 PM
3 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: SuperNinjaToad: The ONLY conceivable out I'll give him is if he somehow shot in the air and the bullet just came down and killed the girl. Even then it's still 50/50.

FTFA:  Officers found the driver side of the car pocked with bullet holes. Adrian was in the front passenger seat, and later died at a hospital.

It sounds like he shot right at it and hit it multiple times.


He was aiming for the air between the car and himself.
2014-02-18 09:30:56 PM
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-18 11:39:15 PM
2 votes:
Judging by Fark's ability to fairly evaluate a story where guns are involved, I am inclined to believe this guy was 100% innocent and those kids got what was coming to them.
2014-02-18 10:21:20 PM
2 votes:

proteus_b: damn that racist son of a biatch,

anyone who shoots black people is racist and this guy is no exception. it's not possible that he's just a moron, nope, he's definitely a racist!


thesportsfanjournal.com

Now here's a guy who doesn't understand the difference between actual racism and straw man arguments!
2014-02-18 10:02:59 PM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Well, the genus just confessed to making a terroristic threat and intent to murder the occupants of the vehicle.

Brilliant.

Voiceofreason01: Which is EXACTLY why firing warning shots is a felony.

THIS.

How many FARKers will defend this guys action, I wonder?


Hah, he's black. Good luck.
2014-02-18 09:31:08 PM
2 votes:
Hey man, nice shot.
2014-02-18 09:17:04 PM
2 votes:
static3.wikia.nocookie.net
She looked pretty scared to me!
2014-02-18 08:46:25 PM
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: By that definition, M. Night Shyamalan should be in prison for farking life.


Well, I was being bit sarcastic, but technically speaking...

/Shyamalan? Scary?
//Personally I think he'd have lifetime immunity from prosecution
2014-02-18 08:40:45 PM
2 votes:

hardinparamedic: Well, the genus just confessed to making a terroristic threat and intent to murder the occupants of the vehicle.

Brilliant.

Voiceofreason01: Which is EXACTLY why firing warning shots is a felony.

THIS.

How many FARKers will defend this guys action, I wonder?


Joe Biden?
2014-02-19 07:01:07 AM
1 votes:
Has Sharpton staged a demonstration yet?
2014-02-19 02:12:34 AM
1 votes:

Lcpl_Dunno: At least this way there will be actual effects at the end that aren't written on paper and ignored.


Yeah. One man is going to jail for the rest of his life, and another person is dead.

Oh, those rascals sure learned their lesson this time!

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2014-02-18 11:49:23 PM
1 votes:

MFAWG: hardinparamedic: Well, the genus just confessed to making a terroristic threat and intent to murder the occupants of the vehicle.

Brilliant.

Voiceofreason01: Which is EXACTLY why firing warning shots is a felony.

THIS.

How many FARKers will defend this guys action, I wonder?

He and the victims are not of the Caucasian Persuasion, so my guess is zero.


clearlycaneda.files.wordpress.com

There is nothing here to defend. The man did something incredibly stupid and irresponsible, and deserves to be punished for it. End of story. Race has nothing to do with it, no matter how badly you want it to. The man murdered someone, either intentionally or unintentionally (depending on the story), and he will, rightly so, face the consequences of his actions. There is no reasonable or logical defense for his actions, regardless of the color of his skin.

But hey, don't bring anything meaningful to the conversation. Just drop the race card and flee. That's always a winning move.
2014-02-18 11:45:15 PM
1 votes:

SCUBA_Archer: Judging by Fark's ability to fairly evaluate a story where guns are involved, I am inclined to believe this guy was 100% innocent and those kids got what was coming to them.


Or alternatively, the kids were 100% innocent in all respects, and the guy hunted them down at the Disneyesque meadow where they were frolicking with the little animals and shot them with a belt-loading 50-cal. machine gun mounted in the bed of his armored vehicle.
2014-02-18 11:29:07 PM
1 votes:

UrinalPooper: Is there any reason killing the ones who are wrecking someone's vehicle would be wrong? It seems to uphold the social contract.

/difficulty: don't bother answering if you yourself were a vandalizing piece of shiat when you were younger
//double difficulty: research the etymology of the word 'vandal'
///they used to hang horse thieves for a reason


This is really funny coming from someone with your handle.
2014-02-18 11:26:04 PM
1 votes:

bunner: It's OK, you piece of trash.  They'll just set the electric chair to "annoy".


So like this:

www.stepbystep.com
and probation and duder is good?
2014-02-18 11:21:42 PM
1 votes:
It's OK, you piece of trash.  They'll just set the electric chair to "annoy".
2014-02-18 10:45:31 PM
1 votes:
I blame Justin Beiber.
2014-02-18 10:23:11 PM
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: He laid in wait.  He could have just as easily thrown out caltrops and then beat them to death with a tire iron.


Caltrops? Now I'm imagining drive-bys  on horseback
2014-02-18 10:20:49 PM
1 votes:
He laid in wait.  He could have just as easily thrown out caltrops and then beat them to death with a tire iron.
2014-02-18 10:17:16 PM
1 votes:
Isolated incident # 34,664,251
2014-02-18 09:59:52 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like it worked.
2014-02-18 09:52:57 PM
1 votes:
damn that racist son of a biatch, anyone who shoots black people is racist and this guy is no exception. it's not possible that he's just a moron, nope, he's definitely a racist!
2014-02-18 09:43:26 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he saw someone pointing a shotgun out of the vehicle?

Go with the self-defense route.  He might get a hung jury.
2014-02-18 07:02:46 PM
1 votes:
In the news release, police noted that Noble did not call police before or after the shooting.

Before?  Yeah, they would have laughed in his face, if they didn't charge him with tying up the 911 line or some such.

Assuming he actually did what they say he did...

Noble is charged with first-degree murder,

Maybe.

five counts of aggravated assault

Definitely.

and committing a terroristic act.

Oh for Fark's sake.
 
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