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(Daily Mail)   Instead of paying child support, R. Kelly just pisses it away, could be facing jail time   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-02-18 05:38:24 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

What's that weird thing smeared above his upper lip?

On second thought, I don't want to know.
 
2014-02-18 05:38:29 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-18 05:41:01 PM  
Oh gee, darn.  I really hope he beats it and doesn't end up behind bars.

Really, I mean it.  I hope nothing bad happens to him.

Why yes I DID read that article detailing his history with young girls, how did you know?
 
2014-02-18 05:41:12 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x413]

What's that weird thing smeared above his upper lip?

On second thought, I don't want to know.


If you don't know, it's automatically santorum.  Rule 127 of the internet
 
2014-02-18 05:44:21 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-18 05:47:33 PM  
21,000 dollars a month is unjustifiable.  There is no way a kid needs that much money to be raised.
 
2014-02-18 05:55:58 PM  
Well, ASCAP checks went out last Monday, so he should be good.
 
2014-02-18 06:20:40 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x413]

What's that weird thing smeared above his upper lip?

On second thought, I don't want to know.


R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter (TM)

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-18 06:34:35 PM  
That dumbass must like prison.
 
2014-02-18 06:40:21 PM  

MessyDwarf: [img.fark.net image 259x194]


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-18 06:50:50 PM  
R Kelly is too busy peeing on teenage girls to worry about silly little things like court dates or child support payments or the number of children he has or their names.
 
2014-02-18 06:56:32 PM  
So he was ordered to pay $21k a month and he is $21k behind. So he is one month behind. That is the way the article makes it sound. Is this enough to be outraged over?
 
2014-02-18 07:07:27 PM  
This is one of the better case scenarios for any story involving R Kelly, children and payment.
 
2014-02-18 07:20:56 PM  

Warlordtrooper: 21,000 dollars a month is unjustifiable.  There is no way a kid needs that much money to be raised.


Since when did child support have anything to do with the needs of the child?
 
2014-02-18 07:27:48 PM  

ongbok: So he was ordered to pay $21k a month and he is $21k behind. So he is one month behind. That is the way the article makes it sound. Is this enough to be outraged over?


One month no, but also in the article it says we was $100000 behind in child support payments last year which is five months worth. The ex-wife is probably cracking the whip to prevent him from doing that again. Also he seems to have not shown up for the last court date. But this is probably one of the less scummy things that R Kelly has done.
 
2014-02-18 07:31:29 PM  

lasercannon: ongbok: So he was ordered to pay $21k a month and he is $21k behind. So he is one month behind. That is the way the article makes it sound. Is this enough to be outraged over?

One month no, but also in the article it says we was $100000 behind in child support payments last year which is five months worth. The ex-wife is probably cracking the whip to prevent him from doing that again. Also he seems to have not shown up for the last court date. But this is probably one of the less scummy things that R Kelly has done.


In the very beginning of the article it says he is $21k behind. So by what he is paying, that is one month.
 
2014-02-18 07:36:24 PM  

Urine trouble, R. Kelly!

 
2014-02-18 07:37:43 PM  
Urea not a good father, R. Kelly.
 
2014-02-18 07:38:49 PM  
You gotta be kidney with this story. Who'd you get it from -- Urethra Franklin?
 
2014-02-18 07:39:30 PM  
Things just went from blad to bladder for R. Kelly...
 
2014-02-18 07:41:33 PM  
Ammonia some money for child support, R. Kelly, but this is the last time.

Or is it?

Depends.
 
2014-02-18 07:52:38 PM  
He has kids?  Didn't know you could get a girl preggers with a golden shower
 
2014-02-18 08:07:26 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero:


I partied with that chick in that Chappelle video years ago. Friend of a friend situation. Another friend of a friend was one of R. Kelleys personal assistants. He never talked about anything that went on, he handled all the mundane type stuff associated with wealth and property upkeep.


The R.Kelley special where he covers Sam Cooke was pretty awesome.
/Lame story is lame
 
2014-02-18 08:34:31 PM  

ongbok: lasercannon: ongbok: So he was ordered to pay $21k a month and he is $21k behind. So he is one month behind. That is the way the article makes it sound. Is this enough to be outraged over?

One month no, but also in the article it says we was $100000 behind in child support payments last year which is five months worth. The ex-wife is probably cracking the whip to prevent him from doing that again. Also he seems to have not shown up for the last court date. But this is probably one of the less scummy things that R Kelly has done.

In the very beginning of the article it says he is $21k behind. So by what he is paying, that is one month.


Yes I know, I agreed with you that one month is not outrageous and that it was one months worth of payments. I responded to your question. I was just pointing out that he has previously done this for several months at a time and that the court case was probably an attempt to stop his previous actions of going five months without out paying from happening again. One month is not a big deal but if he skips out of five months of child support like he did previously that is something to be outraged about,
 
2014-02-18 08:40:57 PM  

merrillvillain: Sin_City_Superhero:

I partied with that chick in that Chappelle video years ago. Friend of a friend situation.


Is her ass really that awesome or is that massive airbrushing?
 
2014-02-18 09:01:14 PM  

Flappyhead: merrillvillain: Sin_City_Superhero:

I partied with that chick in that Chappelle video years ago. Friend of a friend situation.

Is her ass really that awesome or is that massive airbrushing?


She was definitely a good looking broad with fine physical attributes. The fact that she was not stuck up was what I remember most . If I remember correctly most of her modeling was for car magazines. We only talked a little bit because it was my birthday and I was meeting up with a female bartender from another bar. It took me awhile to find my car the next day.
 
2014-02-18 09:25:51 PM  

Warlordtrooper: 21,000 dollars a month is unjustifiable.  There is no way a kid needs that much money to be raised.


And that's just his half.
 
2014-02-18 09:28:30 PM  

Flappyhead: Oh gee, darn.  I really hope he beats it and doesn't end up behind bars.

Really, I mean it.  I hope nothing bad happens to him.

Why yes I DID read that article detailing his history with young girls, how did you know?


This.  The asshole deserves to be in jail for all of the underage girls he raped.
 
2014-02-18 10:51:48 PM  
A black man owing money tries the "bury head in sand" strategy?

dealbreaker.com
 
2014-02-18 11:13:58 PM  

Warlordtrooper: 21,000 dollars a month is unjustifiable.  There is no way a kid needs that much money to be raised.


Yes, because the kids should be given just the bare minimum to survive.
 
2014-02-18 11:16:35 PM  

LectertheChef: Yes, because the kids should be given just the bare minimum to survive.


For 21 grand a month, those kids could have a weekly allowance for hookers and blow.
 
2014-02-19 12:12:17 AM  
I kind of like R Kelly and "Real Talk" might be one of the most unintentionally funny songs I've ever heard.

/what they eat don't make us shiat, real talk.
//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c
 
2014-02-19 12:48:15 AM  
Don't make him mad though...

s27.postimg.org
 
2014-02-19 01:38:53 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: He has kids?  Didn't know you could get a girl preggers with a golden shower


Worked for Zeus.
 
2014-02-19 01:45:39 AM  
She doesn't want to spend the next 20 years chasing him, like Suge Knight's various wives and women have had to do. When I was at the L.A. County Child Support office, they had about two rooms devoted solely to that asshole's child support arrearages, and the attorney told me his attitude was basically, "I'm Suge Knight, I don't have to pay child support." So good on this woman for going after Kelly early and often.
 
2014-02-19 01:54:09 AM  

Gyrfalcon: She doesn't want to spend the next 20 years chasing him, like Suge Knight's various wives and women have had to do. When I was at the L.A. County Child Support office, they had about two rooms devoted solely to that asshole's child support arrearages, and the attorney told me his attitude was basically, "I'm Suge Knight, I don't have to pay child support." So good on this woman for going after Kelly early and often.


Suge Knight is a piece of shiat that probably got Tupac killed.

/end conspiracy theory
 
2014-02-19 07:54:31 AM  

carrion_luggage: You gotta be kidney with this story. Who'd you get it from -- Urethra Franklin?


I farking love fark
 
2014-02-19 09:46:16 AM  
*reads headline "hmm, I wonder if the internet/fark hate against women/child support will beat out the general dislike of R Kelly with his pissing, underage girls, and being ghetto rich guy."

*reads thread "ah, child support it is, carry on"
 
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