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(Mirror.co.uk)   Vanessa Mae: World-renowned classical violinist and Olympic skier. Possibly an astronaut and a secret agent too, for all we know   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 92
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2014-02-18 05:44:43 PM
i.imgur.com

Little known fact: there's a platypus controlling her.
 
2014-02-18 05:57:16 PM
You're thinking of the cello.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-18 06:29:35 PM
"I want one."  -  Tony Stark
 
2014-02-18 06:40:11 PM
I hate her.
 
2014-02-18 06:40:41 PM
...and she prefers Dos Equis.
 
2014-02-18 06:41:11 PM
Someone raised by a Tiger Mom?
DNRTFA
 
2014-02-18 06:41:16 PM
i.imgur.com

*Image may not represent actual requester.  Actual results may vary.
 
2014-02-18 06:42:21 PM
What a surprise, hot too.
 
2014-02-18 06:43:13 PM
A beautiful and accomplished woman, good I needed new subjects to masturbate to.
 
2014-02-18 06:44:00 PM
Apparently you can qualify to represent Thailand in the Winter Olympics if you have family from there and have heard of skiing.
 
2014-02-18 06:47:44 PM
Wait'll they get a load of Geena Davis
 
2014-02-18 06:48:19 PM
BBC interviewed Eddie the Eagle about her performance.  Evidently, the IOC thinks that maybe Thailand could compete in future winter olympics.
 
2014-02-18 06:52:58 PM
She can play my fiddle.
 
2014-02-18 06:53:50 PM
My Daughter's name is Vanessa and my wife/her Mom is from Thailand, so I'm getting a kick...

Also, this thread needs pics:
www.supertravel.co.uk
 
2014-02-18 06:54:05 PM
I'd fiddle with her skis. Or something sexy and rude.
 
2014-02-18 06:54:15 PM
At least she's honest about what her chances of winning a medal were (nil, and she knew that going in), and she *did*, somehow, actually qualify for the Olympics through competitions (barely, and at the last minute, but she *did* actually qualify). And she can now cross "compete in the Olympics" off her own personal bucket list.
 
2014-02-18 06:55:31 PM

MaritimeGirl: What a surprise, hot too.


And really wealthy. Worth $45 million or so.
 
2014-02-18 06:55:46 PM
She has no idea what a sandwich is.
 
2014-02-18 06:56:18 PM

Charlie Chingas: She can play my fiddle.


I don't know what you mean.
 
2014-02-18 06:56:28 PM
Who was that royal family member who went to the Olympics as an archer?

...yeah, it's like that.
 
2014-02-18 06:57:22 PM
Vanessa Mae: World-renowned classical violinist and Olympic skier attention whore...

FTFY

www.atimelyperspective.com
 
2014-02-18 06:57:40 PM

fusillade762: You're thinking of the cello.


Be gone!!

That movie and any with Timothy Dalton as Bond are merely figments of your diseased imagination and didn't exist IRL.
 
2014-02-18 06:58:31 PM
Fark I'm old. I just remembered I saw her on UK tv more than 2 decades ago when she was like 7/8 yrs old. Damn, I feel like Woody Allen.
 
2014-02-18 06:58:45 PM
naris:
Also, this thread needs pics:
[www.supertravel.co.uk image 640x369]


And that's the one you pick?

shadowsfall.org
 
2014-02-18 06:58:59 PM

JohnAnnArbor: Charlie Chingas: She can play my fiddle.

I don't know what you mean.


It means he wants to take her soul.
 
2014-02-18 06:59:07 PM

naris: My Daughter's name is Vanessa and my wife/her Mom is from Thailand, so I'm getting a kick...

Also, this thread needs pics:


Agreed-- please add pics of your wife and daughter soonest

(Someone had to say it)
 
2014-02-18 06:59:59 PM
I'd purfle her f-hole.
 
2014-02-18 07:00:12 PM

VladTheEmailer: fusillade762: You're thinking of the cello.

Be gone!!

That movie and any with Timothy Dalton as Bond are merely figments of your diseased imagination and didn't exist IRL.


Good to see a fellow George Lazenby fan!
 
2014-02-18 07:01:31 PM

VladTheEmailer: fusillade762: You're thinking of the cello.

Be gone!!

That movie and any with Timothy Dalton as Bond are merely figments of your diseased imagination and didn't exist IRL.


They're better than a lot of the later Moore ones, and a couple of the Brosnans.
 
2014-02-18 07:01:50 PM

Musikslayer: MaritimeGirl: What a surprise, hot too.

And really wealthy. Worth $45 million or so.


Did you know that the celebrity net worth sites arrive at net worth numbers by pulling them out of their asses? It's true. No one should ever go to those websites - the information is rubbish.
 
2014-02-18 07:02:49 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I'd purfle her f-hole.


Haha - a violinist I see (or a violin repair person)
 
2014-02-18 07:03:23 PM

Ishkur: Who was that royal family member who went to the Olympics as an archer?

...yeah, it's like that.


Not sure about an archer. The actress Geena Davis (not Anne Archer) is an Olympic level archer.

Princess Anne was an Olympic equestrian as was at least one other (minor, I think) royal.
 
2014-02-18 07:06:01 PM

Atomic Spunk: Musikslayer: MaritimeGirl: What a surprise, hot too.

And really wealthy. Worth $45 million or so.

Did you know that the celebrity net worth sites arrive at net worth numbers by pulling them out of their asses? It's true. No one should ever go to those websites - the information is rubbish.


Exactly, they have Dustin Diamond at 500K.  No way he's worth less than 275million.
 
2014-02-18 07:06:03 PM

VladTheEmailer: Not sure about an archer. The actress Geena Davis (not Anne Archer) is an Olympic level archer.
Princess Anne was an Olympic equestrian as was at least one other (minor, I think) royal.


Oh, ok. That sounds about right. I got the two mixed up. I remember it being a celebrity/royal and Olympics and I was too lazy to googles.
 
2014-02-18 07:06:25 PM
I'd tune her skis
 
2014-02-18 07:07:01 PM
I'm sure she would trade it all for a decent rack.
 
2014-02-18 07:07:22 PM

Pinko_Commie: VladTheEmailer: fusillade762: You're thinking of the cello.

Be gone!!

That movie and any with Timothy Dalton as Bond are merely figments of your diseased imagination and didn't exist IRL.

They're better than a lot of the later Moore ones, and a couple of the Brosnans.


Yeah what! I liked that movie
 
2014-02-18 07:07:47 PM
She just kinda lays there in bed, though.
 
2014-02-18 07:09:18 PM

nickdaisy: naris: My Daughter's name is Vanessa and my wife/her Mom is from Thailand, so I'm getting a kick...

Also, this thread needs pics:

Agreed-- please add pics of your wife and daughter soonest

(Someone had to say it)


Daughter is 4.

//and I've seen what happens when someone posts pics of wife/family on FARK...
 
2014-02-18 07:13:27 PM
She drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
 
Biv
2014-02-18 07:14:15 PM

Mind of the North Star: She has no idea what a sandwich is.


No need of one

Ryker's Peninsula: I'm sure she would trade it all for a decent rack.


Again, nothing wrong there.

Lovely woman.
 
2014-02-18 07:14:30 PM
Ya know, she jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and she only sprained her ankle.
 
2014-02-18 07:14:46 PM

Pinko_Commie: They're better than a lot of the later Moore ones, and a couple of the Brosnans.


I actually liked Dalton as Bond.  Roger Moore's movies were getting ridiculous towards the end, there.
 
2014-02-18 07:16:18 PM
If you drop a phonograph needle on her nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
 
2014-02-18 07:22:58 PM

VladTheEmailer: fusillade762: You're thinking of the cello.

Be gone!!

That movie and any with Timothy Dalton as Bond are merely figments of your diseased imagination and didn't exist IRL.


You Only Live Twice!

//Sean Connery FTW
 
2014-02-18 07:24:58 PM

Lord Jubjub: BBC interviewed Eddie the Eagle about her performance.  Evidently, the IOC thinks that maybe Thailand could compete in future winter olympics.


Disappointed asian father meme is about to get a workout
 
2014-02-18 07:25:48 PM
Ahhhh Thailand and her ladyb...

Er... nevermind.
 
2014-02-18 07:26:58 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

Little known fact: there's a platypus controlling her.


There's a platypus controlling all of us.
 
2014-02-18 07:28:12 PM
She looks Canadian . . .
 
2014-02-18 07:32:53 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 480x360]

Little known fact: there's a platypus controlling her.

There's a platypus controlling all of us.


I'm controlled by a tardigrade... and a wife.
 
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